Bloopers From Bridesmaids Novels & Stories

Lara laughed “But I cancelled and came running when Irene said you were going to be cast as the bride.” “Photoshoot or real life, only I can be your maid of honor.” Lara raised her chin haughtily. Dana giggled watching Lara’s histrionics, she forgot what she wanted to ask. Soon, someone said the shoot was about to begin. Tarz quickly fixed the veil and Tiara before Lara pulled her out. Dana was shocked to see Sarah, Kim, Jas, Adele and Anna wearing the bridesmaid dresses. She stared with her eyes wide open and mouth agape but couldn’t stop to ask as she was led to the Cathedral.

’’ he smiled to me this time, but it seemed to be accompanied by ridicule. ‘‘Hey!’’ Someone in the crowd suddenly yelled out. ‘‘You are so shameless to steal your sister's husband!’’ and everyone started shouting and throwing insults and bad words at me. ‘‘Slut!’’ ‘‘Whore!’’ ‘‘Shameless Woman!’’ ‘‘I don't understand how the Wheeler family gave birth to such a ditz…’’ One of the bridesmaids said, and I saw Cynthia stunned from her seat before lowering her gaze on her lap.

“Not long now and you will be Mrs. Brett Williams. I have gotten the perfect toast prepared for the reception. Oh, don’t forget to throw the bouquet at me. Okay.” I giggle and shake my head. “I will not throw you the bouquet. You can stand alongside all the other eligible women and fight for it just like everyone else.” She pouts and nudges my arm again. “I need all the luck I can get to find someone like Brett. Just help me get it this time. Please.” Once again, I shake my head. I open my mouth to protest when the organ plays and the doors open. I push her back in front of me as the first bride’s maid walks through the door.

On the morning of the wedding, the bridesmaids decided to play a quick trivia game with Grayson Cross before our first look. He had to get three questions right before he could see me. I thought he would get them all easily. To my surprise, he got the very first one wrong. “What shoe size does the bride wear?” Without hesitation, he answered, “Size 6.” “What’s the bride’s favorite color?” “Blue.” Everyone exchanged glances, and the atmosphere grew awkward. So they asked him an absurdly easy question. “What year did the bride graduate from college?” Everyone thought there was no way he could get that one wrong. After all, we had been classmates in college. “2013. The year she gradua

She signaled Jackie, and she pulled out her phone and played a short clip for her to watch. I stared at the screen in disbelief as I saw myself acting silly at our wedding party. It’s obvious that I was drunk as hell. They got me drunk and took pictures and videos of me flirting and making out with different men. It was so bad that I hugged myself in shame, feeling disgusting.

The kind of look designed to make a person feel like they were melting into the floor. Her lips pulled into a smile that had absolutely no warmth in it. "An abomination," she said softly. "Delivering my wedding gown. How utterly disgusting." Her bridesmaids erupted instantly. Giggling, nudging each other, one of them pressing a hand to her mouth like the sight of me was genuinely hard to stomach. "She probably sweated all over it just carrying it here," one said. "Someone check if the fabric is still clean," said another and they all dissolved into fresh laughter.

“Champagne makes me loopy.” “And chatty, apparently,” he said. He should be annoyed at her, but hell, she was cute when she was drunk. “Too chatty,” Ainsley sniffed. O-kay. Cassie had obviously said something that the bride hadn’t liked. Cassie popped another piece of bread in her mouth and chewed happily. “Are you sure you should be eating all that bread?” the maid of honor asked (God, what were those bridesmaids' names?). “Remember how Ainsley wanted us all on that cleansing diet so we fit into our dresses?”

Helma was familiar with all of Neil and Wanda's friends, and her mood lifted as she navigated through the crowd of happy faces. She chuckled when Neil's friends and the bridesmaids engaged in a playful banter, culminating in the bedroom door swinging open to reveal Wanda, looking stunning in her bridal dress. The bridesmaids had a playful challenge for Neil though; he needed to find and present the bride's garter. Helma found it hilarious watching her usually composed brother become a flustered participant in the bridesmaids' playful game. Wanda was getting impatient, "Okay, okay, let's get on with it—I can't wait to get to the ceremony!"

Bree turned to her friend and smiled. “I told him there’s no way you could be all that busy. It isn’t as if your song is a big hit--yet. I’m sure it will be one day, though. It’s a beautiful song. I just love it. It’s really too bad it hasn’t caught on.” “Thank you. I hope it does.” Bree was running out of ways to be polite to this particular bridezilla. “Bree, these are Monica’s other two bride’s maids. Hannah and Clarice.”

Amy raised one eyebrow. "Oh my God!" Lily gasped and turned in her seat, causing the makeup artist to smear her temple with eyeliner. "I'm sorry." She apologised and looked back at her sisters, "I totally forgot about that. Gosh, I have to have sex with him? I forgot marriages came with sex!" "What?"Gaby chuckled in mockery. "You've had sex before, what's the big deal?"