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the host makes his appearance, hyping up the tiny crowd, "the band that sold out all five of their tickets at their first concert, the band that sold two of their only albums and gave one away for free, the band who forced their way onto the radio under false pretenses, the band who are famous for dropkicking one of their fans for their failed music video, the band who refuses to sign autographs without glow-in-the-dark crayons, the band who staged a military coup to use a stadium for their practice sessions, the one and only, the legendary, Dung Beatles!"
That's the worst introduction I've ever heard in my entire life. Only those idiots would be proud of the 'achievements' just mentioned.
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