Bloopers From Bridesmaids Novels & Stories

“What are you talking about? How could Owen possibly not want to marry me? Tell him to come say it to my face!” Chloe’s voice was sharp. There was a look of panic and helplessness on her face. The bridesmaids were startled and quickly tried to calm her down. “Chloe, don’t get worked up. That backup was never good enough for you anyway. What’s wrong with Gavin?” “Exactly, you two are a real couple!” “At least that simp finally did something useful.” The group began escorting them out, excitedly talking over one another. “Even if the groom has changed, it can still work.”

Now I’m twenty-three and almost a wife… I’ll be damned if I don’t do this one last thing before I’m tied down. I set down my drink, already thinking about slipping away, maybe calling a cab before anyone notices. But then… “Elsa!” one of my bridesmaids shrieks, catching my arm before I can rise. “Why do you look so bored? You’re the bride, remember? This is your night!” The others giggle, leaning closer, obviously drunk. “Maybe she’s already missing being single,” one teases, smirking. “Already wishing she hadn’t tied herself down to just one dick.”

Stay in your own lane and ship quietly, okay? When we returned to the stage, the emcee smiled and announced, "Now, please exchange rings." I picked up the ring, but the moment I tried sliding it onto her finger, it stopped dead at the knuckle. She awkwardly tried to force it on, but I caught her hand. Whispers immediately spread through the audience. "What's going on? The ring size is wrong?" "How do you mess up something this important? The Shane and Moore families are way too careless." At the main table below the stage, Christine's parents instantly turned pale. They exchanged a look, and both of them saw the same panic reflected in the other's eyes.

The bouquet sailed past everyone. Straight into Hilda's arms. Silence followed. Complete silence. Hilda stared at the flowers. The flowers stared back. Daisy screamed. The entire ballroom erupted into laughter. Even Hilda laughed. Eventually. "I don't even have a groom." The complaint only made everyone laugh harder. From nearby, Fred nearly choked on his drink. A reaction Hilda unfortunately noticed. Interesting. Very interesting. --- Hours later, the celebration slowly began winding down. Guests departed. Music softened.

"Brianna, you wouldn't believe how cheap Francis is, trying to act all high and mighty! "His wedding spread was just bread and watermelon. Seriously? That bread even smelled stale! "I forked over a fat envelope, and this is what I got? Even slaves got a better deal than his guests! You dodged a bullet divorcing that guy!" It did not stop there. His groomsmen were a bunch of clowns, heckling the bridesmaids without a shred of decency. Francis and Chloe just sneered, accusing the bridesmaids of not being able to take a joke, making mountains out of molehills.

She suddenly turned around and looked at me with determination, saying, "Wilson, look at the state Xander is in! Why are you still fooling around? Where is your conscience? Fine, let's see who else would dare marry you." Then, she left without looking back, leaving the chaos all behind. I took a deep breath and tried to salvage the situation. "Everyone, I'm sorry that the wedding got interrupted. I hope you forgive me for not being a good host." After clearing the place, I saw black and passed out. When I woke up once more, I was at the hospital. The bandage around my forehead reminded me that everything that had happened was real. Although the sun was shining brightly, my heart was ice cold

Adriana stepped forward, grabbed my wrist, and cried out, "Mi dispiace! It's all my fault! I shouldn't have said I liked necklaces. If I hadn't, Carlo wouldn't have melted the bracelet down and made it into one for me. "Giada, go ahead and strike me if you need to. Tomorrow's your wedding. You two shouldn't be arguing now—" I drew in a sharp breath, yet the fury in my chest refused to ease. That gold bracelet had been part of my mother's wedding gift to me, but it was melted down and remade into a necklace for Adriana. A loud smack rang out as I slapped her as hard as I could. "Give it back to me!"

I said and they immediately stopped. Everyone was all dressed up. Zoey, Zara and BeBe were the brides maids all wearing pink figure hugging long dresses with the makeup and hair done the same way. Lucas' mate Lucia was pregnant so she couldn't be part of the brides maids. They found each other just the day after the war (when I went to visit my parents) and hit it off instantly. Since Bloom will also be crowned as the royal beta female, she couldn't be a part of the brides maid group.

Meanwhile, Noelle's heart was racing, but she stayed cool as a cucumber, took a deep breath, and braced herself for the biggest moment of her life. "Hey, have you guys heard that funny wedding joke that's going around?" Tania piped up suddenly. Everyone turned to look at her, eager to hear the joke. "So, there was this bride who asked her bridesmaid, 'Can I go without shoes today?' The bridesmaid was surprised and asked, 'Why would you go without shoes?' The bride giggled and said, 'Because I don't want my own steps to be too loud!'" Tania chuckled, and everyone laughed along.

Elora and Misha burst into laughter, breaking the moment's tension. " Don't cry, Cynthia," Misha teased, "even the bride isn't crying." "I know, I just can't believe it," Cynthia sniffled, "I thought the wedding would be canceled, but here we are. Never even thought I'd end up being the maid of honor." " Which I'm now starting to think might be a mistake," Karine quipped, eyeing Cynthia as she dabbed at her eyes. The words hung in the air like a sharp sting. Elora, unperturbed, gave a small, controlled laugh.