Bad Pun Jokes

Gerall, pria baik yang terpaksa menjadi seorang badboy karena wasiat ayahnya. Gerall melakukan segalanya untuk mengungkap kasus pembunuhan yang menyeret nama kakaknya. Gerall bertemu dengan Allana, mereka bekerja sama untuk mengungkap kebenaran yang selama ini tertimbun.

"Mulai besok kalian akan tinggal di rumah ayah kalian! Kalian itu tanggung jawabnya, bukan tanggung jawab Ibu, ataupun Papa Erik. Ibu adalah seorang istri yang ingin berbakti pada suami. Sudah sepatutnya Ibu tidak memberikan beban untuknya!" Perceraian kedua orang tua, selalu menyisakan luka di hati anak-anak. Terlebih, saat keduanya telah memiliki kehidupan baru dengan pasangannya. Namun yang tidak Vina mengerti, sang ibu lebih memilih tinggal bersama suami barunya, dan meninggalkan keempat anaknya yang masih kecil-kecil. Vina, gadis berusia lima belas tahun yang baru lulus SMP itu, terpaksa tidak melanjutkan sekolah dan berjuang keras menghidupi ketiga adiknya. Di tengah keadaan yang menyakitkan, mampukah ia menjadi ayah sekaligus ibu untuk ketiga adiknya? Adakah sang ibu mengingat dirinya dan adik-adiknya?

Sudah tiga tahun Abdi dipenjara, dan akhirnya hari ini adalah kepulangan Abdi ke Kampung halamanya yang bernama Kampung Halimun. Sebuah Kampung dan sangat tersembunyi di dalam sebuah hutan di selatan Jawa Barat Namun Kampung Halimun yang Abdi kenal kini berubah, Abdi seolah-olah terjebak di dalam kampung tersebut dan tidak bisa keluar bersama seluruh warga Kampung Halimun saat itu, juga kampung tersebut diterror setiap malam oleh beberapa mahluk yang menyeramkan. Ada misteri apa dibalik Kampung Halimun, dan apakah Abdi bisa selamat dan mengetahui alasan dari terror mahluk-mahluk yang mengerikan yang datang setiap malam di kampung tersebut.

Meet Myra. She is a sweet and very kind person but can be sassy and badass when needs to be. She believes in the phrase lives and lets others live their life peacefully. The only thing she hates the most is being bullied and can do anything to stop weak people from getting bullied. But she is the girl of many secrets. People believe that they moved out from California to New York to move on from her mother's death but the truth was different. Now meet Anthony Walker, the football captain and the Qatar baller of the team. He has all the girls fall on their knees for him and all the boys envy him. He is the mystery of his school and likes to keep to himself and his friends. He is also the alpha of the pack and has his share of secrets. Read the book to know what happens when they meet.

Falling in love with your best friend isn't wrong, because you can't blame him for not accepting your love , because he isn't in the wrong. But what is wrong, is him sleeping with your stepsister.

Oh, God, I am going to be sick, and I can't stand Jayson Woods! "So, why are you staring over at him, Ashely? My inner voice inside my mind told me with a smug voice. "I am not! Oh, shut up! I spoke. I looked over at him with two girls under his arms. Oh, Look at him! Like he doesn't have a care in the world. He makes me sick. Asshole! He is such a man whore. "Well, what do you expect with the kind of guys. They are called man whore for a reason. So, envoy, my wolf, said inside my mind with a growl. She is not happy with what he's been doing with the other girls, not us. Of course, he doesn't care. He doesn't care about our feelings. As long he gets some. So, screw him and his sexy devilish melt your panties smile. I don't need him. But then again... I am curious... So, I wonder if he knew it was me, he was kissing and touching me last month at Emilia's birthday party where I was hiding away from the loud music and noise. But instead, I ran into him. And we uhhh, I scream inside my head. We had sex! We had sex!! I kept repeat in my head.

Lucien Marchand m'a laissée, alors que j'étais enceinte et que je faisais une hémorragie, devant l'hôpital pour aller chercher sa cliente. J'ai perdu mon bébé à cause de cela. Alors que j'étais très faible, Lucien a délibérément touché mon ventre avec ses mains glacées. Au milieu de la nuit, sa cliente a dormi avec Lucien dans la chambre à côté de la mienne. Elle a laissé un sous-vêtement dans la chambre. Les parents de Lucien sont venus voir le bébé sans savoir qu'il était déjà mort. Lucien m'a présenté des excuses hypocrites. Mais pendant notre dernier repas, il a quand même été appelé par sa cliente. Après mon départ, Lucien a appris la fausse couche et était dévasté. Il est venu me présenter ses excuses de lui-même. Je ne l'ai pas pardonné. Nous avons quand même divorcé. Plus tard, ils ont tous été choqués en apprenant que j'étais la patronne de l'entreprise. Finalement, Lucien est devenu un légume. Il a laissé une énorme dette à sa cliente. Et moi, j'ai trouvé un nouveau petit ami.

PHOEBE - Holy mother of craps! I had lost my virginity to the college’s bad boy, Asher Gilbert. And, he told me it meant nothing to him. He told me to get lost! ********* ASHER - All my life till now, no one had ever intimidated me. Not anyone. Not my dad, nor the school principal… Not those street gangs… lastly, not the mafia. But this strange girl— a Maserati shows up. Making me urge to brand her, as mine. ********** “Why are you like this to me?” “What do you mean?” “Why are you so dismissive but save me, every time I land in trouble?” He didn’t reply that. Instead, he sighed, crunching the plastic bottle in his hand. He threw it in anger to the other side of the room. Then he approached me. I took three steps back, timidly. His intimidating gaze dropped towards mine. He didn’t stop until the back of my head contacted the wall. Only then did his both hands angle at the sides of my head. My eyes immediately gorged at his hard-on. Flash backs of the night we had together immediately ran through my brain. The only thing I could think of was the way my mouth was wrapped around him. His Adam’s apple swallowed numerous times, making me wonder what he thought of. It was like one of those scenes of movies. Like he was in a battle with himself. But the question was, what was he so protective about? Why didn’t he like making conversations with females? “I’m never gonna change, Phoebe. Remember that,” ********* What is worse than drunken one-night-stand, with the college’s bad boy? Or a cold treatment thereafter? However, one pregnancy changes it all. In this love so wrong, can they ever make things right?

Jeanne Brown is forced to go to a school for proper ladies. As if life isn't terrible enough for her, the richest and most popular boy in school starts to meddle in her life.

Lily Collins is what you could consider as a girl with a purpose. By purpose, I mean to avoid trouble and to stay away from a certain blue eyed boy, with the means to torment her. A boy she can't help have undying feelings for...Asher Grey has everything, girls,money, people kissing at his feet so what more could he ask for? Other than the girl he finds pleasure in bullying, a girl he's in love with. At some point he won't be able to hold in his feelings any longer, it'll start to peek out.______________________________"You look like you just got banged!" He teased as he glanced at my state."What, no I don't?" I said, well more like asked uncertainly as I passed my hand through my unruly hair. I felt the disheveled strands as my finger tugged at some knots.Niall chuckled "Your hair is a mess and your shirt is inside out." He pointed out. My hand automatically went to my shirt as I tugged it and looked around at the prying eyes of the other students."Oh shit!" I muttered once I realized that indeed it was inside out. Gosh this is embarrassing. I pulled down my skirt suddenly feeling self conscious and pulled my shirt higher as I saw a little bit of my boobs peeking out."You also have a lot of love bites." He pointed out again louder than needed, making me give him a lethal look. If looks could kill he would have been dead right now. Maybe I can arrange that."Shut up don't point it out!" I hissed. I'm gonna kill Asher.