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“Bawal ako sa'yo... pero bakit puso ko ang lumalaban?” Si Amara Villanueva ay isang ordinaryong dalagang tahimik ang buhay sa bayan ng El Cielo. Pero nagbago ang lahat nang isang gabi’y matuklasan niyang isa siyang Loba — isang babaeng lobo na isinumpa ang kapangyarihan. Sa gitna ng kaguluhan, dumating ang makapangyarihang Alpha na si Kael Donovan—mapanganib, mailap, at hindi dapat sa kanya. Pero kahit anong pilit nilang lumayo sa isa’t isa, mas lalong humihigpit ang ugnayan nilang pinagtagpo ng tadhana... at ng iisang kapangyarihang hindi nila lubos na naiintindihan. Handa ba si Amara na suwayin ang batas ng Buwan para sa lalaking ipinagbabawal sa kanya? O tuluyan siyang magpaparaya sa takot at kapalaran?

Shane is my best kept secret. The more time that passes the tighter my hold on him gets. If my father thinks he can take my right to find my mate from me and sell me off to the highest bitter than he's got another thing coming. I'll take what I want and give the only thing he thinks I have of value to whoever I choose. And who do I choose? I choose Shane. Adea is the air I breathe. I won't let anyone come between us and I won't let the Moon Goddess try and decide who she gets to be with. Whether it be her father or destiny, no one will get in my way. Fate? Mate? These words mean nothing to me. No one wants us together, but the jokes on them, I'll decide my own destiny. Adea Biscoff is that destiny. In a new life where the curse has been broken, can everything unfold how it was supposed to? Will the star-crossed lovers finally have their chance? What happens when Shane remembers everything, but refuses to make the same mistake again? The tables have been turned and Shane realizes who the real villain has been all along. What if in this life, Shane demands she be the one to pay? ! Sexual and physical abuse may be triggering for survivors !

Isang trahedya ang nagpabago sa buhay ni Lexxeignne. Naging instant multi-billionaire ito agad ng ipamana sa kanya ang lahat ng mga ari-arian ng kanyang amo ng ito ay maaksidente. Wala siyang nagawa kundi ang tanggapin ang napakabigat na responsibilidad sa buhay niya. Lalong-lalo na't nangangako siyang aalagaan ang mga ari-ariang ipinagkatiwala sa kanya. She's young, beautiful and intelligent. Kaya naman ay marami ang humahanga sa kanya. Ang akala niya ay tuluyan ng magbabago ang buhay niya at mamuhay ng tahimik ay hindi pala. Ang nakaraan na pilit niyang kinakalimutan ay pilit bumabalik kahit anong taboy niya. Ngunit paano kung ang nakaraan niya ang maglalagay sa buhay niya sa alanganin? Matatakasan kaya niya ang kamatayan?

GUIECO CLAN SERIES #1 Kenya Guieco. Isang teacher-agent at babaeng nagmahal ng todo pero nagawa pa rin ipagpalit at iwan dahil lang sa hindi niya kayang isuko ang pagkakababae niya sa taong minahal niya. Kulang ang salitang sakit para ilarawan ang kung anong nararamdaman niya dahil ang ipinagpalit pa talaga sa kanya ay isa sa matalik niyang kaibigan. Nagmahal. Nasaktan. Naglasing. And then he met this hot stranger pero hindi niya naman type na siyang naging sandalan niya sa gabing wasak na wasak ang kanyang mundo. Hindi lang agresibong halik ang ibinigay niya sa lalaki kundi maging ang kanyang pagkababae na siyang sinisisi niya kung bakit nagawa siyang saktan ng taong mahal niya. Sinabi niya ding kaligayahan lang ang habol niya sa lalaki. Na bukod sa maka mundong ginawa nila ang gabing iyon ay wala na siyang balak na ikonekta ang buhay niya sa binatang hindi niya naman kilala. Pero sadya nga yatang mapaglaro ang tadhana dahil muli silang pinagtagpo. Sa bawat sakit na nararamdaman niya ay nandoon ang binata para pawiin iyon hanggang sa nakasanayan niya ng laging nasa tabi niya ang binata. Ngunit hindi niya inaasahan na ang gabi kung saan una silang pinagtagpo ay ang gabi din kung saan magsisimulang tumibok at magmahal ulit ang sawi niyang puso. Paano niya malalagpasan ang nagbabadyang ikalawa niyang kabiguan kung ang taong kanyang naging karamay ay ang taong mawawala ulit sa kanya? Bibitiw ba siya kagaya nong una o ipaglalaban niya ang kanyang nararamdaman para sa taong binansagan niyang ‘STRANGER’?

"How dare you keep my son away from me?!" "You rejected me and didn't want to do anything with me!" "I will reject you all over again to punish you for this!" "Jokes on you if you think I care about your rejection anymore." ___ Delilah was the contracted bride of Alpha Stephen Knight even after being his fated mate. Losing her parents at a young age was hard enough for her and getting brutally rejected by her mate was the last straw for her. She left with dignity and vowed to never turn back. But what happens when her past comes back to prove destiny once again? Stephen Knight never wanted anything to do with her but was that going to change when he sees her after years? She has changed but he hasn't. He is still the same heartless man. In the game of lies, revenge and pain, they will discover truths that's going to shatter their lives. Will Delilah find Stephen beside her or will he break her heart once again?

Once in a while, in the middle of life, love gives us a fairytale.And some fairytale love stories are completely unexpected and thus more memorable.No one expected the class president and the leader of Trouble Triggers to even talk about anything but notes and pencils. But then fate's a bitch and loves to meddle!Their life changes drastically when the good girl- Joanna Williams has to tutor the bad boy- Bryan Cooper.Along with the tutoring comes constant fun, too much bickering, lame jokes, scary sarcasm, idiotic friends, too many unknown emotions, jungles in tummy, bucket lists, unheard secrets and haunting pasts.Maybe some fairytales don't have a happy ending... or do they?

When nerdy but cute, Miranda Whitmore's parents decide to move to a place called Howling Cliffs, she is not happy. But there's nothing she despises more in this small town than Nigel Vanderwolf, the hot jock who happens to be the son of the man Miranda's family is staying with. The two bump heads continuously, with Nigel's crude sexual jokes and relentless mockery of her virgin status and Miranda's snappy rebuttals and ability to annoy him constantly. But one night after a dangerous game of Truth or Dare, Miranda becomes lost in the woods where she gets trapped in a cave because of a thunderstorm. Feeling guilty of his part in Miranda's disappearance, Nigel sets out to find her. He stumbles on the girl he finds the most annoying, sheltering in the Forbidden Cavern. The two ensue in a heated argument, disturbing the God that resides there. After Nigel takes Miranda home, the two decide to never speak to each other again, thus going their separate ways, only to wake the next morning to find themselves in each other's bodies. Now Miranda has the upper hand because she has finally learned Nigel's secret. Her neighbour and bully is a werewolf. What will Miranda do with this newfound information? Will she expose to the world that the supernatural is real? How will Nigel cope with this magical phenomenon? Will he be able to switch back in time for the great Alpha Trials? Follow Miranda and Nigel in this epic tale of enemies to lovers in the Werewolf Switch.

He smirked, knowing he was on the winning side. "So it's a done deal for three months?" He raised his eyebrows, putting his hand forth for a handshake. I looked at the long fingers and perfectly aligned nails and then at his patient face. Sighing to myself I my own hand into his and ignored the tingles that flowed through every nerve as his fingers curled around my hand and shook it lightly. "Yeah three months." "Goodnight then." He winked, removing his hand from mine and turned to walk away. "Hey wait!" I called out, suddenly remembering something. "You don't have my number." "What makes you think that? I have my ways Smith." And with one last wink I saw him take a turn and disappear from my sight. I let out a long breath, leaning on the nearby wall. Looks like I just made a deal with the Devil. * A sarcastic girl, a cocky guy. Throw in some mystery, murder, filthy jokes, wonderful friends, tons of kisses, secrets, surprises, eye-rolls and a killer on run. And you have got yourself a story never read before. ***So grab a cup of hot chocolate, some chips and a warm blanket and get ready to laugh, cry and bite your lip in anticipation. Enjoy!!

Never in his life, Kraius believed in love. Para sa kaniya, laruan lamang ang mga babae at parausan sa kama. He was an attorney. He was successful. And, it was enough for him. But, fate played with him when he met a fat and not so his type of girl. Mataba na pinakaayaw niya sa lahat. Ngunit, kahit anong limot niya rito sadyang sinusundan siya nito. Tila nanuno siya sa punso na umuukilkil ito sa kaniyang isip at puso. Kraius fell for the little girl's charm. Iyon nga lang, iniwan siya nito ng mga panahong kaya na niyang sabihing mahal niya ito. After ten years, she came back. Different from the fat girl he loved. Different from the Rhezi he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. Betrayal. Hatred. Longing. Kraius wouldn't fall for her trap again. NEVER. Or, so he thought...

#mutual contain 18+only "you should go to the other room" he said She looked at him in shock its there first night. He was nervous and open his mouth to say something. After a while, he said "your father makes a deal with me that if I marry you he will give me half of his property. My company is in loss and I don't want to marry you coz I am not interested in you, you are not my type.i feel disturbed when you are around me!" It is all he said to her. She got up from bed and a hot tear escape from eye and she left his room. She did not said a word to him. *************************** Roya knight-she is good. Age=22 educated and shy in nature. She is rich but she is also black in color. She never wear something so revealing. Simple and always smile. And she is tall, slim, perfect body, and her eyes is most attractive. She has every good thing but only lack of personality is her color. Johnson Robin - He is handsome. Every girl dream about him. He has well built body. He has blue eyes and white men. He is men of his word. Age=27. He run huge business and he has so many girlfriend. Content and /or trigger warning :This story contains mature sexual content. Strong language ahead, adult jokes also. Which may trigger for some readers. You have been warned