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Banned by her agency, betrayed by her fiancé and best friend, and orphaned by her loving mother is too much to take. through suffering, betrayal, and pain, Vanessa Dizon stands firm and overcomes all her difficulties. She wanted revenge but it only led her down to an unexpected path. Is this the path of happiness or another ordeal?

[WARNING: This story is a reverse harem and contains extremely explicit scenes. Read at your own risk.] Nikole Castellaneta is rich, stubborn, domineering, and a brat. Being an only daughter of a billionaire, she always gets what she wants. When her boyfriend cheated on her, she immediately got a new apple of the eye, Cross—her father's business consultant. She heard Cross doesn't have a penchant for virgins, and he never liked her. Little did he know, Nikole would do everything to bed him, by hook or crook. But her ultimate problem—she is inexperienced. Then she created a harem to enhance her sexuality. Nikole recruited Clive, a CEO of an architectural firm, and Julian, her bodyguard. She wants to learn the bedroom etiquette for Cross. Her best friend, Kaden, is totally against it. But she proceeds anyway. She hopes that her heart is ready, too. Because the consequences are unbearable to handle…

Anong gagawin mo kung isang araw ay bumalik ang isang dating kaibigan na matagal mo ng hindi nakikita? Sa halip kasi na matuwa ay mas lalo pang nagalit si Kenan Rey Santos matapos makita sa harap ng bahay niya ang best friend na si Caleb Roy Tan. Dalawang taon niya itong hindi nakita matapos biglang umalis papunta sa ibang bansa. Sa anong dahilan? Nang sinadya nitong sirain ang pangarap niya. Na mapasali sa basketball team ng school na siyang daan para makapasok sa gustong University. At sirain ang relasiyon na meron sila ng babaeng matagal na niyang gusto at nililigawan. Sa muling pagbabalik nito sa buhay niya. Ano kaya ang gagawin pa nito para lang muling sirain ang maayos at masaya niyang college life.

The only rose among the thorns ang peg ni Eclair Lockwood-- Limang magkakaibigan ngunit nag-iisang babae. Madalas na tuksuin at husgahan ng nakararami dahil sa kilos at kanyang pananamit. Alam ni Eclair na wala siyang kontrol sa iniisip ng iba pero hindi iyon ang kumukuha sa atensiyon niya... ...Eclair made a vow with her four best friends that they won't ever fall in love with her and they will stay as COMPANIONS. However, this oath is meant to be broken by Kyle-- who confessed his feelings towards her that made everything changed.  Dumagdag lang iyon nang malaman niyang may lihim ding hindi mailabas-labas si Vince, Arvin, at Richard.  How will she choose a guy if she doesn't want to open her heart to anyone else? Does she have to choose? Who will she choose? Paano na ang kasunduan nila?

When a stubborn, narcissistic, grandiose and spoiled brat heiress meets the charismatic, aloof and grumpy local ranchero. Matthieus Morris Monferrer is still struggling with grief since his fiancée passed away two years ago. Weeping in darkness and dealing with guilt has been his heaviest burden. Way to healing process is hard to find until his best friend left his annoying fiancée in their farm. Nahalinhinan ng yamot ang lungkot na dumadagan sa dibdib niya sa araw-araw na nasa paligid niya ang spoiled-brat na si Mary Ann Aperin. Sa isang iglap ay naging isang malaking tinik ito sa kanyang lalamunan dahil sa ugali nitong pakialamera at reckless. Her kind is one he loathed the most. The spoiled-brat woman is the total opposite of his deceased fiancée. But how would he admit to himself that by dealing with that troublesome brat everyday had been the magical way for him to heal? And then all at once, in a heartbeat, seems like all the love songs were about her already. Ngunit dumating lamang ito sa buhay n'ya para buuin ang kanyang puso at wasakin itong muli.

Choosing to live independently in a highly urbanized city is a decision Latisha Thaviya Fallarco made at such a young age. Despite her parents prohibitions, she still managed to convince them by performing well in academics. She wanted to attend parties, get drunk and dance in the club, go shopping, and explore neighboring cities. She wanted to live her life to the fullest in the place she considered the best. Yet, she never saw the coming of an incident that would end that kind of lifestyle. She was forced to leave and be with her family. Latisha thought that living in a province would be hard for her, but she was wrong. In a particular town in Iloilo Province, she found her true home. Ps. This story is written in Filipino and English.

Ang pangarap lang ni Chandria, na makaahon sa hirap at makatulong sa magulang sa pamamagitan ng pagtulong Niya bilang maid, sa lugar na pinagtatrabahuan ng kanyang mga magulang. Wala rin siyang oras makipag-boyfriend o magpaligaw, dahil kailangan niyang tumulong sa kanyang mga magulang. Isa pa, iaarange merraige Siya sa anak ng amo ng magulang Niya, dahil nga ito sa buo o malaking pagtitiwala sa kanila ng mga amo ng kanyang mga magulang. simula nun Nagbago ang lahat o Ang Buhay niya Nung pumayag Siya I arrange merraige sa anak ng amo ng kanyang mga magulang. Buhay prinsesa na siya at 'di na kailangang magpakatulong para kumita ng pera. Pero hindi niya inaasahan na magiging mahirap Pala Ang sitwasyon Niya sa anak ng mga amo ng magulang Niya, dahil tutol ito sa arrange merraige na desisyon sa kanila ng magulang nito na amo ng mga magulang ni chandria. tutol ito dahil mahal Niya lang si chandria bilang kababata Niya. Subalit sa paningin ng magulang Nung lalake, isa lang itong madaling sitwasyon para Kay chandria doon sa anak nila. Hirap si chandria na umakto na sosyal, dahil 'di naman siya lumaking mayaman. at ni Hindi manlang nagawang iappreciate Nung lalake Ang ginagawa sa kanya na pakikisama ni chandria sa kanya. Siya si loyd, ang best friend at love interest ni chandria na ipinagkasundong ipakasal kay chandria ng mga amo ng magulang Niya. guwapo, matalino, pero malamig ang pakikitungo nito Kay chandria, mula nang lumaki na Sila ,dahil napabarkada ng sobra SI Loyd. Paano makaka-survive si Chandria kung ang pagiging asawa Niya Kay loyd ay hindi tanggap ni loyd,at ano ang alam niyang paraan para tanggapin sya ni loyd. Magugustuhan pa kaya siya ni loyd? Mamahalin din kaya Siya ni loyd tulad ng binibigay na pag mamahal Niya Kay loyd.

Erin is a virgin until she accidentally entered the wrong room when she's drunk. Naabutan niya ang isang lalaking nakahubad na naliligo sa bathtub. She have no idea if whose that man is. The next thing she knew she wake up with a stain of blood in her pajamas. Sa gabing iyon nawasak ang pagkababae niya sa lalaking hindi naman niya kilala. Hindi rin ipiangsisihan ni Erin ang gabing iyon dahil sa gusto rin niyang maranasan na madiligan. Pero paano kung ang gabing akala ni Erin na aksidente lang ay pinlano pala ng kanyang kaibigan para masira ang pagkatao niya? Paano kung ang lalaking nakawasak sa kanyang virginity ay fiancee ng kanyang best friend?

I love him since I saw him. Hindi ako naniniwala sa love at first sight pero ng makita ko siya binali niya ang paniniwala ko. Alam ko sa sarili ko mahal ko siya, kaya ganun nalang ang tuwa ko ng inapproach niya ako pero nawasak ang puso ko "Hindi ba best friend mo si Ms. Clarfson baka pwede mo naman ako sa kanya ipakilala sa kanya". My smile faded, my heart broke into pieces. Mahal ko siya at hanggad ko ang kaligayahan niya. Kung sa best friend ko siya sasaya bakit ko namana aalisin ang kaligayahan niya. Decades passed by, for almost decade ko na sya minamahal ng pa lihim. Could you imagine for almost decades na din ako nasasaktan ng palihim. But everything ruin, when my best friend married someone else and left my man broken. I don't know what happen but I found myself sharing a bed with the man I loved. I got pregnant with his child. Being pregnant with his child gives me hope, hope that he's going to love me how I love him but the hope has vanished. My love for him turns to anger and hatred. Is my love for him gonna die or consisting loving him even it's killing me?

Justin Yuri De Luca, a Half Italian and Half Filipino Cold-blooded Mafia King. Brutal and Powerful! He will pretend to be a weak, vain, and innocent errand boy for the Notorious Mafia Queen Angela Winona Celeste. A face of an Angel that got the moves of the Devil. Pretending to be a low-key person infiltrating the opponent's territory. His biggest mission is to kill the last successor of their Family's mortal enemy that dominate the Mafia World. Along with the so-called mission. He didn't think that his cold-blooded heart will melt and become warm. What will he gonna choose? His mission or his heart? Can he kill the Mafia Queen or He's going to die because of her? Find out!