Autocorrect Humor Mga Nobela at Kwento

By a startle, I narrowly avoided the screen from hitting my face, picking up the cell phone with fingers forming tweezers. "May your dreams not contain any asparagus, Bunny. Only carrots of the ideal size for your hunger... Good evening! ;)" I stared at the message for a while, blushing instantly. My mind was too fertile to understand only the joke in the message, I went beyond any perversion just thinking of a dream with carrots. But I got slightly nauseous when I remembered that I had ingested several of them that night. "Sorry, but your sense of humor sucks, Zachary! Keyboard emoticons are cheesy."

I could see he was trying to hold in his laughter by the way he pressed his lips together and the way his eyes shone bright with amusement and glee. "You are such a-" I paused trying to think of a perfect adjective for him. "- such a cockalorum." He opened his mouth to retort but immediately closed it. "Did you mean cocklong? Mine is long. Want to see?" I hit him with the pillow. "No duffer, cockalorum. It means an arrogant, annoying and an obnoxious jerk." He let out a chuckle like it didn't matter to him. "I still think it should be cocklong."

he replied with a sarcastic remark so good I laughed. "That's funny??" he asked me, smirking. "Nope, but it's funny seeing you giving jokes a try babe, it's still not your thing," I said to him sweetly not to hurt his ego but to be honest, it was honestly true, I did think he was a hottie with good jokes, just sometimes, you got to break their ego a little, it helped put them in their place.

This is proof we will never work out in any way. ‘I didn’t know you had a sense of humour or knew what a joke was? I am just amazed you even attempted something you clearly have no aptitude for.’ It’s sarcastic, cold and venomous. Back to juvenile and Mico slumps and buries his face in his hands with a long low groan.

James and Em expected, but Fi, seriously, you. "Aw, Justin, come on. It's just a joke." She said. "Hilarious." James butted in. "Hilarious is also an understatement." Em interrupted him. "Yeah, right, and look how hard I am laughing. Hahaha." Justin said sarcastically. "Justin, what if the same joke was cracked on James?" Fiona suggested it. "Hahaha!! well, that would have been beyond hilarious, right Jamie?" Justin was laughing now. "Give me a hi-fy for that, Justin." Em and Justin gave each other Hy FY.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

I rolled my eyes and smiled. “Remember when I asked you for your opinion? Me neither” I said, as I smiled sweetly at him and walked off to the other side of the room. All the guys started to roll on the ground laughing. I have to say they sounded worse than a hyena. “I hear that there is a new app called sense of humor. D******d it bitch!” Danny snapped. I rolled my eyes. “You know Danny; acting like a dick would not make yours any bigger.” I pointed out.

He was offended by my joke. "Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. You know I was joking," "I'm upset over the fact that you think turning me on is a good thing for my health," he snapped. "Fuck," he cussed, running his fingers into his hair aggressively. "I could have lost control and then…" he trailed off, gulping and tearing his gaze away from me.

"Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..." Lucy would make a good motivational speaker. "That's funny..." She started laughing and I gave her a deadly glare that made her cover her mouth. "Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..."Lucy would make a good motivational speaker.

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!