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Setelah dua tahun berpisah, akhirnya Arini dan Brandon kembali dipertemukan di sebuah perusahaan. Arini yang sekarang menyandang status janda, menyimpan misteri perceraian yang tidak diketahui oleh Brandon. Merasa iba dengan sahabatnya, Brandon menjodohkan Arini dengan Fahmi. Kedekatan mereka berdua mulai mengusik hati Brandon. Hingga suatu hari ia mengajak Arini untuk saling mengisi kekosongan di atas tempat tidur. "Awas kalau lo jatuh cinta sama gue, Bran." "Nggak bakalan, In. Kita hanya partner di atas ranjang aja. Just for fun, gak boleh baper!" Akankah hubungan Arini dan Brandon benar-benar sebatas di atas ranjang? Ataukah salah satu di antara mereka menjadi pengkhianat atas janji yang telah disepakati? Rintangan apa saja yang akan mereka hadapi?

Namanya Fano Arga Tara cowok yang selalu ingin di anggap mantan dari hasil pacaran beberapa hari. Ini hanya kisah tentang sepasang mantan kekasih yang belum tahu mau dibawa kemana kisah mereka. Tentang rasa takut yang terus saja menghantui di setiap rasa ingin kembali merajut kasih.

Jika di tanya, "Apa cita-cita mu kelak?" Banyak yang akan menjawabnya dengan ingin menjadi polisi, dokter, guru, pengacara, pengusaha sukses dan lain sebagainya. Mungkin jawaban seperti itu selalu terdengar dari anak-anak yang mempunyai cita-cita luar biasa itu. Tapi lain dengan gadis bernama lengkap Tiara Aprilia. Gadis itu selalu mengatakan ingin menjadi pelacur setiap kali ada yang bertanya "Apa cita-cita mu? Atau saat besar nanti kamu ingin jadi apa?" Saat ia menginjak umur 25 tahun dirinya benar-benar terjun ke dunia malam untuk menuntaskan niatnya menjadi seorang pelacur. Tapi ia bukan sembarang pelacur yang menjual dirinya seperti pelacur-pelacur yang ada, melainkan ia ingin menuntaskan sebuah misi tersembunyi dengan bertopeng pelacur. Dan misinya itu lah yang membuat dirinya selalu mengatakan bahwa dirinya adalah seorang pelacur yang berkelas.

My once best friend posted a photo on her social media account on the tenth anniversary of my marriage. In the photo, her daughter and my son were wrapped in my husband's and her arms. The caption said, 'The perfect pair.' I commented, 'Perfect indeed.' Soon, the post was deleted. The next day, my husband rushed home and asked me, "Sophie is finally recovering. Why are you provoking her?" My son even pushed me and accused me, "It's all your fault for making Tammy cry." I took out the divorce papers and threw them in their faces. "Well, it's my fault, so I quit your perfect family of four."

After I was falsely accused of being a third wheel by a fake heiress, she hired a group of people to corner me in the delivery room under the pretense of giving me an intervention. "How dare you, a shameless mistress, hope to secure a place with your child!" "Today, I'm going to make sure that b*stard in your belly is gone for good. Let's see if you dare get into my man's bed again." The group blocked the delivery room door, their faces twisted with malice as they refused to let the doctors deliver my baby. I begged them to let me go, but they only laughed cruelly and forced me down in front of a camera while I struggled through labor. They forcefully pulled the baby out of my belly and killed him right in front of me. I clung to my child's lifeless body, sobbing hysterically, while they posted my miserable state online with the caption, 'This is what happens to mistresses.' Later, I exposed her fake heiress status and revealed the dirty secrets of her and those people who were allegedly giving me an intervention online. Relentlessly attacked by netizens until she had nowhere left to turn, she ended up begging me for forgiveness. I pointed to the edge of the rooftop and said, "Jump, and I'll forgive you."

My husband asked me if bras were more comfortable without underwire, and I was happy that he had finally become more mature. The next day, his assistant snatched the parcel I received in the mail, saying that it had the wrong address. That night, I saw Samantha Davis post on her social media, with the caption, “My boyfriend bought this for me. Isn’t it pretty?” It was a selfie taken in a hotel mirror, and there was a beautifully decorated box containing a bra lying beside her. So, as it turned out, it was not that men became mature later in life, it was that you weren’t the one they were willing to become mature for. Naturally, I gave the post a like and took a screenshot before sending it to my husband. "What a waste. You could have gotten an 20% discount if you bought the whole set."

By month four of my IVF treatments, my husband's childhood sweetheart posted a picture of herself cradling her baby bump. The caption? [Having a happy ending with my first love. A family of three.] And there he was—his hand in the shot, making a cutesy heart with hers. Oh, and the cherry on top? He was still wearing his wedding ring.

My husband's first love posted a video on her social media. In the video, the two of them were passing a playing card with their lips. When the card fell, their lips met in a kiss. They didn't stop—lost in the moment, they kissed passionately for an entire minute. Her caption read: [Still the same clumsy piggy! PS: Steve's skills are as good as ever!] I quietly liked the post and left a comment: [Congrats.] The next second, my husband called, yelling at me furiously, "No other woman is as dramatic as you! I was just playing a game with Lanie. Why are you acting crazy again?" It was then that I realized seven years of love meant nothing. It was time for me to leave.

Out of the blue, my younger sister posted the result of her pregnancy test. The caption? "Thank you my dear brother-in-law for helping me when I needed help the most and fulfilling my dreams of becoming a mother!" Shocked and furious, I couldn't resist leaving a snide comment. "Congratulations. Maybe you can keep my husband too?" My husband's reaction? He blew up and dismissed me. "I just donated my seed to Cara! Don't make a scene, Barb!" Oh, I'll make a scene.

I was a plus-size girl, weighing about 220 pounds. On graduation day, I finally gathered the courage to confess my feelings to Calvin Preston, the heartthrob I had been crushing on for three years. Surprisingly, he said yes! To celebrate, we went out that night. But things took a dark turn. I was tricked into drinking too much and was drugged. Calvin and his buddies violated me and, to make matters worse, they filmed it all. The next thing I knew, the video had gone viral online with a cruel caption, “Who’s brave enough to try a 220-pound girl?” As the humiliating video spread like wildfire, the shock and shame were too much for my grandfather to bear. It broke his heart, quite literally.