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When nerdy but cute, Miranda Whitmore's parents decide to move to a place called Howling Cliffs, she is not happy. But there's nothing she despises more in this small town than Nigel Vanderwolf, the hot jock who happens to be the son of the man Miranda's family is staying with. The two bump heads continuously, with Nigel's crude sexual jokes and relentless mockery of her virgin status and Miranda's snappy rebuttals and ability to annoy him constantly. But one night after a dangerous game of Truth or Dare, Miranda becomes lost in the woods where she gets trapped in a cave because of a thunderstorm. Feeling guilty of his part in Miranda's disappearance, Nigel sets out to find her. He stumbles on the girl he finds the most annoying, sheltering in the Forbidden Cavern. The two ensue in a heated argument, disturbing the God that resides there. After Nigel takes Miranda home, the two decide to never speak to each other again, thus going their separate ways, only to wake the next morning to find themselves in each other's bodies. Now Miranda has the upper hand because she has finally learned Nigel's secret. Her neighbour and bully is a werewolf. What will Miranda do with this newfound information? Will she expose to the world that the supernatural is real? How will Nigel cope with this magical phenomenon? Will he be able to switch back in time for the great Alpha Trials? Follow Miranda and Nigel in this epic tale of enemies to lovers in the Werewolf Switch.

After an accident, Averie's life changes drastically. She is hunted by two groups of werewolves that she never thought existed alongside humans. The werewolves from the demon pack want to get something from her, while the werewolves from the righteous pack just want to protect humanity and avoid the world plunging into chaos because of her. However, one person steps out and protects her at all times: Lance. He claims to be her protector, unaware of his hidden agenda in approaching her. While protecting her from danger, the two of them fall in love and vow to only love each other until their next life. But fate loves to play jokes on Averie's life. She discovers that she was the reincarnation of Avaria, a wicked and powerful black fairy in her past life, destined to bring disaster to humanity. The soul of Avaria has been dormant inside her body, waiting to awaken at the right time. But the cruelest twist of fate is that the person she loves and trusts the most is a werewolf protector from the righteous pack, who harbors the strongest desire to kill her. Lance is the very person who had taken the life of Avaria in her past life and is destined to do so once again in her present life. Will they defy their ill-fated destiny to attain the happiness they yearn for, or will they ultimately destroy each other, fulfilling Avaria's thirst for revenge? Can Averie succeed in proving that she is the true owner of her body, not by any woman from her past?

I came to this new school with one goal—stay invisible. No drama. No chaos. Just finish the semester and get out. But everything changed the moment I laid eyes on him—Aiden Cross. Rich, arrogant, dangerously charming. The school's golden boy and certified heartbreaker. He had no business looking at me, let alone touching me. And yet, there he was, lips still warm from kissing another girl, smirking as he walked straight toward me… and pulled me into his world with one simple, cocky line: “Care to join?” From that moment on, my plan to stay out of trouble was officially ruined. Now, I’m skipping school, arguing with him like we’ve known each other for years, sharing moments I swore I’d never allow, and feeling things I can't ignore. But Aiden? He hides behind jokes and a player reputation—brushing off anything real like it’s just another game. He’s everything I told myself to avoid. So why does my heart race every time he’s near? Between surprise kisses in the cafeteria, his jealousy-fueled fights, and our late-night talks that cut deeper than I ever expected, I’m starting to realize one thing: Sometimes the person you least expect becomes the one you can’t let go. But can I trust him with my heart? Or will he leave me like he does everyone else. He was supposed to be my nightmare. Now… he might just be my love story.

Hindi makatarungan ang pagaaruga ng kanilang mga magulang sa kanilang magkapatid. Mas pinapaburan ng mga ito ang kanyang kakambal. Nang dahil lamang sa isang kasunduan, itinakda ang kanyang kapatid sa isang lalaki. Sa araw ng kasal ay nakiusap si Bella sa kanya na siya ang humalili rito upang itali sa lalaking kailanman ay hindi niya pa nakikita ang mukha. Nabuhay siyang malungkot at nag-iisa sa loob ng mga taong siya ay may asawa na. Taliwas ito sa kanyang nakasanayang pamumuhay bilang isang suwail na anak. Nakukuha lamang nitong suportahan siya sa kaniyang mga pinansyal na pangangailangan. Dahil rito parang nabuhay ulit ang dating siya. Hindi siya makakapayag na maging sunod-sunuran sa lalaking kailanman ay hindi niya pa nakikilala. Parang nakikisama sa kanya ang pagkakataon at nakadaupang-palad niya ang kanyang kababata na binigyan niya noon ng kanyang babasaging tsinelas at sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay hindi niya mapigilan ang tawag ng laman ng kanyang pumipintig na pagkababae. Handa na ba makipagsapalaran si Hyacinth Herrera sa init na kaniyang pinasok? Mananaig kaya ang sensasyong hatid ng kababatang si Thaddeus Siriad Vanesteri o ng asawang si Dairis Vaughn Conor?

We all know how it ends, the story of the sexy cheerleader and the captain of the football team. But this is different. Every cheerleader always dates every guy on the football team it is a "high school achievement". You know how it feels to walk down the hall and have all eyes on you, most of them envy you, some wish they were you, some wants your man and the few just would stop at nothing to drag you down. Well that's a "high school challenge" one way or the other student see school as a battle field in other to meet up with the high status, keeping up appearances, expressing themselves and getting high. Keeping up good grades is only secondary. PROM, PROM, PROM, that's what's on every girls mind and it will be embarrassing when your girls ask "who are you going with" and you say "with no one", "that's a high school walk of shame". High school is like a bed you lay. You can choose how you want to lay it, what matters is you lie on it eventually. By The story of the sexy cheerleader and the captain of the football team are just like the fairy tale story of Cinderella and her prince charming but the question is, does every story end up like that? Still, standing at the far end of the hallway was a simple introvert, trying to cook up the courage to say one word to her. He could see her laugh at her friends jokes, but can she SEE him?

Ipinakasal siya sa lalaking hindi pa niya nakikilala. Hindi dumating si Timothy Richmon sa araw ng kasal nila ni Zennara Reyes ngunit sa papel ay tunay na silang mag-asawa. Ang kasal na walang pagmamahal at ni minsan ay hindi man lang umuwi si Timothy sa bahay nila ng kanyang asawa. Hanggang sa isang araw ay pinaghandaan ni Zennara ang pag-uwi ng kanyang asawa. Nais niya itong makita kaya sasalubungin niya sana ito sa Airport.  Ngunit sa hindi inaasahan na pagkakataon ay may lalaking bigla na lang humila sa kanya at dinala siya sa madilim na lugar. Malakas ang lalaki at hindi niya ito kayang labanan. Pagkatapos ng nangyari ay lumabas ang lalaki at nangako ito na babalik. Ngunit nakatanggap si Zennara ng tawag mula sa secretary ng kanyang asawa na nais nitong makipaghiwalay na sa kanya. Ang kanilang kasal ay nauwi sa diborsyo. Umalis ng bansa si Zennara at sa kanyang pagbabalik ay may kasama na siyang dalawang cute na bata.  Ano ang gagawin ni Zennara kapag nadiskubre niya ang isang malaking lihim? Ang lihim na hindi niya inaasahan.

Si RAFLESHA ZAFIRA GUEVARRA na mas kilala sa tawag na RAFFY is the big boss of the mysterious syndicate in their city. Kinikilala siya bilang superior sa mundo ng sindikato dahil sa galing nito sa lahat ng bagay. Nabihag rin niya ang puso ng Gobernador ng kanilang lalawigan. She became his mistress, the dark game between them are difficult to handle. Kailangan nilang isaalang-alang ang puso para sa mga lihim na nag uugnay sa kanilang dalawa. She wants his obsession, kailangan niya ang Gobernador ng kanilang lalawigan. Magpapa alipin siya rito upang ma kombinsi niya ito na maging kasapi ng kanilang sindikato. Her passion and dirty games will lead her to the most dangerous addiction of Gavin Gayle Dela Rama. Ang gobernador na si Gavin Gayle Dela Rama ay ang lider ng mga Dela Rama Estate Industry. Ginugol ang sarili sa trabaho nang malamang niloko siya ng asawa at sumama na sa iba. Nakilala ito ni Raffy at susubukan ang katatagan nito bilang Gobernador ng lalawigan. Luluhod sa kanya ang Gobernador na siyang bibigayan niya ng adiksyon, She will make him suffer. When he falls for her, she could not resist to catch him. Is she able to protest if she break the rules of the illegal syndicate? Or she will be able to guard her heart for falling in love with him? Her greatest mistake is to become his dangerous. The dangerous affair of the Governor.

Kaya mo bang iwan ang taong mahal mo para sa ikabubuti niya? Matagal nang lihim na minamahal ni Jenna Levanier ang kaklase niyang si Yves Roize—ang lalaking laging nagaalaga at nagtatanggol sa kanya mula pagkabata. Hindi alam ni Jenna, matagal na rin pala siyang tinitibok ng puso nito. At nang sa wakas ay umamin sila sa isa’t isa, parang handa na ang mundo para sa kanilang unang pag-ibig. Hanggang dumating ang tawag na nagpabago ng lahat. Napilitang lumayo si Yves nang walang paliwanag. Iniwasan niya si Jenna, iniwan ang pangako, at iniwang nakabitin ang isang pag-ibig na kakasimula pa lamang. Sa sakit ng biglaang paglayo, napuno ng pagdududa si Jenna—totoo ba ang sinabi niya? O sinubukan lang siyang mahalin saglit? Pagkalipas ng mga taon, muling nagkita sila sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon—sa reunion ng Altrius Academy. Doon niya muling nasulyapan ang binatang minahal niya noon… ngunit sa pagkakataong ito, hawak-hawak na ni Yves ang isang lihim na magbubura sa lahat ng akala niya. At habang sinusubukan niyang manatiling tama at matatag, hindi niya maiiwasang ipaglaban ang damdaming inilibing niya noon—damdaming bawal na, mapanganib, at imposibleng ipaglaban: ang Illicit Affair sa kaniyang bilyonaryong pinsan.

Sa mismong araw ng kanyang divorce, nagsuot si Dorothy Navarro ng pulang bestida—hindi para mang-akit, hindi para magpakitang okay siya, kundi para alalahanin ang minsang pagmamahalan na ngayo'y ganap nang nawala. Pagkatapos niyang talikuran ang isang sirang kasal ng walang halong drama, ang huli niyang inaasahan ay ang mapansin ng pinakanakamisteryosong CEO sa bansa—si Theodore Velasco. Tahimik. Mapanuri. Mapanganib sa mga taong humaharang sa daan niya. At tila may alam ito tungkol sa matagal nang tinataguang katotohanan: ang pagkamatay ng tiyahin ni Dorothy—isang kasong tinapos ng mundo bilang "suicide." Ngunit isang tawag lang, isang paper bag ng kape, at nahulog si Dorothy sa isang masalimuot na mundo ng lihim, kapangyarihan, at paghilom ng lumang sugat. Upang mabuhay sa bagong laban, kailangang mamili ni Dorothy: pagkatiwalaan ang lalaking walang emosyon ngunit may hawak ng katotohanan—o layuan ang tanging taong handang bigyan siya ng proteksyon, kalayaan, at isang bagong apelyido—Mrs. Velasco. Ngunit ang kasunduang kasal na ginawa para sa paghihiganti… ay baka mauwi sa totoong pagmamahal. Magtatagumpay ba si Dorothy bilang maging tagapagmanang pinagkait sa kanya noon? O ang pangalawang pagkakataon niya sa pag-ibig ang tuluyang magpapabagsak sa kanya?

Warning ⚠️ This novel has er*tic elements, detailed s*xual scenes. Please read at your own risk. Mula pagkabata ay gusto na ni Elise si Thrasius, na kasama niyang lumaki sa orphanage at naghiwalay nang kunin ito ng tatay. Sa pagkikita nilang muli, nagbago na ito, tila limot na ang pangako sa kaniya. Nang malasing siya sa reunion ng pamilya ni Thrasius, nabuo ang kanyang plano, ang akitin ito at ibigay ang kaniyang sarili. Nagtagumpay nga siya, ngunit tila may mali. Hindi alam ni Thrasius na may nangyaring sekswal sa kanila. Halos matunaw siya sa kahihiyan nang matuklasan na ang lalaking nakaniig niya ay si Terrence, ang half-brother ni Thrasius! She hates Terrence because he's a naughty playboy and curses a lot. Pero wala siyang choice at nakisama rito dahil ito lang ang willing magpatira sa kaniya sa bahay nito. But while staying at Terrence's house, she discovered something interesting about him, especially how he pleasures women with his odd styles. She found a cure for her traumatic past. Until lust linked them, and it became their addiction. Halos makalimutan na niya si Thrasius dahil kay Terrence, ngunit bigla naman itong nagparamdam. Ano ang pipiliin niya, ang sigaw ng puso, o tawag ng kamunduhan?