Bard Hobbit Novels & Stories

"Let's have a toast for your wonderful three days of training and successfully beat me up." She lifts her glass and smiled. "Despite the unexpected encounter and shits going around, cheers for molding me into someone I never expected I would be." The sound of their glass grazing with each other scarred the tranquility of the night. Moreover, they heard some footsteps approaching, and soon, they saw Croft holding another bottle of wine. "I'm upset that you didn't invite me." "It was sudden. I invaded her side when I saw her alone and drinking," Erebor explained and took a sip from his drink. "Join us."

I snapped, giving the skinhead that stood at the entrance to the cell a sideline glance, not bothering to cover the long phallus tower of my cock when his eyes strayed to my groin. “Y-Your Majesty, It’s Gobar...he’s uh...here to see you,” Hagrid gritted, and something in his tone made me turn to stare him in the eye, hissing when he maintained eye contact before he snapped his gaze away. Gobar. The dark Shadowling Mage that had pledged his allegiance to me what felt like centuries ago. He had seen something in the Burning City...Something he thought he could use, binding me by oath to give it to him when he had worked long enough.

His voice was like scraping knives Disregarding the skin desperately in need of moisturizer, I instantly hated Dumah. “He isn't Miss Manners either,” I scoffed. “So what are you? A Nazgul? Is Samael Sauron and I some wayward hobbit?” Dumah wheezed with laughter. “ITS BRAINS ARE ADDLED, I SEE. KNOCK IT ABOUT ONE TOO MANY TIMES ON THE DEATHBED, ROT LORD?”

Here’s a brief description of what his face looked like right now: There were some white dusts on the side of his face, in between his eyebrows, and the front part of his hair. It was already a clean up version of him though. Before, he looked like the wizard from the dwarven and rings series that shouted ‘You shall not pass!’. He could very well be as he was that tall, but he wasn’t as skinny and old. Jai shook his head lightly at the thought before a chuckle could slip its way in his throat, and retreated back to his own table. Bara looked at Ruhan and answered. “Grinding the Orc Teeth with silver dust.”

Sammy asked, setting his well-worn copy of The Hobbit in his lap. “Just tired, sweetheart.” I smiled reassuringly at him. “How are you?” “Well, Bilbo just found the ring, so you can imagine.” My smile pulled wider. “Yes, I can,” I laughed. “Have you got to the riddles yet?” Sammy rolled his eyes fondly, then quoted, “’What have I got in my pocket?’” He shook his head. “No wonder Gollum wanted to eat him.” “I haven’t read for fun in years,” I said wistfully. “Not on my own. Not since I…”

"Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it." ― Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, and the Deathly Hallows * H U N T E R J O N E S | The Lovestruck Bad Boy I unlocked the door and hold it open so the girls could get in. After having lunch and getting desserts with the girls, I felt bad for leaving Nat alone at home so we had cut our Christmas shopping short and gone home afterward.

A read he knew too well that usually should not take more than a few hours had taken him four days but he chose not dwell on it and dwell on the fact that every step he took, was a step closer to home. He could feel fatigue creeping in, and the once-familiar path felt even more alien. As he continued on his journey, he heard a rustling in the bushes to his left. Before he could react, a group of goblins emerged, their eyes glinting with mischief. They were known for their trickery, greed and brutality. Dario had no time to waste, and attempted to sidestep them, but they were quick, surrounding him with cackles and jeers.

Then there were the two goblins and a bodach, sitting at the table nearby. A bodach is a nasty male fairy whose pastimes include stealing human children. This particular one was old-man-thin with sagging, jaundiced skin and bulging, cloudy, blue eyes. Eyes which he set on us with shocked glee. Conri started to growl and stepped forward while Tiernan pulled his sword, but I went between them, held up a hand, and blew harshly across my fingertips.

His gaze was drawn to the tiny girl whose body had been smashed leaving half of her body in the open. “Hmph! What a foolish little girl. You attempted to deceive me about the watch, didn't you?” The man tightened his fist and smacked the small girl in the face. “I, Baruk, the Orc Goblin who had lived on this planet for hundreds of years, a simple kid dares to fool me!” The pearl hidden inside his shirt cracked and dropped to the ground, just as he said. “You squandered my final pearl on such a ruse,” Baruk turned his attention to where Sebastian who was hiding.

Not even if it means that I won’t be safe. I’m just confused by all of this, but Roshan is going to give me answers. As we walk through the town, I realize it’s not as small as I once thought. The dirt path turns to cobblestone and the houses, hidden beneath the trees, get larger and larger. A castle that is built into the side of the mountain catches my eye and all I can do is blink. This is entire town is like something straight out of The Hobbit. I’m just waiting for them to tell me there’s a dragon bathing in gold inside.