Novelas y relatos de Best Insults Of All Time

Each of them held candelabras that provided unnecessary illumination. “Wow,” said the imp. “I thought a bitch as ugly as you would gobble down my cock like it was the last salami on a smorgasbord.” The insult stung as it usually did, but it was nothing compared to a lash made of barbed flames. Nor was it as bad as what Griff had said the day he’d died. They’d called me everything when I had been alive: moose, beast, behemoth, monster. I’d heard it all.

"Wretch? Bastard? Bastard? Trashy? You can say those words or more, I don't care. If there's one thing I have to thank my family for, it's for raising me by saying so many ugly things to me, they don't hurt me anymore. >> Rather, I see it as a desperation to win a lost dispute. Because when there are no more arguments to defend oneself, insult is the only way out. But, you have a way out; hand over what doesn't belong to you" I say smiling and that makes the man in front of me look at me with anger. "Malnacida!"

He doesn't seemed used to being told that he's ugly, maybe because all of the people praising him so much to the point that he'd been an arrogant jerk, tsk! I'll always remember that the easiest way to pissed an arrogant man, is to insult his so-called handsome face. ***

I will tolerate anything but insults, don't try that", I rasped. Immediately she started clapping her hands and hauling all manner of insults at me. "So right now, it's no longer chubs, it's now Janelle, not even Janey. You no longer add the best in front of friend, it's now friend, that's good, it's alright. Now let me get something into that head of yours, you're motherfucker, a pervert, a hole where guys ditch their expired sperm. I don't fucking care about you, if that's what you think, let me tell you, the strippers in the clubs are way more better than you.

I rebuked pointedly and the man lifted his head to laugh boisterously. ‘Arrogant pompous pig.’ I snorted angrily. ‘Pig? Far from it, my dear Becca. If you really want to insult the man, then you can do better by using a truer word. Don’t stoop low by using cheap words that don’t qualify in describing the man.’ My conscience jeered with a snort and I felt ashamed. I can’t believe I failed at even mere insults.

“Precisely! So enough with the bowing and whimpering. I don’t care to see such demonstrations from capable wolves like yourself.” Another compliment. At least, I think it is. I’ve experienced all kinds of insults, my least favorite being those twisted from words of praise. They sting the worst for some reason. But I know that’s not what he’s trying to do. What I don’t know is why he’s being so kind and how I should respond to this kindness. “Then who would you like to see groveling at your feet?” I ask, with a smile in my voice and on my face. “I’m sure you have someone in mind.”

This was the highest insult she had received ever since she was born. "How dare you,you stupid jerk!"she yelled.Luke squinted his eyes,his eyebrows knitted together,he raised his head up from the laptop looking at the human standing in front of him.This was the first time he was being insulted and to be insulted by a weak being was a big blow to him.

"...but they had never had the audacity to near our pack and they would not. So, it's hard for us to just…" "Hey, shut up!" I grimaced, and they all looked at me in silence, their expressions unreadable. I held their gazes, with my eyes burning with determination. "When I say you lots are foolish, it'll look like an insult, when in the true sense it's actually a compliment. You lots are worse off, than being termed foolish. And Look, I am beyond appalled by your shallow-mindedness and the gibberish that's oozing out of your mouth."

Why do you constantly have to bitch about the most stupid things? ~You are too fucking loud and forward. That’s not the kind of woman I want to be with, sorry…. And so on. They could never admit it to me but I knew that I was too good for them and they couldn’t handle me. They spoke with layered insults like that, thinking it would hurt me when I grew up in a home where I heard worse.

"What? Not my fault you're dumb and you're bringing a diary into your bag at school. You know everyone hated you so it should be you keeping one eye open for your haters." "As if you aren't hated by everyone as well? Illegitimate daughter of the senator. Home wrecker and a shame to the well respected conservative family!" I chuckled hearing his classic and signature insult to me for a very long time. And then I observed myself... Before, I'd instantly flame up once I hear that from him. And most likely, I'd still have the very same reaction if I hear that from someone else. But it's him. And somehow, that insult has watered down to an inside joke between us two.