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"Kamu pikir aku akan pergi karena ini? Itu konyol banget, Lib," kata Selena tenang. Ia tidak segugup tadi. Libra menatap Selena dalam diamnya, masih belum memberikan reaksi apapun. Libra menunggu Selena selesai berbicara. "Aku suka kamu itu artinya aku menyukai segalanya tentang kamu," ujar Selena tenang dengan tatapannya yang lurus menembus netra cokelat Libra. "Aku menerima kamu apa adanya, Libra." Libra meneguk ludahnya, perkataan Selena membuat pipi dan telinganya memerah. Hey, cowok juga bisa malu dan merasa melting, lho. Cowok punya perasaan yang bisa baper juga.

I was a plus-size girl, weighing about 220 pounds. On graduation day, I finally gathered the courage to confess my feelings to Calvin Preston, the heartthrob I had been crushing on for three years. Surprisingly, he said yes! To celebrate, we went out that night. But things took a dark turn. I was tricked into drinking too much and was drugged. Calvin and his buddies violated me and, to make matters worse, they filmed it all. The next thing I knew, the video had gone viral online with a cruel caption, “Who’s brave enough to try a 220-pound girl?” As the humiliating video spread like wildfire, the shock and shame were too much for my grandfather to bear. It broke his heart, quite literally.

I'd spent six months saving every penny for prenatal care, but the money vanished overnight. Panicking, I called my fiancé, only to see him on another woman's social media. The man's busy silhouette radiated excitement, with a luxury handbag sitting at the edge of the photo. The caption read: "Mr. Wellington is such a gentleman! Today's happiness starts with snagging the last designer bag at the boutique~" When I came out of surgery, my furious fiancé finally showed up. His first words were an accusation. "Can you stop treating me like I'm on a leash?" "My friend was feeling down, so I bought her a bag and kept her company. What's wrong with that? Why are you so petty!"

Zela dan Alfa sama-sama korban pengkhianatan yang dilakukan oleh Yoga dan Resa. Siapa sangka, di saat Zela sedang menempuh pendidikan pulang-pulang dia harus mendapat kabar kalau Resa--kakaknya hamil oleh Yoga yang ternyata kekasihnya sendiri. Sakit? Tentu saja. Apalagi ketika kedua pasangan itu harus menikah di hari yang sama tapi dengan posisi yang tertukar? Kok bisa? Inilah cerita yang bikin kamu baper, sedih dan ingin mengumpat dalam satu waktu. Sekuel Tukar Pasangan 2 (Suamiku Majikanku) sampai bab 101 Tukar Pasangan 3 (Istri Bayaran 500 Juta) dimulai dari 102.

On our fifth anniversary, my fiance, Caleb Alton, mixed up gifts meant for me and someone else. When he pulled out a set of lingerie, he looked flustered and explained that the store had sent the wrong item. The next day, I saw a video posted on social media by his junior colleague, Mia Lawson. The caption read, “He said that old lady of his is out of shape, but I look the sexiest in this.” In the video, she was wearing the same lingerie and lounging seductively in Caleb’s arms. I glanced at the engagement ring identical to the one Caleb wore and decided to call my boss. “Hello, Mr. Farrington. I’ve made up my mind. I can start at the branch office next week.”

"Hujan bukan hanya menimbulkan genangan, tetapi juga membangkitkan kenangan". Sayangnya kenangan yang cukup susah dihapus oleh Sakhi, justru kembali disuguhkan saat ia mulai belajar ikhlas. "Nggak masalah sementara jagain jodoh orang, asal kamu yang bawa aku ke pelaminan". Ucapan saat remaja dulu sepertinya akan segera diwujudkan Kama sang pria idaman. Sayangnya, Keenan akan selalu hadir di tengah kisah mereka sebagai mantan terindah Sakhi, sekaligus rival terberat Kama. Kembali ke mantan yang selalu ada saat dibutuhkan, ataukah mengambil kesempatan kedua untuk bersanding dengan sang pujaan? Dijamin baper sama ke-uwuwan dan keabsurdan 3 makhluk ini.

My husband's first love posted a video on her social media. In the video, the two of them were passing a playing card with their lips. When the card fell, their lips met in a kiss. They didn't stop—lost in the moment, they kissed passionately for an entire minute. Her caption read: [Still the same clumsy piggy! PS: Steve's skills are as good as ever!] I quietly liked the post and left a comment: [Congrats.] The next second, my husband called, yelling at me furiously, "No other woman is as dramatic as you! I was just playing a game with Lanie. Why are you acting crazy again?" It was then that I realized seven years of love meant nothing. It was time for me to leave.

My husband asked me if bras were more comfortable without underwire, and I was happy that he had finally become more mature. The next day, his assistant snatched the parcel I received in the mail, saying that it had the wrong address. That night, I saw Samantha Davis post on her social media, with the caption, “My boyfriend bought this for me. Isn’t it pretty?” It was a selfie taken in a hotel mirror, and there was a beautifully decorated box containing a bra lying beside her. So, as it turned out, it was not that men became mature later in life, it was that you weren’t the one they were willing to become mature for. Naturally, I gave the post a like and took a screenshot before sending it to my husband. "What a waste. You could have gotten an 20% discount if you bought the whole set."

WARNING 21+JANGAN BAPER, JANGAN EMOSI! TOKOHNYA EMANG NGESELIN MINTA DITABOK!--Velin yang merupakan seorang penjual bunga tidak pernah menyangka jika pertemuannya kembali dengan Sean di malam reuni SMA membawa petaka dalam hidupnya. Selama 5 tahun tanpa kabar, ternyata Sean tetap sama, seorang yang usil bahkan lebih dari itu. Sean gila! Penderitaan semakin menjadi, saat Sean mengklaim Velin sebagai miliknya. Bahkan Velin harus berurusan dengan nyawa setiap kali Sean berada di dekatnya. Sean bilang itu cinta. Namun, Velin bilang itu petaka!"Obsesiku itu kamu! Jika aku tak mampu memilikimu, sebaiknya dunia menelanmu." - Sean Varza NasutionLalu, alasan apa yang membuat Sean terobsesi pada Velin?

Three months before my wedding, my fiancé, Henry Siebert, decided it was the perfect time to drop a maternity photo shoot on social media—with my foster sister, Betty Foster. The caption? Oh, just this gem: [Legally welcoming our little one into the world.] Betty added a shy emoji. And my mom? She liked the post and wrote: [Once the baby is born, I'll help take care of it so you two can enjoy your time together as a couple.] I couldn't help myself. I replied with a single question mark. And then Henry's DMs came in hot: [She's just borrowing me for a year to get married. Once the baby's born, I'll come back to you.]