Ano Ang Sunod Sa English Joke

Loved, hurt and return without anything happened. Kung kailan nakalimot ka na sa isang masakit na nakaraan, What's so painful to see someone you love that has not happened in the past? or Makita ka niya na masaya na sa ibang babae? Pero, balewala na sa kanya kung harap-harapan mo pa ipakita. - It made mistakes and regrets in the past. Masakit na makita ang taong iniwan ko masaya na sa ibang babae. Ang taong minahal ako ng lubos noon, kahit kailan hindi na magiging sa akin ulit. I had a lover during the time we were abroad and our family did not know that we were married, because then we were studying in the same school. - Ang kanilang pagmamahalan sa isa't-isa ay manunumbalik ba? O Hindi na? Para sa mga taong minamahal sila, At minahal din nilang dalawa.

They call him 'playboy' and 'fuckboy'. Well, Matteo is just doing what he wants and get what he wants. And nothing is more interesting than girls pussies. And there is one rule for every girl he bedded-- NO AFTERS. Not his fault if they left crying and heart broken after their steamy make out. He never beg for it, they willingly surrendered their bodies. Not until he met this gorgeous woman in a nightclub in New York while he is on hiatus from modeling. The woman rejected him at first but he did not let her pass. And when he thought he wins, the woman ran away after and he felt very insulted. No one did this to him before! How could a waitress ran away from an idol like him? But he just smirk. He is Matteo, and what he wants, he gets. He will make her fall to her knees and beg for his touches.

Majesty Greyish Lux is a detective who wants to unfold the truth about the crime that happened 10 years ago. Her first love got murdered and she was the only witness. But after 10 years the murderer is still unknown to her. She never saw the face of the man who murdered her first love so she chose to be a detective to find the culprit. But in finding the murderer behind Reybert Smith’s death she met a mysterious man. But the thing is she always sees the man in the dark whenever there’s a crime happening around. Being a curious cat she searches about the man and it made her more confused when she learned that the man has no identity. No birth certificate. It made her think that the man is very strange and different among other men.But everything changes when she starting to know the man whose name was Dark Hades. She started to worry; she started to fall in love in the mysterious man. But everything crumpled down when she found out the truth.This is Dark Hades call. He only comes out when there’s death. He only comes out when there’s evil and blood. Because death and darkness are always the demon’s call.

Eloisa lost her memory after the doctor couple found her and saved her. She wants to find the missing parts of her memory. Find the man in her dream who says that he is her husband. Can Eloisa find this man?

Artemis has been the top-notch assassin in Tigers, the organization she belongs to. She was sent to murder the Governor and with that, she had to take her son's heart. She didn't even know that she, herself, would be the reason for her plan to fail. She fell in love with the Governor's son and got pregnant. She became a traitor in the eyes of Tigers while a murderer in Zelo's perspective, the governor's son. Fate was really playing with her. 1 month until she gave birth, she was finally found by Tigers. She got separated from her twins. She needed to send her son to Zelo's mansion while her daughter went to her brother. 6 years after what happened, she just saw herself wanting to get back her child, so she applied to be the bodyguard. Bodyguard of the President. Her ex-lover, the father of her twins.

Nang iwanan si Zak Zapanta ng asawa niyang si Irene, isinumpa niyang hindi na siya maniniwala at magtitiwala sa kahit na sinong babae pero, bakit kinain niya ang kanyang sinabi ng makita niya si Candelaria Ynares, ang asawa ng kanyang kaibigan? At bakit nakikita niya rito si Irene gayung ibang-iba naman ang hitsura nito sa kanyang ex?

They said that every werewolf has a mate but being an omega means, Zeph has no mate that was meant for her and it makes her a laughingstock in their pack. On her eighteenth birthday, a crescent moon suddenly appeared on her forehead without her knowing. Keiver, a Beta who adopted Zeph asks a witch to secretly transfer the crescent moon tattoo from Zeph to his daughter, Hillary. Hunter is the powerful alpha of the Golden Wolf Pack. He didn't believe the saying that a woman with a crescent moon tattoo on her forehead will become his luna so he open a selection for candidates to become his luna. But what if he falls in love with a maid which is an omega, the lowest rank of their pack? Will he choose her despite her lowest rank or the Beta's daughter who has the crescent moon tattoo on her forehead? And what will be the destiny of Zeph, the last omega of their pack? Will she get back her crescent moon tattoo and her right position as the alpha's destined luna or she will remain a maid and an omega forever?

Thyro Madrigal is a successful businessman with a reputation for being strict and cold-hearted. But when he returns to the Philippines to fix some urgent businesses, he meets a woman named Ausha Buendias who challenges everything he thought he knew about himself. As he struggles to resist the temptation to be with her, he realizes that he may have finally met his match in this fiery and unpredictable woman. Will Thyro be able to tame his own desire and claim her as his own, or will she prove to be too much of a temptation to resist? "He always Tempting to see her, Tempting to be with her, Tempting to her, Tempting to mark her as mine, and She's my Temptation." -Thyro Raven Madrigal

Napag alaman ni Gerald na ang anak ng family friend nila, ay ipapakasal sa isang matandang triple ang edad dito, para lang mabawi ang dangal na sinasabi ng tatay nito, dahil daw isang disgrasyada ang kanyang anak. Dahil dito, napilitan siyang itakas si Janna. Subalit isa pala itong malaking pagkakamali, dahil ang hiniling sa kanya ng tatay ng babae, ay ang pakasalan niya ito upang maahon sa mas lalo png kahihiyan ang pamilya ni Janna. Dahil dito, nakiusap siya kay Lizzy, ang kanyang fiance, na kung maaari ay pakakasalan muna niya ang batambatang si Janna, at hihiwalayan na lang after 3 years, para sa gayon ay nasa tamang edad na talaga itong magdecide para sa sarili, at makatapos muna ng pag aaral. Ayaw sanang pumayag ni Lizzy, ngunit dahil sa assurance na ibinigay niya, pumayag din ito kalaunan. Ngunit ang tadhana ay sadyang mapaglaro.. Dahil ang isang pagpapanggap, ay nauwi sa isang makatotohanang gawi, dahil na rin sa taglay na katangian ni Janna, na hindi niya kayang tanggihan. Hindi niya alam, kung tama ba, na samantalahin niya, ang puso ni Janna, gayong ang pgkilala nito sa kanya, ay isang kuya lamang? paano siya aamin kay Lizzy? siya rin kaya ay gugustuhin ni Janna?

Heart has no other option but to seek help from her manager. Her father needs a heart operation worth five hundred thousand pesos. As the eldest child, the weight of this responsibility falls on her shoulders. She needs to find a way, even if it means making a difficult decision. For several weeks, she'll be at the mistress of an unknown man, for two hundred fifty thousand pesos, because she's a virgin. That was the offer from an unknown, unscrupulous man. Take it or leave it. She'll let herself be used while she's asleep, so she doesn't have a chance to get to know the man she's selling herself to. Due to extreme desperation, she agreed immediately to save her father, who is on the brink of death. She no longer has the opportunity to learn about the man who will be intimate with her and own her. She has to save her dying father, no matter who takes her. But the man she briefly saw is not ugly. He's incredibly handsome and her boss, the billionaire Deluxe Montesalvo, who has been married for three years!