Little Joke Book Kill Tony Novels & Stories

With a smirk, Maria gently laughed and murmured, "Would you like my legs to be near your stick, Mr Calcolo?" 'She's trying to kill me. She is LITERALLY trying to have me killed.' Tony's head damn near exploded. He laughed a little, shaking his head. "Very clever but you know I've put people in hospital for fewer remarks 'bout someone that isn't the Don's pride and joy" he tried to come off as casual, breezing through the comment but his teeth were on edge.

His innocent expression only made Marcus laugh harder. “Fuck off, man,” Tony muttered with another laugh. “She has her own ride.” That only caused both Marcus and Jerry to laugh softly again. Then Marcus suddenly leaned forward slightly. “I’ve been thinking.” Tony sighed dramatically almost immediately. “Here we go again.” He slowly turned his head from Jerry to Marcus. “What does the high majesty brain of yours have for us today?” “Fuck you,” Marcus laughed. That sent all three of them laughing again briefly. But Marcus quickly straightened afterward.

“Fuck! I died again!” “So they’re here already” Tony says. He pulls out this phone and enters the gallery. “Tony! Abeg come and enter game, were losing too much.” Tony smiles and asks, “What WiFi are we using?” Nonso, one of my friends, a tall, nerdy looking dude, walks up to me. “X, how far na?”

There was a short silence and you could tell most people in the crowd didn’t even understand what that meant, but Tony still burst into laughter as if he did. “Keep bragging for all I care,” he said between laughs. “If you really achieved that, I’d kneel and lick the bitch’s shoe.” The way he said it made my skin crawl, but instead of anger, I just laughed…a real, calm laugh that only irritated him more. I turned to Josh, and we shared a small look that said everything words couldn’t. He raised his brows and whispered, “Should we take that deal?”

she did not ask though since she was going to see him anyway. When they appeared, Tony was sitting with his back on them. “Am telling you man, your bossed kept shooting even when he could see the man was dead. It was hilarious.” Said Tony laughing, Lyle could not help but laugh even more when he saw Karan coming in. “You morons do not have anything better to talk about? Come sit here, sweetheart.”

Kayson shook his head to decline Beatrice’s offer. Kayson summoned Kayson to play a game of chess with him. While they were playing chess, Liam, who was scrolling his phone, suddenly gasped in surprise and said, “Dad, Tony from the Allen family is dead!” Hugh, who was planning his next move attentively, raised his head in an instant. “Who? Tony Turner?” He found it incredulous! Sadie also widened her mouth in astonishment because she had heard of the well-known name before. Liam’s expression was filled with disbelief. “Dad, Tony is a skilled fighter of the highest quality, and he managed to defeat more than ten special service veterans in the past. I didn’t expect that he’d die so suddenly.”

“Yeah. I think it could have been hotter,” “Myra has always liked her spicy food,”Kat shakes her head, laughing at Tony as pours more milk into his mouth. He groans. “For fucks sake babe that shit ain’t ate able,” he tells me and I laugh. Tony’s always been a funny guy with a tough guy act but this has taken the cake on all his pranks. I know I’ll hear about it once he gets the feeling back in his tongue about laughing but I just can’t help myself. This shits funny.

Anton smirks at me, searching my face as I laugh. “What’s so funny about being called Tony?” “Because!” I exclaim, shaking my head at him, brushing my hair away from my face, getting my words out between laughter. “You can’t be a ghost named Tony – Tony is like, the guy who works in the sandwich shop down the street! Tony trades you his lunch money for the answers to the history quiz! Tony isn’t hand-picked by the Goddess as a mystical handmaid to aid the Princess in the Underworld –“

"I warned you we should haveleft the club earlier, but you wouldn't listen. I bet your face looks like a puffy marshmallow right now." "Very funny, can you cut it out with the jokes? My head feels like it's about to explode." Tony retorted, his patience wearing thin. "Chill, Tony," Liam said, his tone lightening. "I was just messing with you. How about a coffee pick-me-up to shake off that hangover?" "Coffee soundsgood, I will get it on my way, meet me at our favorite restaurant " Tony sighed, trying to shake off the remnants of last night.

“Eztli, maybe sit down. You’re shaking.” “Don’t treat me like I’m delusional,” I snapped, but even as I said it, I felt the unsteadiness in my knees. My stomach twisted in knots. Jonas stayed in the doorway. “So, what—you’re seeing ghosts now?” “Something’s wrong,” I said. “I—I saw him. He was smiling at me.” “Tony’s dead,” Jonas said bluntly. “You killed him. You want to talk about what’s wrong? Start there.”