Bloopers From Bridesmaids Novels & Stories

Suddenly, there’s a clatter at the back of the room. Evelyn sits up and peers around, seeing that a bridesmaid has fallen down. She stands up, worried. “Oh my god, BETH!” one of the other bridesmaids says, but her voice is not full of anxiety, just of frustration. “Did she have too much champagne?” Amelia asks, peering over at her. “Yeah, she must be wasted, Amelia,” another says, kneeling down next to her and rolling her eyes. “And you know she hasn’t eaten in like…weeks. She’s wasted.”

He took the microphone after the emcee did the introduction, and somehow, they forgot about the expectation of the bride and groom as they continuously laughed at the jokes of the comedian. “How long is he going to hold up?” Sebastian asked. Madison was not even listening to the comedian, and neither was Margo. Ethan and Lucas did not make it this time since they had no direct connection to either Lake or Coco. At least Madison worked in the same company as them, so it made sense. Ethel was there, brightening like the star, but worry settled on her expression as well, knowing there was something wrong with Coco. “I don’t even know if she can make it, but we just have to improvise until we he

The culmination of my evil plans was finally about to unfold on that glorious day. Standing at the entrance of the cathedral, wearing my pink bridesmaid dress, I witnessed a rather amusing sight—Amanda struggling to get out of a flower-covered Mercedes 300. Her princess-style dress was so puffy that she could barely get out of the car. The absurdity of the crinoline, along with all those layers of tulle beneath the skirt, was worth many mocking photos. The bridesmaids fussing over her, adjusting her three-meter-long veil and holding her bouquet of 20 roses was an equally amusing sight.

echoed through the gilded hall. The church door opened slowly and ceremoniously. The spotlight pooled on the bride's silhouette. It illuminated Maddison and me. I gritted my teeth as the pain in my chest grew. I could hear the crowd whisper. "Wait, what's going on? Isn't the bride supposed to be Taylor Jones? Why is Maddison the one in it?" "Did they confuse who the bride should be?" "The bride's become the bridesmaid! Is this a prank?!" I forced myself to weather the humiliation and led Maddison to the stage.

Luke says in a very disgusted voice. I look to the side and see what exactly had put that tone into Luke's voice. It's the bridesmaids. In very hideous dresses. The kind that looks like a rainbow threw up on it and then ran over it with a car before dumping it in the sewers. Dear God. What did Lora do to these poor ladies?

The scene was almost comical as we all waited patiently for the bride to make her grand entrance, and I couldn't help but wonder what was taking her so long. And then the music suddenly started playing again and the petals began to shower down. But it was yet another false alarm - just the bride's mother making her way down the aisle. I couldn't help but chuckle at the unintentional comedic timing of the situation. Maybe, Allegra changed her mind about marrying Aldo's limp, old dick.

She shouted then the door revealed a big box looking like a present. The girls all screamed while I watched. Bored as hell. I knew it. I shouldn’t have come. The present seemed to open up and revealed a topless man wearing just jeans and a bow tie. This is exactly how bridal showers happen in movies. I can't believe I'm seeing one in real life. The man is dancing to an erotic song and the girls are shouting in delight. Genevieve was just smiling at the end of the couch. She didn’t look that thrilled. I sighed and walked to her.

Five minutes later… He accidentally walked to the bridesmaids’ side instead of the groom’s. The entire room burst into laughter. Selena laughed so hard she had to hold onto Bianca’s shoulder. The officiant shook his head, smiling. “I suppose we’ll try that again.” Even Cassian couldn’t stop laughing. “I’m blaming the nerves.” “You don’t even look nervous,” Ethan teased. “I’m professionally nervous.” “There isn’t such a thing.” “There is now.” The rehearsal continued with plenty of mistakes.

Billie retorted, flinging her hair dramatically. We all laughed, then stood there for a moment, soaking it in. “It’s crazy how far we’ve come,” Tessa started, her voice thick with emotion. “Don’t get all emotional, Bride. We can do that at the club later,” Kim said, adjusting the back of Tessa’s expensive gown. She was one of the bridesmaids. “We can’t go to a club. You all know Liz’s husband won’t appreciate that,” Billie snorted. Tessa clapped her hands, eyes sparkling like she’d just remembered something beautiful. “Remember when we first met Lizzy at that club?”

I looked down at the ring on my hand and remembered what the kidnapper had said. The heart I’d thought had gone numb still ached, a fine, needling pain. After a moment, I gave a slight nod. “All right.” Adrian’s face finally eased. I turned to go, and he called me back. “Have Nina be your maid of honor tomorrow.” I stopped short. Adrian’s tone was flat, like he was informing me of the most ordinary thing in the world. “The bridesmaids you’d chosen don’t belong at a Vale wedding. They couldn’t handle an occasion like this.”