Bloody Hell Meme Novels & Stories

Not likely," Buffy muttered, as she twirled her jaguar incisor between her thumb and forefinger. "Tell that to the very delicious 'Hell-Pig' I killed and butchered a few days ago, my 'First'," I snorted back. "You have someone else's memories floating around your head," she countered. "That's cheating." "Who is the whiny bitch now?" I chuckled. Buffy looked away, then rubbed the ear Pamela had impacted. Buffy would get me...later. "Someone else's memories?" Hana poked me, looking for some translation that made sense.

I breathlessly panted out amidst huge cheers before flipping my finger at the commenting, bratty sextuplet siblings of mine. “DID KYLER DIE BECAUSE OF HER BAD BREATH ? HE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE RESPONDING OR WAKING UP AFTER THE DEATH INDUCING KISS!!” “I WON’T BE SURPRISED IF THE POWERFUL BLUE MOON ALPHA WOLF COULD NOT STAND IT. IT IS ACTUALLY ATROCIOUS AND CAN BE USED TO MAKE STINKIER FART BOMBS” “SAY NO TO BIOHAZARDS AND SAY NO TO SAMANTHA !!”

Something she probably never got to experience with the twins. “Nat’s showing me something called YouTube. I was first watching a guy name Markiplier play a game called Resident evil, and he screams like a girl. Now, I’m watching a guy named B. Dylan Hollis making a water pie, and he’s spitting it out saying it taste like soggy lint. Later he says we can watch Helluva boss.”

and my jaw clenches. “Kael?” He looks up at me through watery eyes, bottom lips jutted out in a pout. I wipe the tears on his cheeks with my thumbs. “Can you remember what happened?” His lips wobble and he shakes his head. “No, mama.” A shaky breath leaves my lips, and I recall the conversation I heard between Alpha David and Felix. They mentioned a rebellion in Ashbane Pack and something concerning a child of prophecy. His temperature gently drops to normal, and I hold him close to my chest. I have a bad feeling, and it has to do with the color of our hair.

I'm so fucked. *****************************************

“What the hell is going on here?” Shit.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

“Oh, f*ck it.” ⚘ little ⊹ lies ··································································································································

"Time to burn this hellhole down." ***

"Holy Crap" Yeah, holy shinanigans 😁😁😁