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“I’ll pay you to carry my child. No names. No attachments.” Amara agrees to be a surrogate to save her brother’s life. She doesn’t expect the client to be Liam Blackwood—the cold billionaire who stole her heart in college and forgot her face. Now, she’s carrying his child while hiding a past he doesn’t remember. But secrets have a way of unraveling, and Liam’s getting closer to the truth… One contract. One baby. One chance to rewrite everything.

ในนครพิงค์อันงดงาม... โชคชะตานำพาให้ "แก้วกัลยา" หญิงสาวผู้มีจิตใจงดงาม ต้องมาพัวพันกับสองหนุ่มผู้สูงศักดิ์อย่างมิอาจหลีกเลี่ยง หนึ่งคือ หม่อมราชวงศ์รวิ ผู้สูงศักดิ์ เพียบพร้อม และมอบความรักอันลึกซึ้ง อีกหนึ่งคือ เจ้าศิริวัฒน์ คู่หมั้นที่เหมาะสม แต่หัวใจกลับห่างไกล ท่ามกลางข่าวลือที่มุ่งร้าย แผนการร้ายที่ซ่อนเงื่อน และความรู้สึกที่ยากจะหักห้าม... แก้วกัลยาจะเลือกใคร? และความลับเบื้องหลังบุพเพสันนิวาสครั้งนี้จะนำพาเธอไปสู่โชคชะตาเช่นไร?

Christmas was meant to be her favorite time of the year… until an unknown Alpha stole it. Lisa’s world shatters on Christmas Eve when she finds her fiancé in bed with his stepmum. Heartbroken, she escapes to a club, gets drunk, and ends up in the arms of a dangerously handsome stranger. She thinks it’s a one-night slip… until she follows her best friend home and discovers two shocking truths: Her best friend is a werewolf. And the man she slept with is her best friend’s father, Alpha Zayne Bat, ruler of the strongest and most fearful pack. Caught between her ex’s public lies, a supernatural world she never believed in, and a pull toward a man she should never want, Lisa’s life spirals into danger, desire, and a fate she never asked for. This Christmas, heartbreak was supposed to end her story. Instead, it begins the one she was never meant to escape.

Sinopsis: Rafiandra Siregar, anak dari keluarga konglomerat, terlahir dari rahim yang tak diakui. Hidup di desa dengan paman petani, ia membangun usahanya sendiri sejak umur lima tahun. Tak punya kemewahan, tak punya kasih ibu, tapi ia punya satu hal yang tak bisa direbut siapa pun—tekad. Dari anak ladang jadi pengusaha muda, dari pengasingan menuju panggung nasional. Tapi di balik namanya yang megah, tersembunyi luka besar dan rahasia kelam keluarganya. Ketika masa lalu datang mengguncang dan cinta mulai tumbuh dari ketidaksengajaan, Rafi harus memilih: tetap menjadi bayangan... atau berdiri di cahaya dan menuntut tempat yang semestinya jadi miliknya

By day, he’s just another broke guy with worn-out shoes and a charming smile. But behind the façade, Alec Blackwell is a billionaire tycoon—owner of a global empire and a ruthless legal mastermind. Tired of gold diggers and fake affections, Alec disguises himself as an average man, swiping through dating apps in search of something real. No private jets. No designer suits. Just raw chemistry and brutal honesty. Then he meets Zara Lane—a fiercely independent hustler juggling three jobs, a sharp tongue, and zero patience for games. She doesn’t care for his sob stories or smooth talk. She wants respect, not romance. But Alec’s world is built on secrets. And Zara’s life is about to crash straight into a truth more shocking than either of them expected. Because in a game of lies, power, and attraction… Who really holds the upper hand?

Devita seorang wanita cantik dan baik hati, rela melepas karirnya demi menikah dengan pria tampan bernama Arman. Namum pernikahan mereka tidak berjalan mulus. Arman yang tampaknya sempurna di mata orang lain, ternyata memiliki sifat egois dan tidak pengertian terhadap kebutuhan dan perasaan Devita. Selain itu Devita juga harus menghadapi ipar-iparnya, Rima dan Nadin yang tidak menyukainya dan selalu mencari cara untuk menyakitinya.

When wealthy businessman Richard Wilson cut ties with his daughter, Haley, for marrying the charming but untrustworthy Ethan Hall, she must navigate uncharted waters to build a new life and prove herself as a capable individual. However, as Ethan's infidelity rages on, Haley soon discovers that marrying the love of her life was her life's biggest mistake. Her father was right, but Haley is determined to make the best of what fate has dealt her. She moves on, but soon realizes that her ex-husband is now the biggest obstacle in her way, threatening to tear down all that her family has built. Now, Haley must confront the truth about those she loves and the legacy she wants to create. Will she find success and happiness on her own terms, or will the weight of family expectations and her own doubts hold her back?

She was in love and was willing to work it out even with the obvious red flags. But when she ran into Gregory, a smart, business-centered, Billionaire with two kids in a not so peculiar circumstance. She realized that she deserved better than she was getting in her current relationship. Falling in love with Gregory was the easiest thing in the world. He was kind, understanding, caring, loving and a romantic. Just the type of man Rosie wanted. But there was the Age-gap that might hinder their love for each other. And, there was also the big overwhelming secret between both families that Rosie had no knowledge of. Love wasn't enough anymore. What do you think the future holds for the lovebirds?

Kata orang, cinta pertama adalah kutukan. Entah ke mana takdir membawa, cinta pertamalah yang akan membekas. Bekasnya bak noda merah dalam putih, sulit pudar. Pernikahan Rena dan Mahen berada di ujung tanduk setelah kembalinya sang mantan calon istri sekaligus cinta pertama Mahen, Riani. Semua diperkeruh dengan tuduhan Ratna, sang mertua, dan Sekar, sang adik ipar, yang menyatakan bahwa Rena mandul. Di saat Rena menyerah atas segalanya, Mahen justru bersikap sebaliknya. Dengan egosi, ia menjebak dan membuat Rena mengandung anaknya. Namun di sisi lain, ia tak mau berpisah lagi dengan Riani. Lalu, haruskan Rena rela dimadu demi calon buah hati yang ada di rahimnya? "Tak ada satu wanita pun di dunia ini yang benar-benar rela dimadu. Meskipun ada, aku bukan salah satunya." Rena terisak pilu, menyentuh relung hati terdalam Mahen yang dingin.

Nigel Herrera, playboy, playful, but sweet. Matangkad, maputi, may kakapalan ang kilay, light brown eyes, and pink lips, a drop dead gorgeous that will make every woman's undies drop. Sa dami ng mga babaeng dumaan sa buhay niya ay wala siyang matandaan kung ano ang pangalan ng isa sa kanila. Lumaking busog sa pagmamahal ng magulang. Lexie Mae Thompson, frank and straightforward. Katamtaman ang tangkad, may mahabang itim na buhok, mapulang labi, beautiful, simple but elegant. Walang tiwala sa mga lalaki dahil sa pag-iwan ng kanyang ama sa ina noong pinagbubuntis pa lamang siya kaya mas gusto ang non-commitment relationship. Dahil bored si Lexie ay nagsuhestiyon ang kaibigan niyang si Janine na humanap ng lalaking puwedeng pumayag sa gusto niyang no string attached relationship. At ang candidate na nakita nila ay ang mapaglarong si Nigel. He accepted her offer cheerfully, from that day on- they always entangled their naked body under the sheets.