Claimed by the Alphas
Life’s so unfair, man.
“What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato.
“You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted.
Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.
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