Black Humor Jokes

Lumaki si Antonella Martinez sa Canada. Pero napilitan siyang bumalik sa Pilipinas nang mabalitaan niyang inatake sa puso ang kanyang ama. Sa kanyang pagbabalik, hindi niya inaasahan na ito na pala ang huling pagkakataong makikita niya ito. Bago pumanaw ang kanyang ama ay inihabilin na pala niya ito sa pangangalaga ng stepbrother nito. Laking gulat ni Antonella nang malamang isa palang kilalang Governor ang Uncle niya. At mas lalo siyang nabigla nang sa una pa lang nilang pagkikita ay tila may kakaiba na siyang naramdaman para sa lalaking halos doble ang edad sa kanya. Si Gabriel Ignacio ay isang Gobernador. Sa edad na thirty-eigth, kilala siya bilang walang oras sa pag-ibig. Pero magbabago ang lahat nang mapunta sa kanyang pangangalaga si Antonella. Mapipigilan ba niya ang kanyang damdamin? O tuluyan siyang mahuhulog sa alindog ng dalagang itinuring niyang responsibilidad?

"I can't believe you're a virgin, Ivy." "I am." "Strip then." She could not believe her ears. Her life crumbled the day she was forced to replace Ivy - her step sister. A virginity test. An arranged marriage. Jada Weston's doom begins the night she’s forced to replace her sister in an arranged marriage to Rowan Donovan, the ruthless billionaire known as the King of Northhill. What should have been her sister’s future becomes Jada's prison. Rowan finds out. And he's very very angry. He believes Jada's blood is tied to the woman who destroyed his past, and he marries her not for love, but for vengeance. Cold nights, hidden desire, and dangerous attraction bind them together until love grows where hatred once lived. But when jealousy, lies, and a deadly twin’s scheme frame Jada for betrayal, she is cast out of the empire she fought to protect. And Jada must decide: reclaim her throne, or burn Northhill to the ground.

Vampire and Wolf alike lowered their heads in his presence, but I looked him directly in the eyes, not at all intimidated by his beast or strong sex appeal, or so I thought. This is my story of how I tamed a feral beast of a man. But he was the one who changed me. I'm Jade Pinkerton, and this is my story...

Anisa Rahmawati dinikahi seorang duda satu anak bernama Arman Hermansyah, pada awalnya Anisa sangat mencintai suaminya. Namun di hari keempat pernikahannya semuanya berubah. Anisa memergokinya suaminya sedang berselingkuh dengan wanita lain yang nyatanya keduanya telah menjalani hubungan sebelum pernikahannya Arman dan Anisa. Usai perselingkuhan suaminya terungkap, Anisa merasa sangat kecewa karena tahu alasan utama Arman menikahi dirinya hanya untuk dijadikan pelayan gratisan. Satu persatu aksi dilakukan Anisa dan keluarganya untuk membalas setiap perlakuan Arman pada Anisa, hingga Anisa mendapatkan keadilan dan membuka lembaran baru dihidupnya.

They ruined her face. Stole her child. Now she's back-and nothing will stop her. Five years ago, Raina Carrington lost everything: her beauty, her family, and her newborn baby. Now she's returned-unrecognizable, unbreakable, and with one goal in mind: to find her son and make them pay. But revenge is never simple, especially when it draws the attention of Leif Vexley-the most powerful and dangerous man in the city-who just might hold the key to her child's past. Yet she's not the victim anymore. She's the storm-and she's ready to strike.

Regina Murghan had always been treated like an anomaly among the witches. Compared to others, she had insignificant powers. On top of that, no one had any idea who her parents were. She had been abandoned on the doorsteps of Vivian, her loving guardian. All these made her subject to criticism for years until she left Witches Academy in Coven Community, where she stayed with Vivian, and transferred to Neutral Academy, a school for the three supernatural species that existed in Mistworld; Werewolves, Vampires, and Witches. Regina finally settled into a life of peace and meeting friends who genuinely cared about her, but unfortunately, things began to go awry when news of people being brutally killed began spreading. Not only that, strange things started happening to her after her sixteenth birthday, and secrets about her began unraveling. To top it all, two deliciously gorgeous alphas were fighting over her for the first time ever. But there was only one literally made for her. In order to protect those she had grown to love, MistWorld, and the human world above them, Regina had a lot of work cut out for her. Now, the question is, with her seeming lack of power, will she be able to overcome the monster from her past, whose motive was to bring the end of everything she knew and loved? Or she would fail, dooming her world, her loved ones and the human world?

“Dastan, tolong dididik anjingmu! Dia selalu masuk rumah orang seenaknya, sama seperti majikannya dulu.” Dastan menyandarkan tangan di pagar, menatap malas ke arah Marvella. “Lucu ya? Dulu waktu aku mau 'masuk', kamu malah buka 'pintunya' lebar-lebar.” Marvella pun tercengang mendengar kalimat ambigu pria itu yang mengarah ke hal tak senonoh, lalu mendesis pelan. “Tapi sekarang 'pintunya' sudah digembok dengan rapat.” Dastan mendekatkan wajahnya seraya berbisik nakal, “Santai aja. Kunci akan selalu bisa dicari. Dibobol paksa, kalau perlu.” *** Marvella Riani, single mom dengan anak laki-laki berusia delapan tahun bernama Kenzo, pindah ke komplek baru demi hidup tenang pasca perceraian. Namun ketenangan itu hancur begitu ia sadar bahwa rumah sebelah ternyata dihuni oleh Dastan Alvaro—mantan pacar yang dulu meninggalkan luka besar. Kini Dastan adalah arsitek sukses, bujangan paling populer di komplek, sekaligus pemilik anjing husky usil bernama Oreo yang lebih sering nongkrong di rumah Marvella bersama Kenzo, ketimbang di rumahnya sendiri. ***

Liandra Firdaus seorang alumni yang kembali ke sekolah untuk menjadi guru honorer dihantui dengan nostalgia masa lalu akan rasa cintanya kepada Arman Setya, mantan gurunya yang kini menjabat sebagai wakil kepala sekolah. Arman yang telah berkeluarga mengetahui perasaan yang dimiliki Liandra, dan Arman juga tahu bahwa dia memiliki perasaan yang sama kepada mantan muridnya itu, yang membuatnya nekad untuk mengikat Liandra dalam ikatan nikah siri.

A conspiracy by her best friend led to Shirley losing her first time to a strange man. The once-sweet relationship was ruthlessly destroyed by her boyfriend. "Since you are carrying my child, let's get married. It just happens that I don't love you, and you don't love me either," Mr. Billionaire said heartlessly. He threw a contract on the table, saying, "We are just contract spouses." They got secretly married. None of their colleagues knew that Shirley was the wife of their CEO, and they envied why Mr. Billionaire treated this little assistant so specially. Just as Shirley was about to relax, she unexpectedly found out that the man who signed the contract completely ignored her resistance and declared to the whole world that she belonged to him. "What are you trying to do?" "My dear wife, I love you! Let's have another child."

Ten years ago, four friends made a choice that would haunt them forever. On a rainy night, a single moment of carelessness changed everything. One tragic acident, one terrible secret and a decade of lies. A decade later, the past refuses to stay buried. Anonymous messages appear threatening to expose the truth they spent years hiding. Old friendships scatter. Alliances crumble. Guilt turns to paranoia. As tension rises, they are forced to confront the events of that fateful night and the dark secrets they have been hiding from each other. Nothing is as it seems and trust is a dangerous illusion. A story where every choice carries a price, SECRETS OF THE PAST is a psyhological thriler about guilt, revenge and deadly secrets. It shows the lengths people will go to protect the lives they have built.....until the truth comes for them all.