Bad Pun Jokes

"You’re being bullied. I’m being harassed and stalked by my past flings, so why don’t we help each other out, nerd?" "How?" "It’s easy. Be my girlfriend." "Like a fake girlfriend?" "Yeah, that. Your presence is gonna keep those bitches away and I get to keep your bullies away. Problem solved." When the school's bad boy proposes an enticing offer to the school’s nerd, it feels like the perfect plan at the moment. She becomes his fake girlfriend, resolving his chaotic sexual life, and he gets to defend her from her bullies. A fantastic plan, with zero loopholes. But what happens when the desires and sentiments set in between them? Do they make a plan out of that too, or are they trapped for life? Can they find a common ground to groom these intense feelings in a Pack where hierarchy rules, forbidding them from being together? Or would they have to let go of each other?

Adrielle Lyn Santos 🔹Braden Rion Castro Punta del Sol seems so boring, out-of-life and unhappy place to live. Gustong umalis ni Adrielle roon at bumalik sa lugar kung saan siya lumaki- ang siyudad. Her detestation to the place was gone when she met her new seatmate- Braden Rion Castro, an ordinary student who used to ask for answers and assignments from her. Her simple infatuation became a fascination when she felt that it wasn't just a crush. And she was damn head over heels for Braden as years passed by. Nang inamin niya ang nararamdaman sa kaklase ay bigla itong umiwas. Truly, the young Braden didn't like her, or even find her attractive. She thought that she was so young to entice him. She stalked for years. She manipulated everything to force herself to him. Until Braden ate the bait she prepared. She thought that he was really falling for her trap. Little did she know, that her sweet obsession is her own affliction.

Ketika ramalan bintang meramalkan kelahiran seorang anak laki-laki yang akan menggulingkan kekuasaannya, Raja Xuan memerintahkan pembantaian semua bayi laki-laki dalam radius seribu mil dari ibu kota. Xu Ming, yang lahir tepat di hari ramalan itu, diselamatkan oleh ayahnya yang menghanyutkannya ke sungai sebelum ditangkap oleh pasukan kerajaan. Dibesarkan di Desa Batu oleh seorang wanita tua, Xu Ming tumbuh menjadi pemuda berbakat dengan Tulang Suci Naga Abadi, sebuah anugerah langka dalam seni beladiri Benua Dao. Ketika ia mengetahui bahwa orang tuanya masih hidup dan ditawan di penjara bawah tanah kekaisaran, ia bersumpah untuk menjadi pendekar pedang terkuat dan menumbangkan Raja Xuan, membalas kekejian yang telah merenggut segalanya darinya.

Vanez Amelia is a young rebel. At her minor age, she began to realize the reality of her life. She's living with her father in the mansion with it's new family . She never liked the woman he married again including her stepsiblings. She hates her life even more. She feel unloved and unappreciated. She knew from the very start that everyone around her saying behind her back that she's a burdensome, a bitch and all. So she totally erased the good girl she used to be. Until she entered Clinton High and there, she met Yukenzo Cabrera, the SSG president of the campus. She hates him being a meddler and he dislikes her for being a bad girl. Is there a chance their world unite despise the gap and their opposite beliefs in life? Can he waver her? Can he change her?

A weak Alpha cannot protect the pack. An Alpha must do what they can to eliminate any weakness from themselves. That's what Abaddon's father preaches. His own mother was killed by a rival pack and he's worked hard to ensure he leads the strongest pack. He expects nothing less from his son. Abaddon is desperate to live up to his father's high standards, but he can't help but be inexplicably drawn to Seraphina. She's beautiful, of course and she has ideas of traveling, studying, becoming a doctor to help the pack she professes to love. But, she doesn't seem to know or accept her place. She openly disagrees with him, ignores his orders and worse, rather than desire him like the other girls, she seems to pity him. She's everywhere. A distraction that he can't afford to have. A weakness that can be used against him. But he can't seem to stay away.

"Remember child, your world is broken and you are born to fix it" ..... Badbloods are people with peculiar abilities and they are evil. Are they? The human civilization collapsed as a powerful Badblood, the Inkur, unleashed the Reapers into the land. Reapers are creatures from the abyss and they fed on human soul and flesh. Those who survived creates a village and built walls to keep them safe from the Reapers. Badbloods were killed or casted out from the villages as people fear them. Serra, a young girl in their village was casted out and was accused as a Badblood, but she don't know if she is and she don't know her power. She is forced to walk in the lands with Reapers lurking in the shadows. She will then discover that the Reapers aren't the only the one to fear outside the gates.

“Zelle, don’t worry, I’ll protect you!” Zach caressed her hair as tears fell on her cheeks.   “Y-you—you are not my knight in shining armor… This is not a fairytale!”    Aaron held her hand away from Zach. “I can be your prince if you want to...”    Zelle fell on her knees bursting into tears, “Please stop! I—I don’t want to see you two in one of those boxes too!”   18 people she cares about… 18 days left before her 18th birthday… Each day onward she receives bloody gifts containing disembodied parts… Which candle our Little Zelle will blow on the day of her birthday? “Happy Birthday to me…” ~~~~ * Original Novel * Original Book Cover * Copyrights Reserved

Henry—Ojalá pudiéramos quedarnos aquí así para siempre.—Pronto, mi amor. Pronto podré tocarte, sentirte y devorarte por completo...—Desearía que ese día se apresurara ya. Te deseo, Henry.Mae—¿No estoy... apareada con Henry?—¡Eso es imposible! Seguramente la Diosa de la Luna cometió un error.—Ella nunca comete errores.***Mae sabe en el fondo de su corazón que Henry es su pareja predestinada, su verdadero amor. Están ansiosos por comenzar sus vidas juntos. Pero Circe, que siempre ha estado enamorada de Henry, no quiere que eso ocurra, así que recurre a la ayuda de una bruja para conseguir lo que quiere: a Henry. Mae y Henry se ven obligados a encontrar la forma de revertir el hechizo que se les ha lanzado y evitar la guerra entre las manadas para poder estar juntos. Cuando todo parece perdido y sin esperanza, ¿conseguirán Mae y Henry ser felices para siempre? ***"Pareja Alfa robada" es una obra de Claire Wilkins, autora de eGlobal Creative Publishing.

Due to Asher's desperation, Alessia—who has been cursed with eternal life as payback for an awful sin—unexpectedly finds herself entwined in her destiny with the well-known restaurant owner. Even though their situations are different, they manage to create a special bond that is envied, and Alessia starts to see recollections of her past. Nevertheless, the threads of their seemingly flawless union come undone as Asher is forced to make a decision that will change his entire existence in order to save her. Alessia's long-awaited punishment finally arrives on the fatal day she learns the truth about her cursed immortality, connecting them both to an unavoidable destiny in a moving story of love, sacrifice, and the unwavering power of fate.

Aku pulang setelah dua bulan berada di luar negeri. Tanpa memberitahu orang rumah, aku datang secara diam-diam bermaksud memberikan kejutan. Namun, bukannya memberi kejutan, justru aku lah yang menerima kejutan itu. Ya, kejutan atas perlakuan istri pada ibuku sendiri!