Touch me, Ruin me: Daddy's pet
This is black coffee, not a dessert.
Serve at exactly 135°F. Too hot, and he’ll burn his tongue. Too cold, and you might as well hand in your resignation.
The handle must always be facing him. If he has to turn the cup, you have wasted his precious time.
Do NOT stand there waiting for a reaction. If he drinks it without a word, you’ve succeeded. If he glances up at you… please kindly meet me at my office to hand in your resignation.
Honestly, as I read through the book, I realized I probably wasn’t the first to be given this, and there had been many others before me. That only made me more nervous because it meant plenty of people had been fired despite having this goddamn book.