Big Joke Book Kill Tony Novels & Stories

“It was too good, like the G-spot orgasm on steroids.” “Ewwww,” Zach says. “Sorry,” I say to him, but I reach to Tony. “It was good.” “Yeah, but I don’t think I will do it again,” Tony gives me weak smile. “I am sorry, my Love. It was a prank that went too far.” “Turning me on was a prank?” I ask, faking shock and outrage. Tony laughs. I smile at him. “Hey, Kid, look at me,” Zach says, making me look at him. “You okay?”

James wondered how fast things went south. Bianca stood up and flipped her hair then cleared her throat drawing everyone's attention to her though Tony wasn't even moved by all of this, he was picturing the sex he would be having with his wife tonight as he just kept staring at the upper part of her chest. “No disrespect to anyone here but I totally understand why everyone laughed at me now when I spoke about having children and also why TONY here is such a pro at cheating like honey, you deserve an award for the sickest, cheating bastard in the world. Having Threesomes in the villa? Wow.” Bianca began to clap, laughing with tears at the brink of her eyes while Tony looked at her with wide e

Marc says “And you Lowri?” Tony asks me. “Oh I’d love a glass of red too thanks” They both look surprised. Then Tony leaves us with the menus as he disappears to get the wine. “Was it something I said?” I ask "he looked surprised that I wanted red wine, as did you...uh, Sir...I mean, Marc" “No, no, it’s just a private wine joke” he laughs “it’s utterly childish, I wouldn’t want your opinion of me damaged by explaining the joke”

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

“Who’d take down more guys. Guess who came out on top?” Petrov chuckled again, the sound rumbling in his chest. “He’s lying. It was a draw at best.” “Sure it was,” Tony replied, rolling his eyes. “Keep telling yourself that.” Despite myself, I couldn’t help but laugh. The absurdity of the moment—the two of them joking around after everything—was too much. “You’re both idiots,” I said, shaking my head. “But we’re alive,” Tony countered, winking at me. “And you love us for it.”

With a smirk, Maria gently laughed and murmured, "Would you like my legs to be near your stick, Mr Calcolo?" 'She's trying to kill me. She is LITERALLY trying to have me killed.' Tony's head damn near exploded. He laughed a little, shaking his head. "Very clever but you know I've put people in hospital for fewer remarks 'bout someone that isn't the Don's pride and joy" he tried to come off as casual, breezing through the comment but his teeth were on edge.

Adrian said to Tony with a nonchalant tone. ________________________________________ "If what you are saying about Richard killing himself instead of telling you who sent him to kill you is true, then I guess you already know what my answer is going to be," Tony said to Adrian who smiled at him. "Let me guess, you are also going to commit suicide like your friend instead of telling me who sent him to kill me," Adrian said to Tony.

“That’s awesome! Thank you so much!” The guys I was helping said as he took the files from my hands and went back to his seat. “Since when did you start helping people like that?” Lucas asked as he walked up to me. “Since I realised that being a high school bitch was far less boring than being an IT expert for the mafia.” I answered with a sigh. The horror! “What happened to you now?” Tony asked as he turned to me. “I just realised that unicorns don’t really exist in the real world.” I joked, pouting sadly.

Tony stood to his feet as he rolled up his own sleeve, but before he could finish up, Candy was already tackling him to the ground. “Who the fuck are you calling a Gorilla, you Turkey?!” “Who the fuck are you calling a Turkey, you Gorilla!?” I laughed so hard I nearly pissed my pants. “You two are cracking me up!” I said between each laugh as I held my side. I should have probably stopped them. But who am I kidding? Kyler and Joffery who had been talking about the band's progress turned to look at the commotion. Tony and Candy rolling on the ground like toddlers screaming at each other.

If you're really a Ford, I'll let you use my head as a soccer ball. The room burst into laughter. Mia's face darkened. Her voice turned cold. "Logan, enough. Keep this up and I'm really breaking up with you." My consciousness started fading. My limbs turned cold. Darkness crept into my vision. With difficulty, I turned toward a blurry figure near the doorway. Using the last of my strength, I forced out: "Help... me..." Aaron burst out laughing. "Who's going to save you? Your fans?" The crowd laughed as they shoved me back into the liquor again.