Bad Pun Jokes

Akibat salah masuk kamar, membuat Alindya Falsya Qirani harus mengalami petaka tragis disaat bekerja di waktu sift malam. Kesuciannya bahkan direnggut oleh pria tak dikenal yang menyewa kamar hotel di tempat dirinya bekerja. Bagaimana keadaan Falsya saat tahu dirinya tak suci lagi? Akankah dia meminta pertanggungjawaban dari pria yang melakukan hal buruk kepadanya?

"Kumikislot ang alaga mo at mainit. Nilalagnat ka ba? O kaya, tulungan kita mag lulu?" "Kilala mo ba kung sino ang kausap mo?" May pagpipigil na tanong ng lalaki. Humigpit din ang pagkakahawak ng malapad niyang kamay sa aking pangupo na kanina lang ay taimtim na nakasuporta lamang dito. Ni hindi ko namalayan na tumigil na pala ito sa paglalakad. "Bakit, masarap ba Selyo?" Muli kong pinisil ang kahabaan niya at pinaglaruan ito habang nagpakawala naman ng mahinang mura ang lalaki.

Tian Fan, dia adalah anak jenius yang terlahir di kota Han. Sejak usia 7 tahun, Tian Fan sudah menunjukkan bakatnya sebagai seorang jenius dunia kultivasi. Oleh karna bakatnya, Tian Fan pun dilirik banyak sekte besar untuk menjadikannya sebagai seorang murid. Klan Tian terutama kedua orang tuanya tentu sangat senang dengan semua antusiasme itu. Tapi, musibah tidak ada yang tau kapan datangnya. Tepat saat usia Tian Fan 12 tahun, seorang pembunuh bayaran menargetkan pemuda belia itu. Dantiannya dihancurkan, akar rohnya direbut paksa, seorang jenius telah berubah menjadi sampah dalam semalam. Tian Fan, dia yang awalnya selalu dipuji kini menjadi bahan gunjingan. Berbagai hinaan dia dapatkan, statusnya sebagai pemimpin masa depan klan pun sirna begitu saja. Tapi penderitaan tidak berhenti begitu saja. Pada malam yang suram, kedua orang tuanya dibunuh dengan sadis meninggalkan Tian Fan sendiri di dunia. Sejak saat itu, dendam mulai menguasai hati Tian Fan. Pemuda itu bersumpah akan membalas semua penghinaan yang dia dapatkan dan mencari tau siapa yang berada dibalik kematian kedua orang tuanya. "Aku bersumpah kepada langit untuk membalas semua perlakuan ini. Selama jantungku masih berdetak, selama napasku masih berhembus, tidak akan aku biarkan satu pun dari mereka untuk hidup dengan tenang!"

Seika dan Kama saling mencintai bahkan sejak pandangan pertama di Real Publishing, tempat mereka bekerja. Sayang, Papa tidak merestui hubungan mereka karena posisi Kama yang dianggap rendah. Seika berkeras dengan cintanya hingga suatu hari, dia keluar dari pekerjaannya sebagai editor di Real Publishing yang notabene milik Papa. Bersama Kama, Seika merintis perusahaan penerbitan sendiri. Semua berjalan lancar, sampai di tahun ke tiga Seikamara Publishing berhasil membuka cabang di beberapa kota besar di Tanah Air. Tentu saja, Seika merahasiakan usahanya dari Papa. Mengapa? Dia ingin Kama menjadi orang berhasil dulu baru kemudian melamarnya. "Kita harus terus bersabar ya, Kama? Kita harus terus berjuang. Pantang menyerah, demi cinta kita." "Ya, Seika. Atas nama cinta, aku nggak akan pernah menyerah. Kita pasti bisa mendapatkan restu Papa. Aku yakin itu." "Ya, Kama. Semoga Tuhan merestui cinta kita, ya?" "Ya, Seika. Jangan pernah lelah untuk melangitkan doa-doa." Sayang, Derya (staf keuangan di Real Publishing) memergoki usahanya. Tak urung jua, dia melancarkan banyak intrik demi bisa mendapatkan cinta Seika yang selama ini didambakan dalam diam. Jahatnya, Derya melaporkan hubungan Seika dan Kama pada Papa. "Asal kamu tahu saja ya, Seika? Kalau aku nggak bisa mendapatkan kamu, maka tak seorang pun bisa. Tanpa kecuali, termasuk si Supir sialan itu, Kama! Kamu paham?" Apa yang akan terjadi setelah Papa tahu sepak terjang Seika? Siapakah yang akhirnya berhasil mendapatkan cinta Seika, Kama si Baik Hati atau Derya si Jahat? #jatuhbangunkejarrestu

“Hate was his mask. Love was his curse.” “She hated him for ruining her. He loved her enough to burn the world.” She was accused of murder. He forced her into marriage. And in his arms, love feels like punishment. Clara Carter thought she was nothing more than an unwanted omega—until Alpha Taehyung Blackwood dragged her into a nightmare. Blamed for her bestfriend Lisa’s death, Clara is forced into a bond she never wanted, bound to the ruthless Alpha who vows to make her life worse than hell. Once, she had secretly loved him. Now, she fears him. His cruelty, his punishments, his merciless dominance—Clara believes the man she adored has become her devil. But behind Taehyung’s fury lies a secret darker than blood. Lisa wasn’t Clara’s savior—she was her enemy. And Lisa’s father, the true murderer, still hunts Clara in the shadows. To protect her, Taehyung caged her, accused her, and destroyed anyone who dared to touch her. Even if it meant becoming the monster she hated. When the truth is revealed, Clara must face the hardest choice of all: to forgive the Alpha who ruined her, or to let vengeance consume them both. A dark tale of betrayal, obsession, and forbidden love, The Accused Luna will take you into a world where hate and desire blur, and where even the devil has a heart.

Yura selama ini selalu merasa diperlakukan berbeda dengan ketiga kakaknya. Sampai suatu hari ia mengetahui bahwa dirinya adalah seorang anak pungut di keluarga Toni Hadikusumo, lantas bagaimana nasib Bu Mursidah ketika ketiga anaknya malah menolak untuk merawatnya? Apa karma bagi mereka? Masihkah ada harapan untuk Yura dan keluarganya kembali seperti sedia kala, setelah berbagai penolakan dan hinaan yang diterima olehnya?

Quinn, a sweet, social and bubbly turned cold and became a badass. She changed to protect herself caused of the dark past experience with guys she once trusted. Evander will come into her life will become her greatest enemy, the villain of her life, but fate brought something for them, she fell for him but too late before she found out a devastating truth about him. What dirty secret of the villain is about to unfold? And how will it affect the badass?

Trevor macall is a badboy one who was feard and respected in Dominant high school alongside his friends Noah and Rolex. they were know as the dominanters,more like the rulers of the school. Trevor's identity and his background was unknown to everyone which includes his fiends as he refused to reveal it to anyone, because that was his secret but due to his fancy rides, expensive clothes he wore, clubs he own across the city, his personal penthouse that no one even his friends were not permitted to enter, made they all assume he was from a rich family. however a new girl,a stubborn new girl was admitted to their school and she was no other person than "Claudia Jackson". A girl with a stubborn lifestyle and a complicated background. She came into Trevor's life which was not part of her schooling plans, she made him fall for her without knowing as Trevor desire her and want her by his side. going to the extent of doing everything to protect her Trevor did things he had never done before in his life all because of her. slowly and carefully pulling her into his dark world, his dark pleasures... and to how possessive he was made her realize that Trevor is a badboy and badboy's don't easily fall in love but when they do... They never let go. along the line came challenges, people and troubles, enemies they are meant to face and secrets of their lives that they later came to find out about but no matter what they were unbeatable, stronger and unstoppable together. read and find the more interesting stories between Claudia and her badboy.

Kimora Beatrix Lucien Gomez possesses all a person could desire. She has the looks, the wealth, the friends, and the ability to make guys drool over her. She's the life of the party. Kimo's the princess, or at least for the Gomezes. What if she found out that she was not the only princess of the Gomezes one day and ran into her as she stripped off everything and everyone from her, including the chinky-eyed guy she wanted to keep for herself?

Suara tangisan itu menyakitkan gendang telingaku, kupejamkan mata dan menutup telingaku erat-erat, samar-samar aku mendengar dia menghentikan tangisannya. Aku mencoba merayap dan meraba dinding kusam itu, mencoba mengintip. Kenapa setiap aku menangis dibalik bilik ini dia selalu mengikutiku? Seolah-olah ingin mengatakan kepadaku, bahwa aku tidak pernah sendirian menangis di bilik ini. Kali ini aku memberanikan diri untuk mengetuk pintu disebalah bilik yang selalu kujadikan tempat bersembunyi ini. Kreeeekk.... Suara kayu dari pintu yang sudah lapuk itu membuat bulu kudukku meremang. Sosok itu membuat airmataku kering menatapnya, tubuhku kaku seolah-olah darah tidak mengalir ditubuhku,sosok perempuan yang meringkuk itu menghentikan tangisannya, mendongak menatapku, walaupun diam tetapi aku bisa merasakan sesuatu yang menakutkan, seragamnya sangat lusuh, kulit putihnya seperti menahan dingin, mata itu kosong dan terus menatapku, seolah-olah dia tidak menerima kehadiranku didalam bilik kumuh ini.