Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Tamara, the mafia's gem! But in real life, isa lang siyang walang kwentang tao na ipinadala sa mafia's underground world para patayin ang pinuno ng mga mafia group kasama na ang lider ng Devil's Angel Mafia Organization. Hanggang sa muling magtagpo ang landas niya at ng mga taong nagpadala sa kaniya sa mafia's world. Sa pagkakataong ito, kalaban na ang turing nila sa kaniya. Sa gitna ng panganib at kalituhan, isang alagad ng batas, sa katauhan ni Lt. Andrei Montillano, ang maninindigan upang iligtas siya sa bingit ng kamatayan. Dahil sa ginawa ni Andrei, ituturing siyang bayani ni Tamara. Subalit lingid sa kaalaman ng dalaga, pagbabayarin siya ng bilyonaryong binata sa kamatayan ng ama nito na minsan ay naging target niya sa isang misyon. Ngunit paano kung sa huli'y kapwa sila mahulog sa kumunoy ng mapaglarong pag-ibig? Handa ba nilang kalimutan ang poot sa kanilang mga puso alang-alang sa nanganganib nilang anak? May halaga ba ang salitang pagmamamahal sa dalawang taong handang ipaglaban ang prinsipyo at katarungan kung pareho na silang natutupok sa apoy ng galit?

The story is about a fresh graduate girl who is struggling with her finances. Bianca Olivia Laxa's friend offered a deal to help Bianca pull through her financial crisis, giving her a condition to break Bernard Shane Santos' heart. Will she be able to survive in the chaotic world of Bernard? Will Bianca be able to guard her heart? Will she be able to seduce the seducer?

Si Alex Rivera ay isang Assistant Writer sa isang Television Company. Pangarap niyang makapagsulat ng sarili niyang drama at makilala rito. Mabait, pursigidong maabot ang pangarap, at mabuting anak sa mga magulang. Tutol ang ama ni Alex sa pagiging writer niya. Sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari ay kinakailangan niyang umalis sa tinitirahan niya. Kailangan niyang humanap ng bagong niyang matitirahan kung hindi ay pauuwiin siya ng kanyang ama sa probinsya at patitigilin siya nito sa pagsusulat. Nakahanap siya ng taong naghahanap ng housemate sa tulong ng kaniyang kaibigan. Lumipat agad siya sa bahay nito ng hindi inaalam ang ibang detalye sa magiging kasama niya. Dahil sa magkasalungat na lifestyle ay hindi sila nagkikita ng housemate niya. Isang araw ay nalaman niya na lalaki pala ang housemate niya. Lalaki? Paano, isang babae at isang lalaki sa iisang bahay? Paano kapag nalaman ito ng kanyang ama? Paano ang kaniyang mga pangarap? Dahil sa pagiging desperado ay tinanong niya ang lalaki " Pwede mo ba akong pakasalan?"

Sushi "Sushmita Costales" is a smart, spoiled and heartless heir of Costales conglomerate. Her father thinks that she lacks heart and compassion towards other people. She doesn't believe in love and is willing to marry anyone who can be a great asset to her father's company. So her father decided to send her off in a small town in Guimaras, kung saan nakatira ang isang malapit na kaibigan ng ama niya para turuang makisama at mamuhay ng simple. She will then marry the man her father had chosen for her when she comes back. Sushi meets the one and only grandson of her father's friend, Pierce Kyries Allede o mas kilala bilang Pier. Pier, is the opposite of a prince charming or any elite bachelor in the city. He was undeniably poor and simple. The guy doesn't even dress well, halos paulit-ulit lang ang damit nito. Hindi gusto ni Sushi ang pagiging friendly nito sa kanya. He's a commoner in all aspects. Even his well-toned physique and handsome face couldn't hide the fact that Peir couldn't pass as collateral damage. At bakit kumakabog nang mabilis ang puso niya kapag tinititigan siya nito at hinahawakan sa kamay? God, he's poor! She must be out of her mind.

Mabait, mayaman at maganda, ganyan ang tingin ng buong mundo kay Charlize Elizabeth Sandejas o Charlie, ang tagapagmana ng Sandejas Shipping Lines. Nasa kanya na ang lahat maliban sa isang bagay-- ang puso ni Gael Estrada, ang ulilang lubos na tinulungan noon ng kanyang mga magulang at ang kaisa-isang lalaking kanyang minahal. Thinking he doesn't want her because of their differences in life, Charlie had spent the last three years of her college life trying to unlove and forget him. Subalit muling bumalik si Gael sa buhay niya bilang kanyang bagong bodyguard. Sa pagkakataong iyon, nagtapat si Gael sa tunay nitong nararamdaman na siya lang ang pinakamamahal nito at wala nang iba. Nang maipit si Charlie sa isang kasunduang hindi naman niya talaga ginusto, lihim siyang nagpakasal kay Gael at nagpakalayo-layo. At nang akala niya maayos na ang lahat sa piling ng kanyang mahal, bigla na lamang siyang iniwan ni Gael sa panahong kailangang-kailangan niya ito. Makalipas ang halos limang taon, muli silang nagkita ni Gael. He is now a billionaire but doesn't have any memory of her. He wants two things from her, her signature on their divorce papers and her company's closure. Papayag ba siya sa gusto ni Gael nang gano'n-gano'n na lang gayong ito ang unang nanakit at nang-iwan sa kanya? Paano niya lalabanan ang galit sa kanya ng dating asawa na hindi niya alam kung saan nagmula? At higit sa lahat, paano niya sasabihin dito ang tungkol sa kanilang anak na bunga ng minsan nilang pagmamahalan na hindi naman nito maalala

Avery Sallow wants nothing more than saving her ailing mother from the clutches of death. Graduating with honors from one of the best colleges in Empire City, she hustles through the city for a job, which landed her in the net of Michael King, her 'devilishly handsome' boss. Michael King is the cassanova of Empire City, the richest and youngest CEO in town. Betrothed to his childhood friend, Nicki Sandalwood, he is caught between fulfilling his promise to Nicki, or taking his chance with the 'nerve-wrecking' assistant that haunts his night. Will their hatred for each other quench the spark of love they feel for each other? Will they prevail over the forces that put them on the other side of the divide?

Nagawa ni Onie na mamuhay mag-isa sa loob ng ilang taon, naging successful siya at kontento sa buhay. Ngunit nagbago ang lahat ng 'yon nang mabuntis siya, at ang ama'y nakilala niya lang din ng araw na may mangyari sa kanila. The CEO of Jewels and Diamonds, Lance Asmael Benedicto. And for the sake of the rich family name, they got married- unplanned. They both don't have feelings for each other, and it was all just for dignity and the child. But as days and months pass by, a romantic love affair will soon build up. Their hearts begin to beat the same rhytm. Pero, kakayin kaya nila despite the rule they make bago magsimula ang lahat? 'Don't fall in love, 'cause we will just going to have an annulment after the baby came out.'

“Chase your euphoria.” Trisha Francisco, a dauntless woman who adored the euphoria of thrill in racing with her motorcycle. She adored the chase of being the undefeatable monster queen of the race. Her competitors were really annoyed by her presence, especially that she always won, but sadly, not in a relationship. Until she crossed-path with a stranger that was laid on the bush who wore a white brief that really didn’t hide the oozing sex appeal of it. But little did she know that because of the stranger she saved would make her life turned upside down.

Aliyah's life has been complicated since she was only a child. Her childhood was so messed up and she never experienced being loved by others— especially by her own mother. That may be the reason why her life became more complicated and uncontrollable to deal with— In fact, she became a rumored mistress of the most admirable and well-known business tycoon in the country, Caleb Walton. Her name became headlines of news and various gossip about her spread all over the country that made her quiet life become tumultuous. As her name became known by many, the negative judgments, various insults about her life, slanders, and threats from the public became much harder to take for Aliyah. But unknown to everyone, she didn't like anything that was happening in her life. She was left with no choice but to become a mistress when her mother sold her for money. How will Aliyah deal with the ordeal of being Caleb's mistress? How can she handle all the judgment and pain that people around her bring into her life when she's just The Innocent Mistress?

Adam Meadows is a ruthless billionaire, with a heart hardened by a relentless thirst for vengeance. Consumed by the brutal murder of his parents, his life's singular goal is to amass wealth and exact retribution. Relationships are a distraction he couldn't afford, and he dismissed them as trivial. But Adam's meticulously controlled world is upended when he is compelled to look after Jazzlene Agatha Hart, his best friends' sister. Resistant at first, Adam's loyalty to his friends forces him to agree. But as he spends more time with Jazzlene, something surprising unfolds. She brings out a side of him he never knew existed.