Bad Pun Jokes

Due to Asher's desperation, Alessia—who has been cursed with eternal life as payback for an awful sin—unexpectedly finds herself entwined in her destiny with the well-known restaurant owner. Even though their situations are different, they manage to create a special bond that is envied, and Alessia starts to see recollections of her past. Nevertheless, the threads of their seemingly flawless union come undone as Asher is forced to make a decision that will change his entire existence in order to save her. Alessia's long-awaited punishment finally arrives on the fatal day she learns the truth about her cursed immortality, connecting them both to an unavoidable destiny in a moving story of love, sacrifice, and the unwavering power of fate.

Aku pulang setelah dua bulan berada di luar negeri. Tanpa memberitahu orang rumah, aku datang secara diam-diam bermaksud memberikan kejutan. Namun, bukannya memberi kejutan, justru aku lah yang menerima kejutan itu. Ya, kejutan atas perlakuan istri pada ibuku sendiri!

Setelah berhubungan gelap selama tujuh tahun, Daniel Liman berencana untuk melamarku pada hari perilisan resmi album ulang tahunnya. Pada saat acara ulang tahun, Daniel malah secara terbuka mengundang komposer bernama Yuna Fadian untuk bekerja sama dengannya. Aku mengikuti Daniel untuk meminta penjelasan darinya, tetapi malah mendengar suara senda gurau mereka dari luar ruang istirahat. “Niel, kamu cukup setia sama cinta pertamamu. Begitu dia pulang, kamu pun nggak sabaran mau kerja sama dengannya. Hanya saja, gimana rencanamu untuk mengatasi putri dari Keluarga Luandra itu? Dia sudah menulis begitu banyak hasil karya buat kamu. Apa dia bisa menerima hasil akhir ini?” Beberapa saat kemudian, seseorang berkata dengan tersenyum, “Sejak awal, Nadya hanyalah pengganti yang dicari Niel saja. Sekarang, tokoh utama sudah kembali. Sudah seharusnya si pengganti kembali ke asalnya. Gimana menurutmu, Niel?” Selanjutnya, terdengar suara “emm” ringan.

Suamiku menjatuhkan talak saat aku nekat pergi dari rumah karena tidak percaya ibunya selama ini sudah mencuri uang belanjaku. Dipikirnya aku tak bisa hidup tanpanya, diam-diam aku punya tabungan yang banyak di rekening

🔥 TRIGGER WARNING: Explicit sexual content ahead. 18+ only. 🔥 “Fuck, this is wrong,” he snarls, sweat dripping from his collar onto my breasts as his thick, veiny cock slams into my soaked pussy, each thrust a wet, filthy slap off the office walls. I clamp down hard, every slick ridge dragging fire through me, and gasp against his stubbled throat, “That’s why it feels so good.” Exiled to a small Italian town after a sex-tape scandal torched her father’s career, Lilith Black was meant to vanish. Instead, she strides into Saint Raphael’s in a white dress and targets the one man she can’t touch. Father Damien Cross is devotion incarnate—until the confessional booth becomes her weapon. She sees the killer beneath the collar and craves him anyway. He knows she’ll ruin him, but the monster inside is already clawing free. When ghosts from his blood-soaked past resurface, Lilith must decide if Damien is worth the inferno. Some temptations are worth burning for. Some sins are too delicious to resist.

Hormon kehamilan ternyata membuat Selena khawatir berlebihan akan keselamatan bayinya. Hingga tanpa disadari, kehidupan seksual dengan suaminya, Roy, semakin dingin. Selena mulai merasakan kejanggalan saat bayinya, Cheryl, menginjak usia 3 tahun. Suaminya tak lagi berhasrat padanya. Selena segera menyadari kesalahannya dan memperbaiki diri. Menciptakan berbagai momen demi mengembalikan keintiman dengan Roy. Usahanya tak berjalan mulus. Malah ia harus menerima kenyataan pahit. Suaminya berselingkuh dengan Melissa, atasan Roy di kantor. Selena memilih bertahan demi Cheryl dan masih berharap Roy kembali. Di luar dugaan, Roy mengusirnya dari rumah dan tak lagi memberi nafkah untuknya dan Cheryl. Masihkah Selena mau bertahan dengan Roy yang bersikeras menolak perceraian?

Kita tidak bisa memilih ingin dilahirkan oleh Ibu yang seperti apa. Mila gadis malang itu, harus berperang melawan kerasnya hidup karena diabaikan ibu kandungnya. Dia terjebak di antara orang asing yang merupakan preman-preman kampung di dekat tempat tinggalnya. Demi keamanan Mila, dia bertahan di tengah orang-orang dengan tampang seram dan tubuh kekar itu. Hingga kemudian, dia kembali terjebak dalam situasi sulit, saat salah satu pria itu tertarik padanya. Sanggupkah Mila keluar dari lingkungan preman-preman itu? Saat ada dua cinta yang datang, pada siapakah Mila harus menaruh hatinya?

Campbell Group of Companies was on the verge of bankruptcy due to the gambling troubles of its owner. There's nothing that can save them except the marriage proposal of the company to ZEE's Fashion heiress, Maria Aurelia Ferreira. The marriage was against the will of hers but she can do nothing. She doesn't want to induce worries and disappointments to her terminally-ill father whom she dear the most. She doesn't want to add up sickening baggage to him that's why she agreed on the set-up even if it means risking her dreams. She thought marrying the man she didn't even know was for good for both of them but it turns out that being with him was an abyss of... undetermined chaos.

Kirana tak pernah menyangka suami yang dia cintai akan membawa wanita lain ke dalam rumah mereka dan menyebutnya "istri kedua." Lebih menyakitkan lagi, wanita itu justru merasa paling dicintai, seolah Kirana tidak pernah ada. Di balik senyum dan kata manis Alya, tersembunyi manipulasi yang membunuhnya secara perlahan. Kirana diam, tapi hatinya menjerit. Hingga tiba saatnya dia harus memilih: tetap menjadi bayangan, atau pergi dengan kepala tegak.

I WASN'T MEANT TO BE HERE! I wasn't meant to be with a man I said no to, but obviously couldn't take no for an answer. I was meant to be at Fairview, taking as many court cases as I could. When I consented to this, I thought it was going to be easy. I thought he was harmless and was only out to protect me. So I fell in love, without giving my heart enough time to think about it. But like they say, 'MOST EVIL COME CAMOUFLAGED AS GOOD'. When I finally realized the truth, I had to fight to live and leave. But alas, even after fighting, I realized that I couldn't escape the Genovese brothers. There is no escaping when any of them want you. Death has finally come to me; my soul has been taken, and I'm now Hollis Genovese's full prized-possession. There is no escape!