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Setelah dua tahun berpisah, akhirnya Arini dan Brandon kembali dipertemukan di sebuah perusahaan. Arini yang sekarang menyandang status janda, menyimpan misteri perceraian yang tidak diketahui oleh Brandon. Merasa iba dengan sahabatnya, Brandon menjodohkan Arini dengan Fahmi. Kedekatan mereka berdua mulai mengusik hati Brandon. Hingga suatu hari ia mengajak Arini untuk saling mengisi kekosongan di atas tempat tidur. "Awas kalau lo jatuh cinta sama gue, Bran." "Nggak bakalan, In. Kita hanya partner di atas ranjang aja. Just for fun, gak boleh baper!" Akankah hubungan Arini dan Brandon benar-benar sebatas di atas ranjang? Ataukah salah satu di antara mereka menjadi pengkhianat atas janji yang telah disepakati? Rintangan apa saja yang akan mereka hadapi?

Naomy merantau ke kota dengan ambisi mendapat pekerjaan bergaji besar. Bukannya mendapat pekerjaan yang diinginkan, Naomy justru terjebak dalam sebuah kontrak kekasih tiga bulan bersama pewaris kedua Mahardhi Corp, yang baru saja viral diberitakan media lantaran label buaya darat. Inilah kisah cinta beda usia, harta, dan tahta. Bisakah Naomy menjadi pawang dari sang buaya?

Jika di tanya, "Apa cita-cita mu kelak?" Banyak yang akan menjawabnya dengan ingin menjadi polisi, dokter, guru, pengacara, pengusaha sukses dan lain sebagainya. Mungkin jawaban seperti itu selalu terdengar dari anak-anak yang mempunyai cita-cita luar biasa itu. Tapi lain dengan gadis bernama lengkap Tiara Aprilia. Gadis itu selalu mengatakan ingin menjadi pelacur setiap kali ada yang bertanya "Apa cita-cita mu? Atau saat besar nanti kamu ingin jadi apa?" Saat ia menginjak umur 25 tahun dirinya benar-benar terjun ke dunia malam untuk menuntaskan niatnya menjadi seorang pelacur. Tapi ia bukan sembarang pelacur yang menjual dirinya seperti pelacur-pelacur yang ada, melainkan ia ingin menuntaskan sebuah misi tersembunyi dengan bertopeng pelacur. Dan misinya itu lah yang membuat dirinya selalu mengatakan bahwa dirinya adalah seorang pelacur yang berkelas.

Namanya Fano Arga Tara cowok yang selalu ingin di anggap mantan dari hasil pacaran beberapa hari. Ini hanya kisah tentang sepasang mantan kekasih yang belum tahu mau dibawa kemana kisah mereka. Tentang rasa takut yang terus saja menghantui di setiap rasa ingin kembali merajut kasih.

I went abroad for a year to further my studies and kept in touch with my girlfriend through video calls every day. One day, I saw her first love posted a photo with a caption: [We are finally back together after ten years!] In the photo, my girlfriend was visibly pregnant, holding the arm of the man next to her with a sweet smile.

This Thanksgiving, Elmer Fuller finally agrees to go on a trip with me. But when I wake up in the hotel, I don't see him anywhere. I spend the entire day desperately searching for him, only to stumble across a social media post from his first love. It's a selfie of her and Elmer having a cozy family dinner with her parents. The caption reads, "Someone's finally meeting the parents on Thanksgiving night. Mom and Dad can stop pressuring me to get married now!" Around her neck is the scarf my mother knitted for me before she passed. I left a comment. "Stop using my things to flirt with my husband. Take the scarf off—you can have him." Not long after, she posts an update. The scarf is shredded into pieces and tossed into a dog bed, with the caption, "What trash—too filthy even for a dog!" Elmer likes the post.

I had just gotten hospitalization prior to my operation when my wife told me she was going on an urgent business trip, leaving me and our one-year-old daughter behind. Two days later, her childhood sweetheart proudly posted a family photo on social media with a caption that said: “Took a picture of our happy family of three on our trip!” I looked at my wife who was smiling tenderly in the picture and commented, “?” My wife immediately called and berated me, “He's a single father who doesn’t have a wife to help take care of his child! All I did was take a picture with them, what are you being so defensive about?” That same evening, her childhood sweetheart posted a picture of a million-dollar dowry given to him with the caption: “After we took the picture, she insisted on giving me this as a dowry.” I knew my wife gave it to him to appease him. But this time, I was going to leave her for good.

For five years, I thought our marriage was solid. Then, my husband, Lionel Franco’s first love, Sandra Howard, posted a photo of a property deed on her social media. The caption read: [Thank you, Lionel, for transferring the house to me.] I stared in disbelief and left a single comment: [WTF?] Lionel called within minutes. “She’s a struggling single mother. Transferring the house to her makes it easier for her son to get into school. It doesn’t affect where we live,” he snapped. “How can you be so lacking in compassion?” In the background, I heard her muffled sobs. Half an hour later, she tagged me in another post.  This time, she flaunted her Mercedes worth over a million dollars, with the caption: [Paid in full. As the saying goes, ‘Where a man spends his money, that's where his heart is’.] I knew he bought it to soothe her temper. But this time, I had enough. I decided to divorce him.

After five years of marriage, my wife’s childhood friend posted a photo of a property deed in his social media circle with the caption, [Thank you, Miss CEO, for transferring the house to me.] I was stunned when I saw the address on the deed—it was my home. Confused, I left a comment. [?] Almost immediately, my wife, Alice, called and scolded me. "He’s a single dad, so pitiful! I only transferred the house to his name to make it easier for his daughter to attend school. It doesn’t affect us living there. How can you be so heartless and lack even a shred of compassion?" In the background, I could hear her childhood friend complaining bitterly. Half an hour later, he posted on social media again and tagged me. This time, he showed off a $150,000 sports car with the caption, [Paid in full! As the saying goes, where a woman spends her money is where her heart lies.] I knew it was my wife who bought him the car to make up for upsetting him. But this time, I’ve made up my mind—I’m filing for divorce.

By month four of my IVF treatments, my husband's childhood sweetheart posted a picture of herself cradling her baby bump. The caption? [Having a happy ending with my first love. A family of three.] And there he was—his hand in the shot, making a cutesy heart with hers. Oh, and the cherry on top? He was still wearing his wedding ring.