Captain Underpants Sayings Novels & Stories

“Yeah seriously. We have been waiting for one of us to break the seal and you picked a guy like that. Tell us more when you are ready but damn Izzy. That is wild.” I let out a laugh even though part of me still wanted to scream about how Riven left me hanging after. The sound came out sharp but it felt good to share it with them like some of the weight lifted off my chest. “At least some of you are still masturbation lords” I said with a smirk. “No rush or anything. I mean it. You do not have to jump into it just because I did.” They all burst out laughing at that. Larkin pointed her drink at me and shook her head. “Hey speak for yourself Izzy. Some of us are handling business just fine than

“Sensitive little slut.” “Stop calling me that!” I snapped, but it only made them laugh harder. “Slut,” one whispered at my ear, biting the lobe. “Slut, slut, slut.” The word melted against my skin, hot and sharp. The Captain leaned against the wall, arms crossed, eyes burning holes into me. Watching. Always watching. “Look at you,” he drawled. “Fighting so hard while your body begs for more.” “I’m not—ahhh—” My voice cracked as another mouth latched back onto my breast, sucking until wet heat pooled in my chest.

“Drop your panties.” __ A. Gupta

Rohan who had been introduced as Jay's older brother said, then winked at her. "If wishes were horses." Sana said. "And I don't want to be on the same team as you, you disgusting man child." Charlie snapped. "Oh baby, you know you want a piece of this." He leered. "I don't know who's more gross, Warren or you." Sana shuddered. "Hey! What did I do?" Warren protested. "Better check your pocket for used condoms." Charlie laughed, Jay and Sana joining in. It must have been some sort of inside joke, but with how leaky these people's mouths were, I was sure the rest of us will know all about it before the day ended.

Cal growled to express his annoyance at Jaxon’s jest. “Hilarious. I hope your mate gives you a run for your money.” These could fight words if they weren’t said between close friends. Someone could have construed it to be a curse or a jest. Not magical, but a curse, nonetheless. “It won’t help her confidence if you wrap her in bubble wrap and hide her like a prized mushroom.” “What is with you and the weird, obscure sayings? It’s becoming painful because I have to think about what you’re talking about and it’s annoying.”

Not allowing the conversation to flow incase I'll mention the cape thing. And to my defense. It is their fault for wearing capes! I mean, why would they wear those? They're not Superman or Batman anyways. Got my point there? It's not my fault! "Are you really okay?" "Yeah." "Why aren't you talking?" "Sure." "Are you even listening?" "That's cool." "I'm a virgin." "Great." Nate threw his hands up in the air in frustration. "I give up!!" "Yeah...sure."

I strongly said. The captain giggled in amusement. “You’re the dumbest human I’ve ever met,” he said. “Don’t call me dumb. Call me an imbecile, instead,” I replied. “They’re just the same.” “It’s a fancy word for dumb. If you’re going to insult me, say it with class.” Others didn’t notice it, but I know I stupefied the captain with my words. “Watch your mouth. You don’t know who I am. Say your death wish before I slit your throat. I am the dragon of the west. I burn everything that’s against me and I will drown you with your own blood.”

"I'll f*ck you Kitten, but not like the last time, this time I'm f*cking you HARD." AN/|\ I think I just came... Made a mess of my panties!!! Ha, I'm kidding, what's your take on this chap?

"I said shut up. Stop talking shit about Julian when most of you aren't even half as good as him on your best days." The laughter stalls. The arms drop from my shoulders. "Whoa, defensive much?" one guy says. "I'm just saying you should focus on your own game instead of tearing down the captain." "Whatever, man. We're just being honest." "No, you're being assholes." The tension ratchets up. I can see a couple of guys bristling at being called out, their expressions going from joking to genuinely annoyed. Then suddenly, someone barks, "Fucker."

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.