Steamy Dreams
Nerds. They make the world go around, but jesus fucking christ they're so annoying.
My neighbor is one of them, and he's everything you're imagining. Gawky, scrawny, glasses, socially retarded as fuck. I once saw him say 'hello' to the mailman. He's not there to make conversation, dude, he's just doing his job.
But we need them. Honest to god, I wish we didn't. There's nothing more humiliating than going to someone like Brian to ask him for help, especially when you're someone like me.