Best Insults Names Novels & Stories

Let's see, what more does she think about me. "Yes diary, he's the deadly demon. That's the perfect name for him. Look, how good I am at keeping names. You must be also satisfied with the name I gave him right? Yeah yeah, I know I know. He's so rude, so arrogant and ruthless. Remember, his all time favourite dialogue? "I am The Justin Merchant." I know and in fact every one knows his name. Someone please tell him, he doesn't need to repeat his name. Come on dude. What's the meaning of earning so much of name and fame if you have to keep on repeating your name?

His eyes quickly became soft, he was about to speak but someone interrupted. "Stop daydreaming, Carnelian!" someone shouted from nowhere. My forehead quickly wrinkled as my eyebrows almost crashed to each other. "I'm not talking to you, Bane!" I shouted back. Well, I got to thank my memory for remembering his full name. Killix Bane, a too-cursed name. I smirked. Imagine someone naming you Kill, then your surname is Bane, which means the cause of ruin. I chuckled. "Is there anything funny?"

"God, don't kill someone in front of me." "No worries, honey pie. Whoever I kill won't be some innocent soul." "Jesus, where do you get these nicknames from?" "Don't like it? I came up with it especially for you." "Well, it sounds like a nickname intended for girls. Cringy." "It's not for girls. It's specially for you. Or do you prefer I call you cupcake, muffin, sugar, little honey baby, darling, or my princesso?" "Please don't. They sound horrible."

“Don't even talk about that pervert; he's the perfect combination of arrogant, perverse, and disgusting in one.” “He always pretends to be elegant, but he is so clumsy that it's annoying. He can't compare to any Alpha at all.” “Have you noticed how big his head is? It's just like the boar we just killed.” That induced a loud laughter instantly. I pressed down my smile, almost chuckling at their unrestrained insults. Ruth turned back to me, “Commander, you've not answered my question.” I tapped my chin, thinking for a while, “Well, it should be a bull moose. Thick-headed, arrogant, and always crashing into things just to prove dominance.”

I giggle, “I don’t mind it. I’m not big on silence, to be honest.” “That’s good, because in like two months, it’s going to be hella loud in your life,” Sin grins, his eyes dipping to my stomach. “Name?” “Not yet. We haven’t had a chance to discuss it.” “He’ll be the next Alpha, so you have to make it something cool. Hmmm,” he purses his lips, darting out the tip of his blue tongue at the corner. “Ivan… No. Lucien is kind of badass. Vincent or Viktor give off Russian mob vibes. You should totally go with a mafia name,” he shakes his head. “Run it by me when you come up with something. I’ll tell you if it sounds lame.”

"I'm going to bring in your crutches. Be right back." His large hand swoops down one more time to mess up my hair and make it electric. I shout after him. "Neanderthal!" Laughter echoes against the walls. "If my new name is neanderthal, then your nickname should be menace!" "Still better than shorty!" "Shorty is cute!" "It's an insult!" "I like short girls!" "I'm not even THAT short! I'm average!" "Compared to me, your short." I don't have a comeback for that.

I will tolerate anything but insults, don't try that", I rasped. Immediately she started clapping her hands and hauling all manner of insults at me. "So right now, it's no longer chubs, it's now Janelle, not even Janey. You no longer add the best in front of friend, it's now friend, that's good, it's alright. Now let me get something into that head of yours, you're motherfucker, a pervert, a hole where guys ditch their expired sperm. I don't fucking care about you, if that's what you think, let me tell you, the strippers in the clubs are way more better than you.

He glared at me, seething through his words. I scoffed at him, “I did not look down on you, Colton— you looked down on me. And if you still felt inferior then, it's just because even yourself is aware of how pathetic you truly are.” Colton continued to lose his composure. I don't understand how he always instigates insulting me but never always ends up defeated in the fight he picked. “You're saying a filthy, horrible, murderer is better than me?” His voice raised a bit, “Where's that intelligence you're so revered for?”

I rebuked pointedly and the man lifted his head to laugh boisterously. ‘Arrogant pompous pig.’ I snorted angrily. ‘Pig? Far from it, my dear Becca. If you really want to insult the man, then you can do better by using a truer word. Don’t stoop low by using cheap words that don’t qualify in describing the man.’ My conscience jeered with a snort and I felt ashamed. I can’t believe I failed at even mere insults.

Tanner chuckled. "Asshole." Nolan hit his forehead with his fingers. "Fucking dick." He snarled. "Horny jackass." "Small fucking dick." "Yellow motherfucking bitch." "Dick Shri—" "Seriously Tanner, don't you have anything more than dick in your insults?" Jayla asked, interrupting their slashing conversation. "Well, dick is more appropriate for insulting someone." Tanner smirked and Nolan rolled his eyes. "Thank god, I'm not around you guys." She muttered.