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As my due date approached, a massive discrepancy surfaced in the Galante family's arms accounts. The leadership made a swift decision. They sent me, Sophia Vitale, the Don's wife, the woman everyone claimed had nothing better to do, to personally inspect the armory and verify the inventory. I believed it was a routine check. I never imagined my husband's godsister, Monica Leone, would use it as cover to blow up the entire armory. The explosion was deafening. Fire ripped through the sky. Concrete collapsed around me, crushing my body as a searing pain tore through my abdomen. I did not call my husband on his highest-priority private line. Instead, I sent a distress signal to my father. In my previous life, the moment the explosion occurred, I had used that same priority channel to call my husband. The child had survived. Monica had been obliterated in the blast. My husband had claimed he did not blame me. He had said Monica was an outsider and that an heir mattered more. He had spared no expense, hiring elite obstetric specialists to monitor me day and night. He had told me to stay calm and wait for delivery. Then, on the day I went into labor, he personally locked me and the baby inside an abandoned warehouse drenched in gasoline and burned us alive. "If you hadn't deliberately delayed, she wouldn't have died. Do you really think playing the innocent victim could fool me? Dream on," he said. "You like playing with fire so much? Fine. I'll let you experience her despair yourself." When I opened my eyes again, I was back at the armory, at the exact moment of the explosion.

Isang gabi nagbago ang lahat sa pagitan ni Allison at Dwayne. Estranghero ang pagkakakilala nila sa isat isa ngunit ang kalasingan nila ay hindi napigilan at nauwi ito sa isang mainit na pagtatalik. Isang pagkakamali ang nangyari sa pagitan nila pero hindi nila ito pinagsisihan dahil nahanap nila ang saya ng gabing iyon. Pero nang dahil sa takot ni Allison ,tinakbuhan niya ito kinaumagahan at hindi na muling nagpakita. Pero paano kaya kung magkita ulit sila sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon? At ang malala pa ay Boss niya ang lalaking iyon. Hanggang kailan siya iiwas? Hanggang kailan siya magmamatigas? Hanggang kailan niya itatago ang batang nabuo sa hindi inaasahang pagtatalik?

Henry—Ojalá pudiéramos quedarnos aquí así para siempre.—Pronto, mi amor. Pronto podré tocarte, sentirte y devorarte por completo...—Desearía que ese día se apresurara ya. Te deseo, Henry.Mae—¿No estoy... apareada con Henry?—¡Eso es imposible! Seguramente la Diosa de la Luna cometió un error.—Ella nunca comete errores.***Mae sabe en el fondo de su corazón que Henry es su pareja predestinada, su verdadero amor. Están ansiosos por comenzar sus vidas juntos. Pero Circe, que siempre ha estado enamorada de Henry, no quiere que eso ocurra, así que recurre a la ayuda de una bruja para conseguir lo que quiere: a Henry. Mae y Henry se ven obligados a encontrar la forma de revertir el hechizo que se les ha lanzado y evitar la guerra entre las manadas para poder estar juntos. Cuando todo parece perdido y sin esperanza, ¿conseguirán Mae y Henry ser felices para siempre? ***"Pareja Alfa robada" es una obra de Claire Wilkins, autora de eGlobal Creative Publishing.

Adrielle Lyn Santos 🔹Braden Rion Castro Punta del Sol seems so boring, out-of-life and unhappy place to live. Gustong umalis ni Adrielle roon at bumalik sa lugar kung saan siya lumaki- ang siyudad. Her detestation to the place was gone when she met her new seatmate- Braden Rion Castro, an ordinary student who used to ask for answers and assignments from her. Her simple infatuation became a fascination when she felt that it wasn't just a crush. And she was damn head over heels for Braden as years passed by. Nang inamin niya ang nararamdaman sa kaklase ay bigla itong umiwas. Truly, the young Braden didn't like her, or even find her attractive. She thought that she was so young to entice him. She stalked for years. She manipulated everything to force herself to him. Until Braden ate the bait she prepared. She thought that he was really falling for her trap. Little did she know, that her sweet obsession is her own affliction.

Sereia dijuluki si buruk rupa. Seiring berjalannya waktu, si buruk rupa tumbuh dengan luka di hatinya. Akibatnya, dia tidak mengenal cinta. Yang dia tahu, dia hanya harus menyelamatkan hidup ketiga adiknya semenjak ditinggalkan oleh kedua orang tuanya untuk selamanya. *** Teman-temannya mulai membicarakan salah satu pelacur itu tidak seperti biasanya. Elias masa bodoh. Baginya, semua wanita sama saja. Namun, setelah mendengar tentang si pelacur yang dibicarakan teman-temannya yang ternyata adalah si buruk rupa di sekolahnya dulu, Elias tertarik sebab dia tidak menyangka wanita yang ia kira polos dan begitu bodoh ternyata bisa menjadi sesuatu yang tidak pernah ia bayangkan. Dia tidak percaya tetapi malam itu...dia jatuh cinta. *** Elias adalah salah satu luka terbesarnya, satu-satunya alasan dia memutuskan berubah, dan dia berusaha melupakan bedebah itu mati-matian. Ketika mengetahui lelaki itu tertarik padanya setelah mereka menghabiskan malam bersama, dia berusaha menyingkirkannya dari hidupnya dengan segala yang ia bisa. Namun, segalanya malah menjadi jauh dari harapannya. *** Mengetahui wanita yang dicintainya putus asa, El berusaha memberikan perhatian. Namun, wanita itu tidak bisa percaya pada siapapun lagi. Wanita itu selalu berusaha lari darinya. El bertindak semakin jauh dan tanpa memikirkan perasaan wanita itu hanya demi mendapatkan cintanya dan tidak membiarkannya pergi. Sampai akhirnya, wanita itu tiba-tiba menerimanya. Tetapi itu hanya jebakan supaya dia bisa pergi. *** "Pergilah sejauh mungkin sampai aku tidak bisa menemukanmu! Tetapi ingatlah, kalau aku menemukanmu lagi, kamu tidak akan bisa lari lagi!"

“Zelle, don’t worry, I’ll protect you!” Zach caressed her hair as tears fell on her cheeks.   “Y-you—you are not my knight in shining armor… This is not a fairytale!”    Aaron held her hand away from Zach. “I can be your prince if you want to...”    Zelle fell on her knees bursting into tears, “Please stop! I—I don’t want to see you two in one of those boxes too!”   18 people she cares about… 18 days left before her 18th birthday… Each day onward she receives bloody gifts containing disembodied parts… Which candle our Little Zelle will blow on the day of her birthday? “Happy Birthday to me…” ~~~~ * Original Novel * Original Book Cover * Copyrights Reserved

Dark romance pleine d'aventures, où des jeunes hommes gangs, tous beaux, séduisants, élégants, riches, se livrent aux vices de la vie; le sexe, la séduction, le meurtre, le kidnapping, la trahison, le narcissisme et la perversion. Ils ont une seule devise: coucher avec les femmes et les jeter par la suite comme des ordures. Tout bascule lorsqu'ils tombent sur un groupe des femmes hautement séduisantes, qui par ailleurs a un principe commun: séduire les hommes et les escroquer, ensuite s'évaporer dans la nature. Une guerre super froide est déclarée lorsque l'un des gangs se fait avoir par l'une de ces femmes. Que les plus forts gagnent. Ils usent tous des méthodes nuisibles pour atteindre leurs objectifs dans le respect de leurs devises. Les hommes se chargent de tirer sur tout ce qui porte une jupe, alors que les femmes préparent un plan qui va bouleverser le restant de leurs vies. Bienvenue dans le monde des Playboys et badgirls, où le sexe est un bonjour, la trahison, un petit déjeuner, et le meurtre, un bonsoir. Vivez les aventures à la place des héros…

High School Badass ( SUGA HIGH ) ️ PROLOGUE️ SUGA HIGH SCHOOL, that's the name of the the school. In Suga high, some set of students has authority over the teacher, when they are talking teachers dare not talk, who are they ? The daughter of the owner of the school, The school idols, The daughter of the largest shareholder, The richest guy in the school. This set of people are to be treated with special care, that is the No1 rule all teachers must follow. We also have Jeanne Salva, she's neither rich not poor, she's from a middle class family, she just got transferred from Toppas high to Suga high. Now the question is: How will Jeanne cope in her new school ? Are there reasons behind her transfer ? Will all teachers blend with the rule to treat some students specially ? Will Suga high ever change from it's corrupt way ? Is this all about the school or is there more to it ? Find out in this story.

SEASON 3 MALAM PERTAMA DENGAN KAKAK IPAR ATAU BIASA DISEBUT SEQUEL. CERITA ANAK PERTAMA MONA & ARKA. ***** MEREKA MENGHINAKU KARENA BUKAN DARI NEGARA INI, BAHKAN MENCELA MENGATAIKU TIDAK SELEVEL DENGAN SUAMIKU. MEREKA TAK TAU JIKA AKU ADALAH ...., ****

Hannah Stone, a seventeen years old highschool student whose mother past away and had to move to New York City with her dad. What she didn't know is that her handsome, careless neighbour is her new school bad boy. What happens when she came face to face with him. Noah Black is an eighteen years old Australian. He is also known as Halloway highschool bad boy based in America. His father is a business tycoon and one of the richest man in the country, he is a per-time boxer. What happens when he finally meet his new neighbour and sees her his worst enemy. I kept on blubbering on how coincidence it is till he slammed me against a locker. My chest started to heave. What did I say? "Look bîtch, stay away from me or my girlfriend. You hurt her feelings and I hate you for that. If I ever find out you hurt her again, I'll make your life a living hell" he spilled out with venomous, Australia accent. He turned around and walk towards the exit. Why did he say that to me? She started it. He's being mean. He's being a bully. Am I suppose to tell someone? Should I tell my dad.