Bad Pun Jokes Novels & Stories

As hesitation spread, Isla burst into mocking laughter. "You? From the National Research Bureau? Don't make me laugh. Everyone knows Bureau members never step outside without their own security detail. If you're going to lie, at least come up with a decent story." Her words shattered the fragile pause. The crowd's fear dissolved, replaced with cruelty. One by one, palms cracked against my face. Each blow came with mumbled excuses. "Forgive me. I just want to survive. Blame yourself for offending the wrong people." "You shouldn't have meddled. You're powerless and alone. Why did you have to act all righteous?"

it seems she will peel her skin off "Shit....I shouldn't use water proof..why don't they wipe off easiky...but one second..if it is waterproof then how it can smudge to me chin " Ava was blabbering anything in tension Sana couldn't control her laugh "God...look how much u get scared..Ava...u are really so cute " Ava realise she was making fun of her... " But yours is not waterproof and I must say my brother has such a big mouth " Ava replied with an evil smirk...Sana hurriedly put her hand on her mouth...both look at each other and burst out laughing...

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

"So you've said. Look, I am really nice to them when I'm with them. They all know I'm a casual guy. I don't do the dating thing. If they're okay with it, then what's the harm?" "They got too attached to you," I reply bluntly. "I am pretty irresistible," he sighs. Shaking my head, I stare out the window. Finn turns the radio up and soon, we are singing out the top of our lungs to Shaggy's classic song, "It wasn't me". Even when we get to school and have parked, we continue singing dramatically, me holding an empty water bottle up to my lips as a microphone, Finn angrily playing air drums. We burst out laughing once the song ends, fist-bumping each other on an awesome duo, before exiting the c

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

He sat down anyway and introduced himself, cracking lame jokes that didn't do him any favors. His jokes were so bad, one day I turned to him and told him he would never make a career as a stand-up comedian. He'd thrown his head back and laughed out loud after which he said at least it got my attention. And just like that, it became a routine - me walking to the park every day and Dan meeting me there and cracking his bad jokes.

SCARLETT'S POV. I was completely right. The party was boring as hell, and from the looks of things we weren't even near done here. And then even worse, the annoying as fuck MC who thoughts his jokes were so funny but they were obviously not, had been wasting so much time on the third segment of the programme which was jokes and riddles, that I almost threw my shoe at him. If I heard one more uncle joke coming from his mouth, I could just do it right there, damning all the consequences.

JB went on with his satirical jokes. As he said so, he went beside Shinwoo and slowly unzipped his pants. The poor guy tried to resist but was held firm by the others. He grunted and cried as his bareness came to lose. My friends laughed as JB held his manhood and forced it in the measuring cup.

Henry's hands had been tied in a harsh knot, and he was not taken seriously in the slightest. When he woke up, he heard a group of people telling dirty jokes in the car and laughing from time to time. "These rich people are so fun to play with. They think we're stupid, but you're smart, Boss! All you did was dangle some bait, and they fell for it—hook, line, and sinker!" one of the men said in a low voice.