Big Joke Book Kill Tony Novels & Stories

“You’re playing your little game with Talia, and I get it. She’s fresh. She’s fire. But don’t forget, I know you, Maxton. Better than she ever will.” She smiled sweetly and turned to walk away. And like an idiot, I laughed. Not because it was funny. But because Bambi always made poison taste like candy, and I was still learning how not to bite. NOW. I flicked the cigarette off the edge and watched it fall, ending glowing like a tiny ember of my own self-destruction. “Maxton?” I turned at the sound of the voice. It was Tony. Of course. He walked over, two paper cups in hand. Coffee. Or tea. Probably some hippie made that coffee and swore fixed broken hearts. Tony was always the type to believ

Why would any sane human being create such an eyesore? “Wow, she’s literally heavily pregnant,” Venice told Tony as if Kate wasn’t there. Tony simply smiled. “I think I should upgrade your nickname,” Venice continued jovially. “I’m going to call you, Zaddy the Stallion.” Venice started laughing and Tony joined in. Kate kept a straight face because she didn’t find the inappropriate joke funny. When Tony noticed Kate’s rigid countenance, he stopped laughing immediately and cleared his throat. “Come, darling. Let’s go and eat,” he said to her. “Lunch is served.”

On the day of our wedding, my fiance's best friend, Penny Lynd, showed me a video, smiling as she said, "Hey, Lydia. I've already educated Aron for you. He's now a real stud, so enjoy!" I felt my breath leaving my lungs as they made love in the video, while Aron Quaker laughed, clapping her shoulder. "Where did you get that AI video? I only took your clothes off that one time." While he was laughing without a care, I felt like I'd just fallen into an abyss. Seeing me lose my cool, Penny laughed out loud too. "There! I knew it would upset Lydia! She's so dumb that she can't even tell that it's an AI video—and a bet's a bet! Starting today, we will be married for three days." It was only t

“Cover more ground. Eyes open.” Dee raised an eyebrow but nodded. “Careful.” Aire disappeared into the crowd, moving like she’d learned to before her death—fluid, unseen, yet fully aware. Every familiar corner, every alleyway, whispered secrets of who had risen and who had fallen while she was gone. And Trevon? He was out there, lurking, underestimating the girl he tried to kill.

He saw me as nothing but an obstacle to his true love, desperate to be free of me. His friends immediately offered suggestions. Until one proposed an idea that had everyone eagerly anticipating the outcome. "I've got the perfect plan—Travis, you fake your death at the wedding. We'll livestream it and watch her break down completely, crying her eyes out!" After saying this, the person seemed to realize they'd gone too far and stopped talking.

His voice burst my mental bubble. "Ye..yes." I nodded my head. "What will you do, Aron, if you discover that I killed someone?" I glared fearfully at him. "Sara, what kind of joke is this?" He burst out laughing. "How could you murder a man when you can't even kill a mosquito?" He laughed so hard that he wiped away his tears. "But I did kill Uncle Joe by accident." I tell him the truth. "I did assassinate Queen Victoria, too." He laughed at me.

We laughed as we spotted Alicia coming from afar wearing sunglasses. " Ha-ha, she thinks she is in Hawaii." Penny joked. It was not Hawaii what she came from though, I didn't know that even rich people go through stuff like that, and by stuff like that; 'abuse' is what I mean. I decided to talk to her privately after college; I wanted to help a girl that I think of her as a not so close but still a friend. Right after the quiz, I got a sudden call from Tony. " You need to come to the location I sent you if you do not wish for Jack to die. This man right here is so furious; he will smack him to death." Tony informed me.

I tap my finger against the corner of the table and rotate the chair from side to side. He nods his head as his smile turns cold, reminding me why people fear these brothers. Deep down under a caring and warm man lies a sick bastard who wouldn't think twice before skinning someone alive. _________________________________________________________________ "Daniel will be so fucking pissed when we hear about all this because he had missed all other real fun." Tony slaps his thigh and laughs loudly, "Man, I can't wait to tell him how much fun we had. From now onwards, I am team Luna because there is no way Alpha would have let me cut anyone's finger just because I felt like it."

The Blood Moon’s former alpha had run a tight ship from what I remembered. “I’m going to kill him,” Tony growled softly. “I’m going to rip him apart and bathe in his blood.” I swallowed. My blood running cold. As we arrived at the Council's chambers, a knot formed in my stomach. I didn’t know if Tony remembered our father saying things like that right before he killed members of the pack. “Tony, do you think maybe we should get your hands looked at?” “They’ll heal.”

I sat as I stared at her waiting for her to tell what was so important that she made me forfeit my ice cream. "Marco Leonardo is a killer like you. Not a killer but unlike the other people who send you to do their dirty work, Marco does his by himself. Unless he is busy, then he sends his right-hand man to finish the job" she finished and released a long held breath. "Why are you telling me all this?" I said clearly pissed off. "Because he won't hesitate to kill you if you make a funny move" Kill me? Does this woman know how many people have tried to kill me but ended up dead?