How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“Now, now, don’t look so worried. I just want a quiet word, that’s all.”
I pushed my way through the men. “Well, I’ll be off then.”
“Wait a minute,” said Ween. “This is official Army business. You’ll have to wait until we’re done.”
“No, I won’t. You can do what you want, but it’s got nothing to do with me, so out of the way, Crunchy.”
Roly-poly Crunchy who enjoyed a joke and a laugh was not coming out to play. Instead, I had his evil twin Corporal Creepy staring me down.