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BLACK MAFIA SERIES Warning: Hard SPG ️ The real Mafia does not valued honor and loyalty. Guns, drugs and money. He drawn by a lust for power. Tristan Geller o Dos ang tawag sa kan'ya ng mga kaibigan niya. Ang bilyonaryong walang kinatatakutan kung sino man ang kan'yang babanggain pagdating sa mga illegal na negosyo. Pinasok niya ang negosyo sa pagbibinta ng mga matataas na klaseng mga baril, pagbibinta ng iba't ibang klase ng drugs at pagpapatayo ng mga sugalan. Matalino, tuso at magaling maglaro pag dating sa mga kalaban niya sa negosyo. Pero paano kung ang katapat niya lang ay ang inosenteng babae na walang kaalam-alam sa mundo. Si Kath Antonio, na nagtatrabho sa kompanya ni Lewis Kingston. Naging magulo na ang mundo niya nang makilala niya si Tristan Geller dahil sa kanyang katangahan na akala niya boyfriend ng kaibigan niya nagtaksil, kaya sinampal niya ito sa harap ng maraming tao. Hindi niya lubos akalain na sobrang yaman ng lalaking ipinahiya niya. Pinakidnap siya at doon nagsimula ang kan'yang miserableng buhay.

Jane is a teenager in high school who had always been insecure about her looks thanks to her older sister who was always deemed more beautiful. She thought living under her sister's shadow was the worst thing that could happen to her.Until one day, her luck turned for the worst when the school's biggest jerk and the bad boy Jake decided to force her to become his wing-woman to win Liliana's heart! Not only that, she accidentally bumped into an even bigger jerk, Jake's older brother Aaron who couldn't seem to keep his hands off of her. How will she ever escape these ruthless bad boys?*Cover designed by Modern_Diary

The Dark Monarch has returned to the city. He took on the role of an ordinary clerk, only to inadvertently discover the secret of his beautiful female boss…

Rosalyn Parker has been verbally abused by her mother for years and ignored by her father. Her brother was the only person who treated her with kindness. But, on the night of her 18th birthday when she got rejected by her mate ke'shaun Black the soon to be alpha of the howling moon pack, after he mated with her. That was the last push she needed to leave, but she would soon find out that she was pregnant with the alpha's heir....17 years after leaving her pack and family behind Rosalyn has made a life for herself and her son in Italy after joining pacchetto della luna del sangue (blood Moon pack). She had kept in contact with her brother seeing as he was the only person she considered family...Now she is faced with the horror of going back to the place that broke her after been invited to her brother's wedding.Read to find out what happens when the alpha meets his rejected heir.

Dylan returned home, shoved the divorce papers into Jessica's hands and ordered her to sign them. Jessica Albert was a calm woman who did everything to support her husband, but after his first love returned, he filed for a divorce. Do you think Jessica will agree to divorce Dylan and leave her marriage? Find out.

It was supposed to be just a one-time encounter — just letting out the steam that had been fuming between us. He was not made for relationships, while I just got out of one and was not ready for another. But that one-night stand with the playboy Gamma of the Black Shadow Pack turned into two nights, and then three, until I could no longer count the number of times he knocked at my door whenever he wanted to get laid. And I just let him in. Every damn time. But then, the nights of passion turned into two stripes on the pregnancy stick. And he wanted nothing to do with it. I should have expected that. He was, after all, Austin Montrell. So I kicked him out of my apartment, out of my life, and out of my way. I vowed to forget him — raise my child on my own, and never look back. I was doing so well until the day I found my son missing and his scent lingering in the place where I left him. If the Gamma thought he could just abandon me and our child and then take us back because he changed his mind, well, he was in for the ride of his life because this time, I was not letting him back in. ***** THE ALPHA BLOOD CIRCLE: Book 1: She's The Luna I Want Book 2: The Beta and I Book 3: Let The Gamma Fall For Me Although this book can be read as a standalone, I highly recommend reading Book 1 and 2 to understand the characters and the world I created. ***** Follow me on my I G and F B for updates and teasers - author.cassa.m 

Berandal itu bernama Morgan. Pria dengan wajah tampan, tapi bukan tampan yang menarik. Melainkan tampan karena wajahnya yang keras dan berandal. Real Badboy. Kerasnya kehidupan jalanan menempa pribadinya menjadi brutal dan liar. Berani menggugat siapapun yang mengusiknya. Sampai dia mengalami fase terendah dalam hidupnya. Dikhianati oleh para sahabatnya sendiri. Plus fitnah keji dari calon mama tiri. Membuat papa kandungnya sendiri tega mengusirnya dari Mansion mewah tempat dia dibesarkan dan menjebloskannya ke penjara. Lima tahun berlalu, terlahir sosok Morgan yang baru. Memimpin gangster besar Black Cobra. Siap membalas orang-orang yang dulu pernah menyakitinya. Sampai pertemuannya dengan wanita tomboy, pewaris kekayaan Hartanto internasional. Menjadi awal titik balik kehidupannya.

Six years after she left him waiting at the altar, Charles Anthony Oxford finally met Isabella Shade. And six years proved to be a long time as Isabella was already married and Charles who had grown his wealth, well, he was in search for a wife for certain reasons. On learning that his runaway bride’s company was in financial crisis because of her good for nothing husband’s gambling problems amongst other reasons, Charles saw an opportunity. Two, actually. Not only would he be getting a wife, he would be able to exact revenge on the woman who had left him heartbroken, in his own way. All he had to do was remind her of the terrible thing she had done, torture her a bit with a sexual toss here and there, remind her of her present status and all she needed to do was agree to his terms and become his wife… But with a woman like Isabella, it just wasn’t going to be so easy… [Contains mature scenes]

*****Trigger Warning***** This book contains mature themes, physical, sexual and emotional abuse. My name is Lillian Blackwood. I thought my life was over. I had been beaten down and controlled by my ex both emotionally and physically for years. It was, do or die. Fortunately, I survived, and with therapy and time, I finally started some semblance of a life. The very last thing I was looking for was love. I hate dating, and quite frankly, I'm not a fan of men and who can blame me? I keep a very tight circle of friends, so I was surprised when love pushed and shoved its way into my life. But not all fairytales have happy endings, and my tale certainly gives happiness a run for its money.

Louisa Woods, after discovering she wasn't the biological daughter of the man she had been calling dad for nineteen years, but that of her mum's secret lover Conrad, becomes every man's sexy, attractive worst nightmare. Love knocks; Things change when Mason, her teenage one sided lover, returns from Australia looking ten times more attractive than when she lastly set eyes on him. Will her loathe for him plus, her loathe for men give him a chance with her as they work hand in glove with each other? There is a skeleton in every cupboard; Louisa and Mason both have secrets which they might end up spilling to each other or forever remain speechless as long as Hawaii can accommodate them. You must read 'Married to a stripper' to facilitate understanding