Bad Pun Jokes

Adik angkat suamiku mengajakku keluar makan, tapi saat makan terjadinya gempa bumi. Suamiku selaku seorang pemadam kebakaran di waktu pertama datang menolong kami. Tapi karena kami tertimpa di satu batu, dia hanya bisa menolong seorang dulu, akhirnya dia memilih menolong adik angkatnya yang banyak penyakit itu dan memilih tidak menolongku yang sedang hamil lima bulan. Aku meminta tolong dia untuk menolongku. Tapi dia hanya membiarkan batu besar menimpa patah kakiku. “Anggi sejak kecil banyak penyakit, kalau dia tetap di sini, dia akan mati.” Tapi setelah aku meninggal, dia malah gila.

Ang kasal ni Abigail kay Liam ay hindi dahil sa love, kundi dahil sa business deal. Kahit anong effort ni Abigail na ayusin ang relasyon nila, hindi niya mapawi ang galit ni Liam. Sa isang matinding phone call, sinabi ni Liam na gusto na niyang mag-divorce dahil sawang-sawa na siya. Initially, nagprotesta si Abigail pero sa huli, pumayag din siya. Habang pinipirmahan ang divorce papers, tiniyak ni Abigail na hindi makikialam si Liam sa negosyo ng pamilya niya. Ngayon, handa na siyang kalimutan si Liam at simulan ang bagong buhay. —- Abigail gazed at her signature and broke into a wide grin “ Liam Jones, from now on we’re strangers “

Quando a data do meu parto estava se aproximando, descobriram uma grande inconsistência nos registros de armas da família Galante. Então, a liderança tomou uma rápida decisão: Eles decidiram enviar a mim, Sophia Vitale, a esposa do Don, a mulher que eles diziam não ter nada melhor para fazer, para inspecionar pessoalmente o arsenal e verificar o inventário. Eu pensei que fosse só uma checagem de rotina e jamais imaginei que a irmã de criação do meu marido, Monica Leone, fosse aproveitar a oportunidade para explodir todo o arsenal comigo dentro. A explosão foi ensurdecedora. O fogo rasgou o céu. O concreto desabou ao meu redor, esmagando meu corpo enquanto uma dor alucinante rasgava meu abdômen. Mas eu não liguei para o meu marido em sua linha privada de segurança máxima. Em vez disso, enviei um sinal de socorro ao meu pai. Na minha vida passada, no instante da explosão, eu resolvi ligar para a linha de prioridade e chamar o meu marido. Meu filho sobreviveu, mas Monica acabou sendo obliterada na explosão. Meu marido disse que não era minha culpa. Ele falou que Monica era alguém de fora e que seu herdeiro era mais importante. Não poupou despesas e contratou especialistas obstétricos para me monitorar dia e noite. Disse que eu deveria manter a calma e esperar pelo parto. Então, no dia em que entrei em trabalho de parto, ele pessoalmente nos trancou, eu e meu bebê, dentro de um galpão abandonado, encharcado de gasolina, e nos queimou vivos. — Se você não tivesse se atrasado de propósito, ela ainda estaria viva. Você realmente pensou que bancar a inocente iria me enganar? Nem sonhando — ele disse — Você gosta tanto de brincar com fogo, né? Muito bem. Vou deixar você sentir na pele o desespero que ela sentiu naquele dia. Quando abri meus olhos novamente, estava de volta ao arsenal, no exato momento da explosão.

Pulang kampung demi merawat ibu yang menua justru dihina miskin hanya karena motor jadul, padahal punya showroom mobil di Jakarta. Bagaimana kisahnya?

Ares adalah seorang pemuda yatim piatu. Saat bayi Ares di temukan dihutan oleh seorang petapa tua, lalu ares dibesarkan oleh petapa tersebut. Ares sangat jenius dalam kultivasi, di masa remaja dia sudah menjadi pemimpin sebuah organisasi besar di negara barat. saat usia 21 thn ares di beri misi oleh petapa tua yang menjadi guru kultivasi nya sekarang, untuk pergi ke negara chine menemukan wanita wanita yang memiliki tubuh spesial. Karena tubuh itulah, Ares bisa mencapai kultivasi tertinggi, dengan 8 wanita yang terus minta jatah padanya!

"Leo, please stop, not so fast!" I panted hard, my fingers clenching the edge of the table as he overwhelmed me with the intensity of his thrusts. "If you beg for pleasure, you should be able to handle it when I give you some." He growled against my ear, tracing the side of my neck with his tongue, sending a jolt of pleasure. The sensation kept building so quickly that it made my vision turn black. It was pure rapture. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~**~*~ Penny Williams, an orphan working for her uncle, spends her days tending horses on the palace grounds until one day, she is blackmailed into a dangerous mission. She must seduce the Duke of Mountbatten, the dangerously magnetic Leander Vance Bauer. But what happens when the seducer becomes the seduced? One brush of the Duke's ruthless charm shatters her resolve, leaving her trembling and craving more of his touch. Nights burn hotter than her lies, and every stolen moment pushes her closer to a pleasure that could ruin her. With her vengeful ex lurking in the shadows, Penny must choose: betray the Duke or surrender to the forbidden heat that might destroy them both.

She was a destitute woman whose life was dependent on others. She was forced to be a scapegoat and traded herself, which resulted in her pregnancy. He considered that she was the ultimate embodiment of evil as she was greed and deceitful. She tried all her efforts to win his heart but failed. Her departure made him so furious that he searched through the ends of the world and managed to recapture her. The whole city knew that she would be shredded into a million pieces. She asked him in desperation, “I left our marriage with nothing, so why won’t you let me go?”In a domineering tone, he answered, “You’ve stolen my heart and given birth to my child, and you wish to escape from me?”

"Kalila melahirkan. Lebih tepatnya, mau melahirkan." Bak dihatam palu godam, dadaku mendadak terasa sakit dan sesak. Tenggorokanku seketika tercekat, sehingga jangankan untuk bicara, bernapas pun teramat sulit. Gusti, kenapa ini semua terjadi? Apa selama ini aku salah mendidik Kalila? Tak ada angin tak ada hujan, tiba-tiba aku akan mempunyai cucu.

[I found out Daniel Ortega, the notorious delinquent at my high school, is actually a cat-loving gentle soul. Now, it's time to use it against him to get what I want.] Things get a lot more exciting for Logan Smith, a 17-year-old student from Skyland high school, when he catches Daniel Ortega in a vulnerable state. Logan is a scholarship boy-a genius prodigy who is expected to get into the best college once he graduates. Daniel Ortega is seen as the walking terror in high school. He is rough around the edges, tattooed, tall and muscular, and rumored to be a complete psychopath. But underneath his scarred skin hides a big heart. Daniel, however, doesn't want anyone to find out about his soft heart. His reputation as a bad boy makes people leave him alone, and he intends to keep it that way. But the problem arises when Logan finds out his secret. He threatens to expose Daniel as a secretly nice person unless Daniel beats up one of Logan's bullies on his behalf. Daniel doesn't like violence, but he has no choice but to agree since he doesn't want to lose his reputation as the high school bad boy. The sooner Daniel beats up the bully, the sooner he can return to being a lone wolf. He wants nothing to do with him after, yet, Logan seems to be attracted to him like the moth to a flame, and Danny can't seem to get rid of him!

Dua belas tahun sudah Gio dan Rani merajut kisah cinta mereka dalam bahtera rumah tangga, kini kian hancur karena Gio baru menyadari bahwa dirinya mandul di saat Rani tengah mengandung. Gio mengira kalau bayi yang di kandung Rani adalah darah dagingnya. Siapa sangka bayi dalam kandungan itu adalah hasil dari perselingkuhan Rani dengan sahabatnya, Candra. Setelah Gio mengetahui semuanya, Rani mengugurkan kandungannya dan mendapatkan pria lain yang kemudian menjadi suami kedua Rani. Pria itu bukanlah Candra selingkuhannya. melainkan orang baru yang hadir di hidup Rani.