Captain Underpants Sayings Novels & Stories

I shrieked and my face went all red. “Just saying, you looked really cute when you sat on the toilet.” I stared at him in disbelief. “That is not a sentence a normal person should ever say.” “I’m not a normal person.” “I can see that.” “You moaned my name while peeing the last night,” he said, casually crossing his arms. “So. I think I’m entitled.” “I did not!” He grinned. “You did. A little. It was hot.” “You’re disgusting.” He raised a brow. “You like it.”

"Word's word." "Word's a line," Jas said, easy. "You coil it wrong and it'll whip your teeth out." "It's a joke," Freckles said, softer but not smart. "We're only flappin'." "Flap quieter," Jas advised, in that mild way that could make men bleed without raising his voice. "Captain's rules, no slurs, no lying to the captain, no women aboard. Add one: no mouths on my time. It costs rope."

“fuck, fuck fuck.” When I was done releasing my anger I tried to ignore the fact that my dick was in fact straining against my sweatpants and somewhere at the back of my mind I heard him say, “Sweet dreams, captain.”

“When are you going to grow up and stop sleeping around?” I sat back in my chair, rubbing a hand over face, trying to wake up a little more. “When my dick shrivels up and falls off,” I joked. Before he could answer, the captain walked in the room and everyone went quiet, listening to last minute instructions before we all piled into two vans and headed to the location.

, Alina scoffed her shoulders and gestured for them to start. The boys started shaking their bodies. The whole crowd was laughing because they danced more like monkeys, many students made their videos and viral them on social media. " Hahaha !! Look at him his ass cheeks are showing ", Alina pointed to John, when John heard it He stretched his skirts to cover his ass but due to too much strain it tore, and now his captain America print underwear is displayed to everyone. " Haaaahaaa!! It's so funny!! It's new to know that the captain of the soccer team likes Captain America that much ", Alina teased him.

I never expected some people here were assholes too. "Kyle, watch your words!" Miss Teresa said, almost shouting. "What? That was what normal teenagers do," the guy on the last line spoke again. "Ya. Sometimes they make it an every week routine," another guy said with a laugh. "Or even just tell your statistics," "Or your cup-sized," "Or tell us what's your favourite position when masturbating," It was a series of vulgarities that I heard. My chest was punching me. I couldn't breathe properly. I didn't notice who was who, they all looked fucking pigs! Jerks!

When I hugged him he said, "Take off your panties," What!

“I have been so busy, I forgot what this felt like. Y’all wanna tell me how you’re doing?” None of them was focused on telling me how they were, at all. Sussypucker: You look like sin wrapped in leather. LatexPrince: If I die tonight, bury me with this stream. MatthewLutherQueen: Bounce that ass, Luna. Don’t be shy. ShadowDaddy: How much to see what’s under that harness, huh? C*mStrip: Dance, Queen. Got this lotion ready. CynthiaCorraine: You’re not real. You can’t be real. You’re a hallucination with a killer ass.

I sarcastically laughed when he looked back at me with innocent eyes. But then Ross looked over to my stiff posture, eyeing me like I was the sticky gum under his new shoes, successfully raising my suspence. "S'up, asswipe? You hear about what Coach said?", Ross taunted and I clenched my jaw to keep my snappiness to myself. “I’m not getting bumped down,” I said, the words coming out rougher than I intended. “I’m staying captain, so you can kiss my ass.” Ross let out a low chuckle, shaking his head.

This had become my addiction, lying face down on the bed, taking in every scent that lingered, making sure that I didn’t dull it with mine. I was turning pathetic wasn’t I? I grabbed the console, maybe a quick game would take a few things off my mind, the door banged open, Caleb walked in with a smile on his face. “Captain!” his cheerful voice filled the room.“Not now Caleb,” I grumbled. He let out a low chuckle. “Don’t be like that. If someone hears they would think I am a bug. And you know that I am anything but a bug...” “Caleb,” I called out in a low tone, my voice drawing his attention to me. “You are a bug, in fact, if there was a way to take you off the earth, you would be the first p