Cheesy Valentine's Day Pick-up Lines Novels & Stories

“Hey, baby. How’s it going?” The amount of cheese in that question would’ve been enough to keep a year’s supply of Elliott’s Cheetos covered. I had to giggle, so I covered my mouth because no one else could possibly know what was funny. “Just great,” I replied as a bullet came whizzing a little too close to his head for my comfort. That had to be a stray from one of us because none of the Vampires were armed. “Listen, I’m gonna let you concentrate on not getting caught in the crossfire, babe, okay? I love you.” “I love you so much.”

Filled with something unspoken I can feel clawing beneath his skin. Our tongues meet. Twist together in that familiar hunger. He lifts me, pressing me against the wall at an angle. The kiss deepens. Consumes. Drinks me in whole. When we finally break apart, our breaths are ragged. “What… what did you mean, you chose me?” I ask. He grins. My legs are wrapped around his waist, my center pressed deliciously against his abdomen. Silence. “Chase?” I press. “Happy Valentine’s Day, Kitten.” He smiles. Boyishly. Softly. It's cute. “I got you roses and chocolates. They’re on the bed.”

Gloria yelled angrily. "I didn't mean to okay, I just became so upset when I saw you kissing him" valentines answered loudly. "Valentine and Gloria, I'm really sorry for cheating on the both of you, you don't have to yell at each other when I'm the jerk who couldn't decide on one lady, you are both so sexy and unique in your own way, you can go ahead and dump me" I said faking my sadness. "King you have misunderstood us, right valentine, We can never dump you, we are actually friends right? We don't really mind sharing you" Gloria said with a fake smile.

"Valerie, you certainly didn't do anything to earn Kieran, but you definitely deserve all that fat." Melissa wanted to give some advice to her best friend: It was okay to be upset with men, but never with snacks. After saying that, she opened a pack of Flaming Hot Cheetos and handed it to Valerie. "Have a Cheeto. Lighten up." Unable to resist the tempting offer, Valerie reached in and grabbed one. "Hey, Melissa, I'm in the mood for ice cream." "Julian, I've got a craving for pudding." In a seemingly synchronized manner, Valerie and Melissa took turns giving orders to Julian.

I can't restrain myself as I move closer and place a hand to hold her cheek. “Vee, please give me a chance to love you?” I quietly ask near her ear. “Ah, this is not how I pictured asking you to date me. I had a whole speech planned about how you make me want to be better and how no one can stop me from being beside you, but instead I’m just saying corny one liners,” “Maybe they weren't that bad. Did they come off as sweet? Wait, I can do better. Let me try again,” I mumble awkwardly.

As the morning sun peeked through the curtains, Zion strolled into the room, a tray filled with an array of Ayva's favorite foods in hand. With a mischievous grin, he greeted her in a singsong voice, "Good morning, sunshine!" His playful tone was accompanied by a falsetto voice as he exclaimed. "Guess what day it is? It's Valentine's Day and you're starting the day with breakfast in bed!"

Valentine's Day was supposed to be the day Adrian Weldon proposed. The night before, he texted me, saying he wanted to give me the proposal I deserved. [Summer, you and our baby deserve a real family.] I held my phone and grinned like an idiot forever. I even picked out a loose white dress to hide my five-month bump. I thought it would be the happiest day of my life. Instead, I got to the mountain and learned the truth. There was no proposal.

Scott said. "Stop it!" Valerie said with a shrug. "I don't want to listen, I don't know why you keep disturbing me knowing full well that I'm married and happily in love with my husband," Valerie said. "You are my unforgettable love Valerie, you are deeply engraved in my heart, I've loved you since the day I saw you in those flowery tops and tight jeans," Scott said. "Scott, stop with those cheesy lines, it's overrated, I don't have any ounce of the feeling of feeling left for you, all I feel for you is pity and now you are making it hatred," Valerie said.

He introduced himself, "I'm Ronald Weeks, lady. Twenty-three years old, and I've just graduated from college. Oh, here's a gift for you." He took out a pot of mint, apparently from out of nowhere. The smell sobered me up, and I was half-amused. "It is Valentine's Day today. And you gave me this?" "Yes. I bought this for you," said Ronald earnestly. "Why?" "You're a beautiful woman, and yet you still came to this place on Valentine's Day. I'm sure you know that this place can give you something better than a relationship." No arguments against that. I grabbed Ronald's hand and asked him to drink with me. When I sobered up once more, it was already the next day. I found myself in an unfamiliar

Call me high for being like this "Valentine , I like that you stare at me but it's getting creepy if you do that all day long" He said and I hissed. I cut my waffle and eat it while getting annoy "So what do you want for your birthday?" He asked and I looked up to him "Something from you" I answered "I can give a makeout session if you want" He smirked and I glared at him "Go kiss the wall" "You didn't say that earlier" He teased