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WARNING! Cerita ini mengandung adegan baku hantam yang berdarah-darah. Banyak kata umpatan dan tentu saja dipenuhi MISTERI. Pembaca harap bijak dan membaca setiap Chaphter dengan penuh penghayatan. Terakhir, awas BAPER! Rose dan Leon, dua Monsters dunia mafia yang saling bermusuhan. Saling menyembunyikan identitas dan berakhir dengan saling cinta. Hingga suatu hari Rose bahkan melahirkan buah cinta mereka. Namun siapa sangka, sebuah kesalahan membuat kedua monster buas itu saling menodongkan senjatanya. Dengan mata berbinar penuh cinta dan rasa sesal, Leon bersiap menarik pelatuknya. Sementara Rose yang terlihat tenang dengan tatapan tajam penuh dendam, tak mengalihkan pandang dari wajah tampan Leon. DOR! Sebuah timah panas melesat cepat melubangi tengkorak kepala. Siapa yang menembak siapa? Selamat membaca...

[Beside story about the crash Adam Air's plane] "Apakah aku tengah bermimpi buruk?" Andin tak pernah menyangka bila harus merelakan kepergian kekasihnya untuk selama-lamanya. Tak ada yang dapat menebak kematian seseorang, termasuk tragedi kecelakaan pesawat 10 tahun lalu. "Tuhan, ku mohon bangunkan aku dari mimpi buruk ini. Ku mohon!" Ia menderita. Kehilangan seseorang yang sangat berharga dalam hidupnya. Sungguh, ia tak pernah membayangkan hal itu terjadi. Jika saja dengan menjerit sekeras mungkin dapat mengembalikan kekasihnya, ia pasti akan melakukannya. "Aku akan tetap mencintaimu, meski kau tak lagi bersamaku?" Apakah Andin termasuk orang yang bodoh? Tetap mencintai seseorang yang pada kenyataannya takkan pernah ada kata 'kembali'. Kisah ini bermula di tahun 2005. Yuk, baca ceritanya. Cerita ini mengandung emosi, baper, bawang, dan moral kehidupan.

A few weeks before our wedding, Rodney Luther's stepmother, Jessica Flaine, posts a photo on her social media. In the photo, she's wearing the wedding dress I picked out, holding a bouquet of red roses, and shyly leaning toward Rodney, asking for a kiss. The caption reads—"Dreams fulfilled." I don't call Rodney in tears or throw a fit like I used to. I simply like the post and leave a comment. "Screenshot sent to Rodney's father." Not long after, Jessica deletes the post, and Rodney's phone call follows immediately. "Ivana, you're being so petty! The rest of my days belong to you. It's only today that I'm fulfilling a small dream of Jessica's. Hurry up and explain things to my dad! "Come on, be good. I've got a gift for you." A scoff escapes me. "Rodney, do you hear me clearly? Go explain it to your father yourself!"

Jenny posted a picture of me and her brother, who had an intellectual disability. The caption? "Finally, a happy ending!" The comments were all the same: "Is this your sister-in-law? She’s gorgeous!" I simply replied with a question mark, but Jenny ignored me and responded to someone else instead. "She's kinda my sister-in-law, yes!" It didn't take long for Steven to call me, his tone full of anger. "It was just a little edit, do you really have to blow things out of proportion?" Half an hour later, Jenny posted another photo of her sitting in Steven's luxury car, and even tagged me in it. "We may not be related by blood, but this big brother of mine has always been my rock!" Steven commented. "I'll always be here." I knew he was trying to get a rise on me on purpose to appease Jenny, but I didn't grace them with a reply this time. All I did was like the post and file for divorce.

On New Year's Eve, Facebook blew up. The reason was that Bennett Miles, the golden boy of Crestmoor’s elite, posted an update. In the photo, a shy young woman hid her face as she leaned against his shoulder while he grinned. His eyes were full of affection and mischief. His caption read, "What do I do? Looks like I'm officially taken." Friends in his circle flooded the comment section with congratulations. The real frenzy began when Bennett announced that the first 10,000 followers to like, share, and comment on the post would each receive a gold bar. The internet went wild with envy and curiosity. Everyone scrambled to find out more about the woman in the picture. Then, someone claiming to have inside information started a livestream. "Stop guessing. Her name is Kara Sierra. You know Sierra Hall at Crestmoor College? That building was named after her! "Two years ago, she had kidney failure. Bennett personally donated one of his own kidneys to save her!"

Husien Sastrowijaya, itulah namaku. Aku terpaksa pura-pura miskin dengan berpura-pura menjadi sopir pribadi ayahku karena ayah dan ibuku ingin aku memberi cucu yaitu anak biologis dariku. Apalah dayaku jika aku seorang pewaris tunggal perusahaan dan harus melanjutkan sebuah usaha ayah yang telah dibangunnya dari nol hingga maju pesat seperti sekarang ini, tapi aku juga tak ingin menikahi seorang wanita yang hanya menggerogoti hartaku saja. Aku ingin wanita yang benar-benar mencintai aku dari hati dan karena Allah bukan karena sebuah ambisi untuk memiliki hartaku seperti sederet mantan kekasihku dulu dan bukan pula memandangku dari fisikku yang cool dan sedikit ganteng, bisa di bilang begitu sih!" **** Kisah ini adalah kisah romantis Tuan muda dengan seorang asisten rumah tangga. Bikin kamu baper dan tersenyum sendiri.

18+ Ini kisah tentang Putri, yang memiliki nama panjang Putrisya Rahayu. Gadis barbar berparas cantik yang harus hidup dijalanan sebagai seorang pencopet. Ini juga kisah tentang Azka. Jangan tanya nama panjangnya siapa, nanti dia marah. Pria berhati dingin dengan sikap arogannya.Bercerita tentang perjuangan Putri untuk mendapatkan cinta seorang Azka yang mencintai kakak sepupunya. Putri tak pernah gentar meruntuhkan dingin dan kokohnya tembok pertahanan hati Azka yang masih di singgahi oleh Rubbi.Sikap dingin dan penolakan Azka berkali-kali tak membuat Putri menyerah. Bagi Putri selama Azka masih suaminya, selama Azka tidak menceraikannya, Putri akan terus berjuang mempertahankan rumah tangga nya.Siapkan hati yang mandiri untuk membaca cerita ini. Hati-hati jantung Anda, mohon selalu dijaga. Serangan baper, kesal, gondok akan terus menyerang tanpa henti.

On my fifth birthday with Zachary Murdock, I sit once again in front of a full table of cold food, just like every year before. Zachary had promised, as always, to spend the day with me. And, as always, he breaks that promise. This year, it's because his childhood sweetheart wanted to shoot a set of "artistic photos". She invited him and a few of his close buddies to be part of it. Without hesitation, he ditches me again and runs straight into her arms. At 11:00 pm, his childhood sweetheart posts a photo to her social media and sets it so that only I can see it. In the picture, four men are in nothing but black briefs and Windsor-knotted ties. They kneel around her while she is draped in sheer fabric like a goddess. The caption reads, "Some people beg for crumbs, but I own the entire bakery." I take a screenshot. Then, I send it to the girlfriends of all three of Zachary’s best buddies. If they all look down on me this much, let's hope they don't end up on their knees begging me someday.

Ang first love ng asawa ko ay nag-post ng isang video sa kanyang social media. Sa video, nagpapasa silang dalawa ng playing card gamit ang kanilang mga labi. Nang mahulog ang card ay nagtagpo ang kanilang mga labi sa isang halik. Hindi sila huminto—parang nawala sa sandaling iyon, mapusok silang naghalikan sa loob ng isang minuto. Ang caption niya: [Still the same clumsy piggy! PS: Ang mga skills ni Steve ay kasing galing tulad ng dati!] Tahimik kong ni-like ang post at nag-iwan ng komento: [Congrats.] Sa sumunod na segundo, tumawag ang asawa ko, galit na galit na sumigaw, "Walang ibang babaeng kasing drama mo! Nakipaglaro lang ako kay Lanie. Bakit naman ummakto ka na parang baliw?" Noon ko napagtanto na ang pitong taon ng pag-ibig ay walang kahulugan. Oras na para umalis ako.

Before heading out on her undercover mission, my daughter Anna Stone left me a farewell letter. My husband, Wayne Stone, who adores her, reads it and immediately posts her photo on Instagram. His caption reads, "I heard Anna's on a mission. Let's see how many drug dens she'll take down this time." Anna's devoted husband, Gabriel Morrison, barely glances at the letter before dropping her exact location online. Anna's twin brother, Casper Stone, has always been inseparable from her. However, after reading the letter, he goes straight to the drug dealers and brings them to her. Anna's cover is blown, the mission fails, and all 37 officers are wiped out without a trace. I collapse in despair, lashing out at them with desperate questions, only to be bound and sent to Mirewick, a notorious criminal den. When I open my eyes again, I find myself back on the day Anna sets out on her mission.