Batman Quotes Joker Novels & Stories

He smirked, trying to lighten up the mood. "I'm not that bad, come on," she whined, playfully shoving him. "You're not bad, you just love to make the most out of everything." He shrugged. "Well, my dear brother, the joker said 'If you are good at something never do it for free' and I live by that motto, " she justified herself. "You take your life motto from a villain?" Jordan laughed a little and Jessica nodded, giggling a little. "I'm still getting you the bag though. What can I say? I love pampering my baby sister." He grinned, looking at her.

“Why did you do that? I like the Wayne’s. Why did you try to kill Bruce.” “I have nothing against the Wayne’s, just that boy.” “You're scared of a little boy.” “It’s not the boy I’m afraid of. It’s the man he’ll become.” “He’s my brother, I don't want to hurt him.” “Fine, Fine. If you don’t want me to hurt the boy, I won't hurt the boy.” The Joker Laughs. “Or, the man he becomes.” “You’re no fun Jacky Wacky. Fine, I won't hurt the man he becomes either.”

He revels in it, his laughter echoin' through the room, fillin' the space with a twisted sense of joy. “Ya an asshole,” I mutter, unsure of what else to say, feelin' the weight of the situation pressin' down on me. “Oh, I’m hurt!” Joker exclaims, his hand flyin' up to his heart in mock agony. “Ouch,” he adds with an exaggerated pout, clearly enjoyin' every second of this. I roll my eyes at his theatrics. “I might need to tell my daughter ya bad for 'er,” he laughs.

"But since we're on the topic of roles, you do know your time will come too, right? Just like I and Osiris failed. So will you, and if you don’t die on the job like Osiris, you'll end up…. Just. Like. Me!” They laughed. Loud and obnoxious, one was a grating sound in my ears. The other? Sounded forced. "You’re something else. Seriously. I almost don’t wanna break your face." Joker drawled, wiping a false tear from his eye. "Almost?" I smirked. That one pissed him off, cause he slapped me. Hard across the face. My head snapped sideways, not really… just for dramatic flair. I let it hang, motionless. "Hey. Don’t kill him yet." Spear Guy said.

Tried Riddler. - He wouldn't mind a villain. - Said Harley Queen. "And he would kill everyone in front of him." - How about we have fun at least, forget about that part. - Joker said. “How about chaos for chaos' sake. - Joker said. - Yes. - They said around. - Clinking glasses. He would try to get the gold. While the dumbest, in every way, everyone to a lesser and greater degree were turned into animals, in addition to being electrocuted, a mountain of pigs walking back as they tried to get the money boxes from that pointy tower.

I didn't know how I was gonna tell him, was I just gonna come out with or let him down easy? I walk with Toby back to the main room, the whole way that same smirk did not leave his lips, in his mind he had won this round, but he doesn't know that I'm just getting started. As the doors open, Lukas was throwing a rubber band ball in the air, while Brandon was busily typing on his laptop, but by his face I could tell that he was frustrated. "All I'm saying is, Batman has more going for him than Superman" Lukas says throwing the ball so high it hit the ceiling, then bounced off and was inches from hitting Brandon on the head.

I just proved the research of Joker a while ago. Some of them tried to get away from the arms of my henchmen however, they are way stronger than them so there is no way in hell that they are going to get away. Joker and the others then placed them on a wheelchair and they even made sure to tie both their arms and legs on the chair, preventing them to move. “Watch me have fun tonight, southeastern region and I am going to show you what is the consequence of you lying straight at my face. So, let’s start this.” I said as I grab the gun from my thighs and I immediately shot the first one straight at his head.

He scowled but Jake's expression remained indifferent. "Calling for backup...." He said and immediately, two battle jets flew out of the dark clouds and more soldiers jumped from them, making the battle ground with equal players. A maniacal glint flashed across Leonardo's eyes as his grin increased, enjoying the whole game. And for once, The Joker met his match! "....and control." Jake ended and pressed a similar device which made the rest of the motion sensors on the ground totally disappear. The Mob boss's evil grin uncontrollably deepened.

I couldn't care if his head cracked. “That hurt,” he whined as he robbed the spot, but I felt satisfied at my revenge. “You psycho Joker!” I said ready to hit him again when he grabbed my wrist. “Joker is a psycho already so your sentence is redundant. It's just like saying ‘you black charcoal'” he said and continued laughing. “What are you so insufferable?” I couldn't help but ask, “I feel like pulling my hair out just talking to you. Who knew you had this side of you too?”

Shadow voluntarily offered her help. Everyone knew that Bunny, Petal, and Psycho were Clown/Joker’s favorites. He would be so anxious if he didn’t see any of them in front of him. “Ah! There you are!” Joker rushed as soon as Shadow revealed his position. “You are safe, you are safe.” He peppered him with numerous kisses. “Yes, I am safe.” Bunny laughed. Joker’s reaction might be excessive, however, due to Bunny’s past, Joker’s reaction was understandable, hence, no one said anything about that.