Best Yo Mama Jokes 100

May pangit na mukha ng isinilang si Banjo Canoy. Makakapal na mga kilay, maitim at busargang mga labi at ang pisngi ay tinadtad ng pimples. Kaya sa kanyang kabataan siya ay tinawag na Mamaw or pinaiklig Halimaw. A face that only a mother can love. Dahil sa itsura ay nilait siya ng mga tao. Ngunit ang mas masakit ay hinamak at pinagtawanan siya ng babaeng kanyang minahal. Naitanong tuloy niya sa sarili kung bakit siya nasasaktan at nag-durusa gayong wala naman siyang nagawang mali. Hindi naman niya ginustong isilang na pangit. Okay lang sana ang magdusa kung may nagawa siyang kasalanan kaya’t nausal niya ang mga katagang, “Pahiram na lang sana ng kasalanan” upang justified naman ang sakit. Ngunit nang mag-iba ang takbo ng kanyang kanyang buhay at hinangaan at kinabaliwan na siya ng halos lahat ng babae ay unti-unti na niyang pinakawalan ang poot sa kanyang dibdib. Ang galit na naipon dahil sa panlalait sa kanya noon ay tila apoy na tutupok sa mga nang-api at nanlibak sa kanya lalo na ang babaeng dumurog sa kanyang puso. It’s payback time. Sila naman ang luluha sa kanyang mga bisig.

My name is Melanie Sutton. The moment I'm reborn, the first thing I do is scatter the "ashes" of my best friend, Helen Doyle. In my last life, she got pregnant before marriage and was abandoned by both her boyfriend and her family. She struggled alone all the way through childbirth, only to suffer massive bleeding in the delivery room. With her last breath, she begged me to adopt her son. I agreed out of pity. To raise the child, I fell behind in my studies and was forced to drop out of school. With no choice, I took my adopted son, Aidan Sutton, with me to work, enduring endless humiliation and cold stares. Finally, when he turned 18, a talent scout discovered him. One movie later, he became an overnight sensation and won Best Actor. At the awards ceremony, Helen, whom I watched die 18 years ago, entered arm in arm with my ex-boyfriend, Joe Shepherd. Stunned, I rushed forward to confront her. She only smiled at me. "Congratulations, you passed the test." I stood there in shock as Joe explained proudly, "Helen is the daughter of the richest man. Who knows if you got close to her for her money? "Since you've raised our son well, you can be her ordinary friend. If you raise him until he gets married and has kids, then you can become Helen's best friend." My mind exploded. As if I wanted to be her friend. That was 18 years of my life! Overwhelmed by fury and hurt, I lunged at the two of them with bloodshot eyes. But Aidan suddenly rushed down from the stage and shoved me hard. "Are you crazy? How dare you hurt my parents?" Anger rushed to my head, and I passed out right then and there. When I open my eyes again, I'm back to the day Helen goes into labor.

Ash and Alex are best friends actually long time friends. One of them is Alpha and one is omega. They are interns on their last year of medical school. And they are also part of same club. One of them has fallen for the other. Will he be able to finally confess his feelings? Ash and Alex know, they can feel it. But again they don't talk about this. Mating with your bestfriend is not good idea. Isn't?

Dahil sa maling daan.....makikilala at maa-angkin ni Phyton Alvarez ang dalaga'ng si Ariana Morgan.Isang inosente,mabait at mapagmahal sa kanyang lolo Damian niya. Siya ay may magandang mukha at may nakakaakit na hugis na katawan.Ang balat nitong makinis na parang alaga sa sabon na mamahalin at kong hawakan mo ito ay kusang madudulas ang kamay mo. Walang lalaki ang hindi magnanasa sa katawan nito-na agad makakaramdam ng libog sa katawan. Kaya isang gabi habang naliligo ang dalaga sa isang bukal....hindi mapigilan ni Phyton ang sarili na panuorin lang ang dalaga habang ito ay naliligo na walang suot na panloob- na tanging malaking t-shirt na puti ang suot. Inangkin niya ito- hindi lang isang beses kundi naging paulit-ulit.Ngunit may hanggangan ang lahat. Dumating ang araw na malalaman nila ang pagkatao ng babae'ng iniibig niya.Si Ariana pala ang nawawalang anak ng yumaong kapatid ng ina nito. Matatanggap kaya niya ang dalaga bilang pinsan o ipagpapatuloy ang pag-iibigan nila?

Meiyin Sang Dewi Bulan Merah karena melanggar peraturan di Alam Dewa, Dia pun harus menjalani kehidupan di dunia fana dan mengalami 1001 kali Reinkarnasi untuk menebus dosa-dosanya. "Apakah kalian tidak mengerti bahwa Makhluk Alam Dewa dan Alam Iblis tidak bisa menikah. Bukankah aku sudah pernah memberitahumu sebelumnya?." Meiyin, "Di dunia ini aku hanya akan jatuh cinta 1x dan menikah 1x serta tidur dengan 1 pria, itu akan berlaku bahkan saat aku bereinkarnasi." Yanzhen Calon Kaisar Iblis, "Meiyin, dalam kehidupanku sekarang aku hanya akan mencintai 1 wanita dan akan menikahi 1 wanita. Bahkan untuk 1001 reinkarnasi atau puluhan ribu reinkarnasi, aku akan tetap mencintaimu."

They said the boarding schools are a training ground for the best students but they also said it was a deep quagmire for students who forgot what their motives were. But, who told the seniors that the junior girls were their servants? Who brought up referring to juniors as fags? Who said the 'journey of no return' was fun? Who claimed that 10 minutes was enough for mealtimes? Who said siestas' were opportunities for punishments? "Come you junior girl, why did you walk past the front of your seniors' classroom" "Senior I..." "Go down low" And so another junior girl gets into a day's worth of troubles.

A New Alpha and his Luna are due to take over the Blood Moon Pack when the time comes. He meets with his friends who then meet some girls who are not a part of the pack he is from, do they fall in love? With this in mind, tragedy strikes after years of them being together. What will the outcome be for them. Will there be a show down of all the packs and be mass casualties or will something else happen. Will they get a Happily Ever After? Or will something major happen to make sure it doesn’t happen? Will the curse be broken or will I be forever cursed? Only time will tell.

Ashly and Alex are best friends actually longtime friends. One of them is Alpha and one is omega. They are interns on their last year of medical school. And they are also part of same club. One of them has fallen for the other. Will he be able to finally confess his feelings? Ashly and Alex know, they can feel it. But again, they don't talk about this. Mating with your best friend is not good idea. Isn't? But They did. They confess to each other and even get mated but then things change. Ashly can feel her Alpha is cheating on her, she can feel with the help of their bond. Ashly tries hard to save their relationship but at least it didn't work, and she leave with pup inside her belly. They meet again 3 year's later, "The pup is mine." Alex said but Ashly glare to him. "No, he is not. He is only, so don't even try to come near him or I will drag you to court for cheating your own Omega." Alex knows the love between them already over but he wants his pup, no matter how. And we will do everything. Even if he needs to kill Ashly current mate.

Hanggan kailan kita mamahalin ang mga salita binitawan ni Vee PasCua sa loob ng dalawa tao simula ng makilala niya si Dylan Lucario minahal na niya ito ngunit hindi tulad sa kaibigan niyang si Bhella at sa asawa nitong Cy na kapatid ni Dylan ay siya lamang ang nagmamahal dahil may iba mahal at hinihintay ang binata. hanggan kailan hahabol at magpakatamga si Vee sa pagmamahal niya sa lalaki kung hindi naman nito masuklian ang pag ibig na ibinigay niya at sa pagbabalik ng taong mahal ni Dylan lalo niya nalaman na hindi talaga siya mahal ng lalaki. bibitaw na ba siya o kakapit pa na may pag asa mahalin din siya ng lalaki o mananatili lamang siyang mag isang nagmamahal

Simpleng babae si Irene na may simpleng buhay at pangarap, ngunit ang lahat ng simple at tahimik niyang araw araw ay gagambalain ng pagsulpot ng isang estrangherong makikilala niya sa pangalang Tisoy. Kung paano ganun kabilis na sumulpot sa buhay niya ang binata ay ganun ring kabilis siyang nahulog dito. Ngunit isang araw ay bigla na lamang itong hindi na nagpakita sa kanya at ng mag krus ulit ang kanilang landas iba na ang katauhan at pangalan nito. Isa na itong milyonaryo at nagiisang tagapagmana pero ang masakit para kaya Irene ay hindi na siya nito nakikilala.