Captain Underpants Sayings Novels & Stories

“You what?” He scratched the back of his neck. “Yeah, okay, when I say it out loud, it sounds worse.” I just gawked at him for a moment, my pulse still erratic. “You’re unbelievable.” “You’re welcome,” he shot back, rubbing his elbow where he’d hit the floor. “Next time I’ll let you freeze to death, Captain Ice Cube.” “I wasn’t freezing!” “You literally said cold like twenty times in your sleep!” I pressed a palm to my forehead, groaning. “God, this is so messed up.”