Bible Meme Novels & Stories

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

"I am crucified with Christ, nevertheless I live, yet not I, but Christ lives in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me" "Wonderful, a round of applause, please" "Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away, behold all things have become new...where is that in the Bible?" "John 7:38" "No, that one is 'He that believes in me as the scripture had said: out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water'...you get?" "Oh, my bad. Misplaced it. Thanks a lot" "You are welcome"

1 Peter 1:13 "Complete the race that God has set before us." II Timothy 4:6-8 "People of God, give Him glory." Isaiah 42:12 "Let us abound in Faith, Love, and Hope." 1 Thessalonians 1:3 He spoke Bible passages out of the blue. Jouri frowned at her. "You are quite weird, oldie." The rabbi closed the Bible he is carrying in his pocket, and breathed heavily. "Jouri, you are not a Jew."

I see,” I said, feigning understanding. “So, now, having and enjoying sex makes a girl a slut.” “That’s not what I meant,” Kaylee defended quickly, suddenly self-conscious; something I figured had to do with that whole feminism parade she had going on a few months ago. “Then what do you mean?” “Well that… that uh…” But it was another voice that helped her out – Hailey Johnson, the leader of the school's church group. “No one is implying anything here, Stephanie. But according to the Bible, sexual immorality is something detestable to the Lord. And it is not too late for all who’ve been misled towards such path to change.” For someone who wasn’t implying anything, she sure implied a lo

“The bible allows man and woman to enjoy sex as long as they are married, the Bible says that your body belongs to your husband and your husband’s body belongs to you.. Are you with your bible?” “Yes” “Open to Proverbs 5 vs 19 and read it out loud” after reading it she looked shocked “Open to Songs of Solomon 7 vs 7-8” she was stunned again “Open to Isaiah 66 vs 11” she read again “Oh my God” she exclaimed “I have never seen this before” she said

"Be that as it may, son, the bible tells us in Deuteronomy 27:20 that 'cursed is anyone who has sexual intercourse with his father's wife.' Son, I, uh, don't want you to be cursed." Mom bit her bottom lip and closed her eyes when I slipped a finger into her soaked snatch. She yelped when I grabbed a handful of her tan globes. "What does the bible tell us about a fuckin' rockin' rack? You saw 'em. You haven't been able to take your eyes off of 'em! Aren't they incredible?" "Yes, they're magnificent." His words caught all three by surprise. "I, uh, mean, um, they were molded by God's hands. So, yes, of course, they're perfect in His eyes."

Jacob said "Hispanics and Native Americans as well. We all are one" Sophia added "So,the bible was basically talking about our people and our people only?" Malik asked "Our people were the only ones who was taken unto ships to be put into slavery,right?" Jacob asked "Yea,but I'm still confused" Malik replied. "Who are the Jewish people then?" "They're the synagogue that the bible speaks of in Revelation chapter two verse nine" Jacob replied "Which is?" Malik asked "I know thy works,and thy tribulation,and proverty,but thou art rich. And I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews,and are not but the synagogue of satan" Jacob replied