Bad Pun Jokes

Hannah Stone, a seventeen years old highschool student whose mother past away and had to move to New York City with her dad. What she didn't know is that her handsome, careless neighbour is her new school bad boy. What happens when she came face to face with him. Noah Black is an eighteen years old Australian. He is also known as Halloway highschool bad boy based in America. His father is a business tycoon and one of the richest man in the country, he is a per-time boxer. What happens when he finally meet his new neighbour and sees her his worst enemy. I kept on blubbering on how coincidence it is till he slammed me against a locker. My chest started to heave. What did I say? "Look bîtch, stay away from me or my girlfriend. You hurt her feelings and I hate you for that. If I ever find out you hurt her again, I'll make your life a living hell" he spilled out with venomous, Australia accent. He turned around and walk towards the exit. Why did he say that to me? She started it. He's being mean. He's being a bully. Am I suppose to tell someone? Should I tell my dad.

Aku pulang setelah dua bulan berada di luar negeri. Tanpa memberitahu orang rumah, aku datang secara diam-diam bermaksud memberikan kejutan. Namun, bukannya memberi kejutan, justru aku lah yang menerima kejutan itu. Ya, kejutan atas perlakuan istri pada ibuku sendiri!

Setelah berhubungan gelap selama tujuh tahun, Daniel Liman berencana untuk melamarku pada hari perilisan resmi album ulang tahunnya. Pada saat acara ulang tahun, Daniel malah secara terbuka mengundang komposer bernama Yuna Fadian untuk bekerja sama dengannya. Aku mengikuti Daniel untuk meminta penjelasan darinya, tetapi malah mendengar suara senda gurau mereka dari luar ruang istirahat. “Niel, kamu cukup setia sama cinta pertamamu. Begitu dia pulang, kamu pun nggak sabaran mau kerja sama dengannya. Hanya saja, gimana rencanamu untuk mengatasi putri dari Keluarga Luandra itu? Dia sudah menulis begitu banyak hasil karya buat kamu. Apa dia bisa menerima hasil akhir ini?” Beberapa saat kemudian, seseorang berkata dengan tersenyum, “Sejak awal, Nadya hanyalah pengganti yang dicari Niel saja. Sekarang, tokoh utama sudah kembali. Sudah seharusnya si pengganti kembali ke asalnya. Gimana menurutmu, Niel?” Selanjutnya, terdengar suara “emm” ringan.

Suamiku menjatuhkan talak saat aku nekat pergi dari rumah karena tidak percaya ibunya selama ini sudah mencuri uang belanjaku. Dipikirnya aku tak bisa hidup tanpanya, diam-diam aku punya tabungan yang banyak di rekening

🔥 TRIGGER WARNING: Explicit sexual content ahead. 18+ only. 🔥 “Fuck, this is wrong,” he snarls, sweat dripping from his collar onto my breasts as his thick, veiny cock slams into my soaked pussy, each thrust a wet, filthy slap off the office walls. I clamp down hard, every slick ridge dragging fire through me, and gasp against his stubbled throat, “That’s why it feels so good.” Exiled to a small Italian town after a sex-tape scandal torched her father’s career, Lilith Black was meant to vanish. Instead, she strides into Saint Raphael’s in a white dress and targets the one man she can’t touch. Father Damien Cross is devotion incarnate—until the confessional booth becomes her weapon. She sees the killer beneath the collar and craves him anyway. He knows she’ll ruin him, but the monster inside is already clawing free. When ghosts from his blood-soaked past resurface, Lilith must decide if Damien is worth the inferno. Some temptations are worth burning for. Some sins are too delicious to resist.

Hormon kehamilan ternyata membuat Selena khawatir berlebihan akan keselamatan bayinya. Hingga tanpa disadari, kehidupan seksual dengan suaminya, Roy, semakin dingin. Selena mulai merasakan kejanggalan saat bayinya, Cheryl, menginjak usia 3 tahun. Suaminya tak lagi berhasrat padanya. Selena segera menyadari kesalahannya dan memperbaiki diri. Menciptakan berbagai momen demi mengembalikan keintiman dengan Roy. Usahanya tak berjalan mulus. Malah ia harus menerima kenyataan pahit. Suaminya berselingkuh dengan Melissa, atasan Roy di kantor. Selena memilih bertahan demi Cheryl dan masih berharap Roy kembali. Di luar dugaan, Roy mengusirnya dari rumah dan tak lagi memberi nafkah untuknya dan Cheryl. Masihkah Selena mau bertahan dengan Roy yang bersikeras menolak perceraian?

Kita tidak bisa memilih ingin dilahirkan oleh Ibu yang seperti apa. Mila gadis malang itu, harus berperang melawan kerasnya hidup karena diabaikan ibu kandungnya. Dia terjebak di antara orang asing yang merupakan preman-preman kampung di dekat tempat tinggalnya. Demi keamanan Mila, dia bertahan di tengah orang-orang dengan tampang seram dan tubuh kekar itu. Hingga kemudian, dia kembali terjebak dalam situasi sulit, saat salah satu pria itu tertarik padanya. Sanggupkah Mila keluar dari lingkungan preman-preman itu? Saat ada dua cinta yang datang, pada siapakah Mila harus menaruh hatinya?

Campbell Group of Companies was on the verge of bankruptcy due to the gambling troubles of its owner. There's nothing that can save them except the marriage proposal of the company to ZEE's Fashion heiress, Maria Aurelia Ferreira. The marriage was against the will of hers but she can do nothing. She doesn't want to induce worries and disappointments to her terminally-ill father whom she dear the most. She doesn't want to add up sickening baggage to him that's why she agreed on the set-up even if it means risking her dreams. She thought marrying the man she didn't even know was for good for both of them but it turns out that being with him was an abyss of... undetermined chaos.

Kirana tak pernah menyangka suami yang dia cintai akan membawa wanita lain ke dalam rumah mereka dan menyebutnya "istri kedua." Lebih menyakitkan lagi, wanita itu justru merasa paling dicintai, seolah Kirana tidak pernah ada. Di balik senyum dan kata manis Alya, tersembunyi manipulasi yang membunuhnya secara perlahan. Kirana diam, tapi hatinya menjerit. Hingga tiba saatnya dia harus memilih: tetap menjadi bayangan, atau pergi dengan kepala tegak.

After my parents died, the family went bankrupt, leaving my brother and me with a large sum of debt. To pay it off, he became a haunted-house test sleeper, while I acted as a corpse on film sets. For five years, we worked tirelessly, not daring to rest a single day—and still, the debt wasn't cleared. By the end of the year, only 13 thousand dollars remained. Gritting my teeth, I signed up as a clinical trial volunteer. When it was over, I dragged 13 thousand dollars in cash, brimming with joy, to show my brother. But I found him frowning, on the phone. "Dad, Mom, Lily's doing well. Have fun abroad," he said. "She's stopped spending recklessly. The punishment ends next year." What? Our parents weren't dead? Our family wasn't bankrupt? The five years of hardship, every ounce of struggle—I'd endured it all as punishment for my love of spending. My smile froze on my face. My stomach churned violently. A mouthful of fresh blood spilled out.