Bard Hobbit Novels & Stories

Noah turns and looks at Lexon's unimpressed expression. "Come on, you know, the one dude in The Hobbit? I can't remember if that was your cousin. Or your brother?... Damn, all we need now is Gandalf and we're all set! Ha!" Noah said, loud enough for everyone to hear them in the main entrance, and all the rooms surrounding it. He had a bright, excited expression on his face as he turned and looked at everyone. Lexon groaned while the other vampires looked at Noah as if he lost his mind.

9 Years Later 🏞️HUNKA FOREST🏞️ A man, dressed in a fine, nobel robe. The robe seems like that of a wizard. He came from somewhere beyond the Hunka forest, he stopped when he saw the cave that Harvey and Edgar Lives in. He held a long staff carved from a tree, at the top of the staff is a crystal, attached to it which shone brightly. He stepped in the cave and saw Edgar and Harvey, both lying beside each other

Her stomach and leg muscles hurt, making her regret all of the orgasms she couldn't remember. Well, there was one. She had been having a weird fantasy, Mike plowing her from behind while a woman with blue-green hair had eaten her out. The whole world was a mess of sound and light, and her vision had gone dark when she came, no doubt stumbling to the bathtub after. Shivering in delight, she sat in bed, deciding that it was best to clean up the mess tomorrow-she had no desire to do anything else with her evening, and she was obviously hung over. Peeling back the covers of the bed, she realized that her copy of The Hobbit was sitting by itself, the Jenny doll missing.