Big Joke Book Kill Tony Novels & Stories

"Nathalie, didn't I tell you not to come here? Why did you bring the children too?" I frowned. "Why did that man just now call her Mrs. Shaw?" Jerome was stunned momentarily, a look of panic flashing across his face. Just then, Miranda Jones—the one referred to as Mrs. Shaw—had just finished dealing with the people outside and entered the room. She quickly explained, "Nathalie, don't misunderstand. They're just joking around." Jerome also nodded. "Yes, they like to joke. You know there's nothing going on between me and her."

He barked out a laugh like this was the funniest thing he'd ever heard as he continued, “They’re trying to figure out if Alex Miller 'The Ogre' was replaced with Prince Charming.” I let out a snort. “If we’re using Shrek references, wasn’t the ogre actually the good guy?” Tony threw his hands up. “Must you ruin everything? We were supposed to laugh about this together.” “I’m sorry if I don’t find my employees comparing me to an ogre particularly hilarious,” I said flatly. He rolled his eyes. “You’re so boring.” He settled deeper into the chair, stretching like he had all the time in the world. I tried to ignore him and get back to the file I was reading.

Alice yelled back to his hearing and he snorted. "Oh, sorry dear, but it's the truth. With just a tiny bomb, they are as dead as chickens!" Alice shook her head in denial and blinks rapidly. "Greg is dead? Greg...is dead...no... that can't be true" she mumbles in despair and sat up while she grimaces. "Dark Blood, huh?!" she yells back to his hearing and he stopped firing.

Lauren, Cedric, and Dylan watched in shock as a figure walked calmly into the room. The man ignored the tension in the air and strode straight toward Tony. "You must be Tony Madden, the so-called king of East Side," Andrew said, his voice steady. "I beat up Juan and killed your man. Well, I'm here. What are you going to do about it?" Lauren, Cedric, and Dylan were stunned by the sheer audacity of those words. He single-handedly stormed East Side, killed one of Tony's top men, and beat Juan to a pulp. Not only that, but he was even challenging Tony himself.

Like he already knew and had outsmarted me, but I patiently waited. Leo “You are digging my grave, Leonardo Cooper.” Tony was saying as we took a stroll outside. The party had begun to bore us. “She's just joking…" “Damn jokes.” He frowned. “Her eyes were literally bullets.” “Then you should actually be dead by now.” I chuckled. “And you think I'd not haunt you?” I laughed. “So you managed to look at her eyes. That's a first success. She has beautiful eyes, doesn't she?” “Beautiful but deadly…I should take the week off. Let me have my travel voucher.” He demanded.

My fingers slid easily between his, like that was where they were meant to be. "If you don't mind, can I treat you to french fries and sparkling water?” Tony asked, leaning against his cab. "How do you mean?” I replied, confused. "This whole thing,” Tony said, gesturing with his hands, "deserves a big ceremony, but it's an emergency. Maybe we can celebrate between ourselves, even though it is fake.” "You really know how to crack me up,” I said between bouts of laughter. "Of course, let's go share French fries and sparkling water."

—where his whole team died. He stilled for a brief second. Then—he raged. “You’re the one who killed my team?” Tony growled. Beth snickered. “Bingo,” she answered, full of venom. Silence. Then— “Motherfucker!” he shouted. But that only made Beth laugh. “I enjoyed putting bullets in their heads,” she continued to taunt Tony, buying time. “They cursed you, you know.” She cackled like a real villain. “They hated your horny ass, it's your fault they died after all. Falling for a pretty face who cried wolf.”

Kayson shook his head to decline Beatrice’s offer. Kayson summoned Kayson to play a game of chess with him. While they were playing chess, Liam, who was scrolling his phone, suddenly gasped in surprise and said, “Dad, Tony from the Allen family is dead!” Hugh, who was planning his next move attentively, raised his head in an instant. “Who? Tony Turner?” He found it incredulous! Sadie also widened her mouth in astonishment because she had heard of the well-known name before. Liam’s expression was filled with disbelief. “Dad, Tony is a skilled fighter of the highest quality, and he managed to defeat more than ten special service veterans in the past. I didn’t expect that he’d die so suddenly.”

Kayson shook his head to decline Beatrice’s offer. Kayson summoned Kayson to play a game of chess with him. While they were playing chess, Liam, who was scrolling his phone, suddenly gasped in surprise and said, “Dad, Tony from the Allen family is dead!” Hugh, who was planning his next move attentively, raised his head in an instant. “Who? Tony Turner?” He found it incredulous! Sadie also widened her mouth in astonishment because she had heard of the well-known name before. Liam’s expression was filled with disbelief. “Dad, Tony is a skilled fighter of the highest quality, and he managed to defeat more than ten special service veterans in the past. I didn’t expect that he’d die so suddenly.”

Tony says, catching the pillow and sending me a wink before tucking it beneath him, “a certain Princess said she’d owe me a favor if I killed Wright. I figured I’d just take out the entire team, see if I could get two.” “You did it for me!?” I squeak, delighted, pressing my hands to my chest as I beam at my friend, a huge smile spreading across my face. “Oh, come on,” Tony says, giving me a smirk and leaning back on his hands, “men have done a lot more for a smile like that.”