Bloopers From The Proposal Novels & Stories

"You ruined the surprise I had planned for Eve! You embarrassed us in front of ALL of Times Square!" "What the hell kind of video was that anyway?" I narrowed my eyes at her. "I-It was a getaway c-cruise that Zane took us on where he proposed to me!" Bianca began to cry. "I swear, I thought I-I saved it on the o-other flash d-drive!" Then she cut to me with pleading eyes. "I promise that w-wasn't what that looked like! It was just some s-stupid prank that Z-Zane was filming us do! I-I'm sorry, I really didn't m-mean to—"

William looked at her and asked, “Ms. Snow, do you need to connect your computer to present your tender?” Annie let out a chilling laughter and said, “No need!” “Fine. We won’t need slides for the proposal presentation if you choose to do so. Please,” William said respectfully. “I don’t have any proposals today. That’s because the proposals from my company are meant for humans and not for animals!” The moment Annie said that, the entire crowd was shocked.

She paused with a sad smile on her face as she recalled the moment. "He proposed to me on the basketball court right after leading his team to victory in front of the whole school. I'm sure you don't know how that feels but it made me feel special. In my perspective, things started out really good. I thought we were so in love but things became worse right after graduation when Landon began hanging out with some new and creepy looking guys who were supposedly college students from another town. To me, they didn't look like college students but rather a group of adult gangsters." She paused again, biting her lower lip as the bad memories came rushing to her.

He looked at me as if I was from another planet. "Seriously?" he asked, amused. "Why? Don't tell me he gave you a ring because you and he are in a relationship—" "What the hell, Laura? Stop making fun of me," he exclaimed grumpily, making me laugh so hard. "And now you're laughing so hard that my tearjerker and emotional proposal are ruined," he pouted. My gosh, he looks like Thor and Loki when they're sulking. "Stop laughing at me, please... look at them, they're laughing at me too," he grumbled, pointing to the staff members who are now looking at us.

“So, if you don’t mind, may we reintroduce ourselves? I am Jaylen Brooks.” Lisa giggled while stretching out her hand too. “And I am Lisa Woods.” “It’s nice to make your acquaintance.” “The pleasure is mine.” They stayed quiet staring at each other before bursting into a fit of laughter. Lisa didn’t know why they were laughing but it made her feel good to let go of the tension. Jaylen smacked his lips, “I think we would get along just fine.” Lisa shrugged finally relaxing into the couch. “Maybe.” “Why? You doubt my charm?”

“This one says—oh, hold on—this one says ‘Ma’am, whoever you are, MARRY ME INSTEAD.’” “Felix,” Tyler warned mildly, but he was hiding a smile behind his tablet. “What! She should know people are proposing!” Charlie was trying not to laugh. He kept turning back to the stove and then turning around again because he couldn’t stop grinning. Even Adrian’s mouth was twitching. I leaned against Felix’s shoulder and we scrolled together, and he pointed out the wildest ones and I gasped at the right moments, and it felt easy. It felt like the kind of morning I had seen in movies about families but never believed actually happened.

"There's absolutely a thing. Ruth's already started a betting pool on when he proposes. I put money down for six months. Voss said eight, purely out of spite, because he's still bitter about the green suit." "Nobody's proposing anything." "That's what everyone says right before someone proposes something." Elias stole a grape off my plate. "Also, unrelated, the staff want to know if they're allowed to call you Miss Ellison still, or if we've graduated to something fancier." "Miss Ellison is fine." "Boring answer. I'm telling Ruth you said 'Your Future Luna-ness' instead." "Please do not do that." "Too late, already texted her." Damon walked in halfway through, catching the tail end of it, on

Maybe I just needed to feel like somebody still saw me. “He proposed tonight,” I blurted before I could stop myself. Darren’s brows lifted, but he didn’t speak. “With flowers and everything,” I said, laughing once, dry and broken. “Little velvet box, fake smile, the whole classic proposal show. Then a pair of panties fell out of his pocket while he was on one knee.” I swallowed hard. That was not mine.” I waited for him to mock it, maybe toss a sharp comment like his brother would’ve. But he didn’t. His jaw clenched, eyes darker now, steady on me.

Everyone looked at him shocked. The proposal was well written? It felt like they were hearing the biggest joke of the year. Something that did not even make any sense was dimmed well written in the president's eyes. The world was really turning upside down. When they remembered how they needed to redo their proposals time and again because of any slight mistake, they felt like crying but unfortunately no tears were shed. They have been tortured by the same person time and again and yet here he was, saying that Velma's proposal was well done. They felt like laughing but they dared not to.

The air crackled with tension as I shot Killian a quizzical look, my eyebrow raised in disbelief. "That was not a proposal," I declared with an air of mock seriousness, crossing my arms over my chest. "A proposal must include a proper meal, candlelight, and maybe a flash mob. You know, the works." Killian, ever the enigmatic maestro of chaos, merely nodded, seemingly undeterred by my attempt to brush off the gravity of his words. He gestured to his assistant to leave.