Ao3 Tags Funny Novels & Stories

“It suits you, Haru. You’re different now—calmer, maybe. Happier.” “That’s because he’s tied down,” Aoi teased, smirking. “All that wild energy’s been channeled into diaper changes and bedtime stories.” “Hey,” I protested, laughing. “Bedtime stories can be pretty wild. You should hear Hibiki’s version of ‘The Three Little Pigs.’” The table erupted into laughter, and for a moment, the weight of Rayle’s question lifted. But as the conversation continued, it became clear that my friends weren’t letting me off the hook entirely.

She looked so sad that it took me a second to filter her words through my brain again. I burst into laughter this time as I took my spot next to her long, sexy body once more. "Good one, Stretch." She shot me a sassy smile. "Thanks." She looked at Tag. "That was a joke." His shoulders shook as he tried to glare at her. "Well, we're not going to put our wieners inside you. Not today. And we call them all kinds of different things, but usually cock or dick. Maybe give that a try in the future."

her . @ohplzbitchcamismine um, is it just me or is no one wondering how fkin creepy & stalkerish this is? like she literally tagged along to the party to invade their privacy and then took pictures and shit and posted it all over the internet when they were sharing an intimate moment?? and now we are here discussing it?? Tf, they are humans too ong @taylorfixme gtfo if u dont wanna see this shit?? dont ruin the fun for us tf

It felt like what we were fighting for all along… The laughter faded slowly, like sunlight dipping behind the trees. We collapsed outside the smokehouse again, sprawled in a heap of limbs, grass stains, and shallow breaths. Aya’s hair was tangled with twigs. Lily’s knees were streaked with dirt. Brinn was still limping from where Sari had used him as a springboard, and Sari was rubbing his ribs like he’d pulled something important. "Okay," Brinn wheezed. "I vote we never do that again.” “Agreed,” Lily murmured, sprawled flat like a starfish. “Tag is cursed.”

They are about to explode again OF: I can imagine him munching on his chocolate candies while snipping some fingers :) MC: What the hell is wrong with you MC: I'm sorry about her WG: Lmaoo MC: What the hell is wrong with YOU? MC: You never 'lmao' with me? MC: Am I not funny? WG: Precious, you know it's not like that MC: I only see one way to make up for my hurt feelings OF: And then you wonder why I am the way I am WG: I will tonight… MC: You better be SL: Couples *rolling eyes* PS: We could be one SL: What

Aoi is seen slithering to all of them and says, ”Hey, did I miss something? “Not really. Oh, Aoi, can we do that again later?” Alfi is blushing. “Don’t you dare.” Megumi tweaks his ear hard. “Ouch, quit it! I’m joking, okay... Ouch!!!!” Alfi exclaimed painfully. All of them are bursting out a laugh.

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“Then you should come with us, baby. We’ll happily pop your cherry.” “Whoa, hey…” With an aggrieved sigh, I pushed his hand down before he could touch her. This guy really needed a lesson on humor. “Sorry, pal. But only I’m allowed to say double entendres to her. It’s not even remotely cute or funny when you do it; you’ve got a fucking eye staring at me from the side of your head.” In my opinion, that instantly negated everything cute and funny. “And besides,” Camille threw in. “I already—you know—made my first tag, so the cherry’s technically been popped already, sorry.”

As she turns four rogues step into the mouth of the alley, as iI turn I see another four had blocked off the other end, Acre starts laughing "Why are you laughing?" Lanna asks confused "Well because I would say that we are well and truly fucked" "Yes I would say your right, you are most defiantly trapped or as you call it, Fucked" one of the rogues laugh.

Author: It's funnier this way ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Aiden: I'm suffering here Щ(º̩̩́Дº̩̩̀щ) Author: It's still funny though...