Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Isa lamang ang nais makamit ni Saxira at iyon ay ang mahanap niya ang pumatay sa kaniyang lola matagal na panahon na ang nakalilipas. Siya ay mayroong espesyal na kakayahan at iyon ay ang nakikita niya ang mga taong mamamatay sa pamamagitan ng kaniyang mga panaginip. Bukod pa rito, nakikita rin niya ang mga sundo ng kamatayan o tinatawag na soul reapers. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, nakilala niya ang isang cold at masungit na soul reaper na si Xyu. Isang link na sumpa ang nag-uugnay sa kanilang pandama. Dahil sa sumpang ito, nag-desisyon sila na humanap ng paraan kung paano ito mapuputol ngunit ito pala ay magiging susi upang matuklasan ang mga krimeng naganap ilang taon na ang nakalilipas. Isang mapait na krimen na magbibigay linaw sa kanilang tunay na pagkatao. Sino nga ba talaga sila at ano ang kanilang nakaraan sa likod ng krimen na kanilang matutuklasan?

All Beau Anderson wants is one night of passion. One night to forget what she had become. Dominic Vasiliy, King of the Underworld. Ruthless, fearless, dominating, and arrogant. He never expected that one night of passion will change him forever. He fell and he fell hard. Mature Content 18+ Romance/Action

Emma has always had it rough, sister hates her, she's constantly bullied worse she's bullied by her crush Zach. Zach hates Emma with all his being. But what happens when the reason he hate Emma turns out to be a lie. Will Emma ever find it in her heart to forgive Zach? And will Zach ever be able to get Emma to forgive him?

He was cursed to never find love by the moon goddess herself. Alpha Ace has lived about a thousand and five hundred years old which is unheard of for his kind. And for those years, he never found his mate. He was ruthless, merciless and most dangerous. No one dared stand up against him unless with a death wish. His pack was just as strong and he never showed any emotions. He recruited 15 year old male pups to the pack army to strengthen the pack. No one understood him but they all respected him. He never left the corners of his pack in Brazil believing finding his mate was pointless. Annalise,an human came crashing down on him literally then he finally felt the spark, all his senses were alert and he realised he had found his safe haven. Everything was to be fine with his mate. Unfortunately, Annalise started displaying weird features after three months of staying with Ace. Find out their challenges, love story and bloody condition in:THE UNMATED.

Nabulag si Czarina sa isang malagim na aksidente. Dahil dito ay lumayo ang loob n'ya sa lahat. Ang dating masiyahin at palatawang si Czarina ay naging tahimik at mailap. Imbes na mawalan ng pag-asa ay hindi siya sumuko at nilabanan ang hamon ng buhay, kasama ng mga magulang na sumusuporta sa kanya. Pinangako rin n'ya sa sarili na kapag nakakita ay hahanapin ang taong sangkot kung bakit siya bulag ngayon. Subalit ang tila kuntento na niyang buhay ay napalitan ng sakit at dalamhati nang sabay na mamatay ang mga magulang sa parehong aksidente. Czarina was left alone in the dark. Tila binagsakan siya ng langit at lupa dahil sa pangyayaring iyon. Hindi rin n'ya alam kung paano magsisimula muli. Ngunit isang araw ay nagpakilala sa kanya si Attorney. Mauricio De Cardenas. Siya raw ang pinagkakatiwalaan ng kaniyang Ama. Pati na rin sa mga naiwan nitong ari-arian. Kaya ganoon na lamang ang pagdududa n'ya sa taong ito, lalo pa't ibinilin siya dito ng kaniyang Ama bilang maging legal guardian n'ya. Labag man sa loob ang naging desisyon ng Ama ay wala siyang nagawa. Hindi man magkasundo at parang aso't pusa ay tila nakadikit na sa kanya ang amoy nito. He always make her feel uncomfortable whenever he's around. Her heart was unexpectedly thumping hard against her chest everytime she hears his soft voice and smell his sweet scent. How can Czarina resist his charm. Kung sa umpisa palang ay binihag na nito ang natutulog niyang puso? Paano kung sa pagbabalik ng kaniyang paningin ay tumambad sa kanya ang isang katotohang si Mauricio ang dahilan kung bakit siya nabulag? Kaya ba niyang tanggapin ang sakit at kalimutan ang pangakong paghihiganti para sa tinatawag na pag-ibig?

Organisasi Al Reint adalah organisasi rahasia yang tidak diketahui keberadaannya. Para intelijen maupun organisasi rahasia dunia hanya mengetahui namanya saja tanpa tahu mereka itu sebenarnya apa. Gosipnya organisasi itu adalah organisasi terkejam yang pernah ada, organisasi itu dipimpin oleh seorang ketua yang mereka sebut dengan Azqadam. Dia adalah seorang yang sangat misterius hanya kaki tangan atau mata dewanya saja yang pernah melihat wajahnya, tidak ada yang tahu rupa dan jenis kelaminnya karena dia selalu mengenakan topeng dan mengenakan jubah putih. Dibawah kedudukan Azqadam ada 9 para wakil yang disebut dengan tetua suku, dari ke-9 tetua hanya tetua no 3, 5, dan 7 yang sangat misterius mereka tidak pernah menunjukan jati dirinya ke sesama para tetua suku. Ada yang mengatakan mereka bertiga merupakan seorang putera mahkota maupun pangeran sebuah kerajaan yang ada di dunia ini dan ada yang mengatakan mereka adalah para crazy rich dunia. gosipnya pun simpang siur tidak ada yang dapat memastikan kebenarannya. Yang pasti semua orang yang ada di organisasi Al Reint adalah orang berbahaya dan penuh tipu muslihat. Kaki tangan atau Mata dewa dari seorang Azqadam dikenal dengan nama Alorest. Seorang yang berhati dingin, jenius, dan sedikit gila. Kegilaannya adalah suka membunuh para penjahat, dia suka membunuh mangsanya secara halus, selalu membuat ide kematian yang diluar nalar, para tetua menyebutnya si psikopat jenius gila. Dunia yang terlihat indah dan damai sebenarnya hanyalah ilusi semata karena yang sebenarnya terjadi adalah banyaknya krisis kelaparan diseluruh dunia, para pemimpin yang tamak akan harta kekayaan negara, serta gencatan senjata di beberapa negara. Misi dari organisasi Al Reint adalah ingin mereset dunia agar menjadi dunia yang ideal. Tapi dalam setiap misi yang berawal dari sebuah kebaikan pada akhirnya akan menciptakan sebuah kejahatan pula. Karena hakikatnya manusia tidak pernah puas dan selalu diliputi oleh nafsu dunia sehingga dapat mengubah tujuan awal dari misi tersebut.

She's Night Carnelian, a human who only wants one thing, justice for her clan. And here's Killix Bane, who only wants to save his sister from his father's grip. One contract will make them meet each other. Is that will be the reason for their success, or will be the reason for their downfall? "Decisions always matter. So be careful, Carnelian."

Jacob Price is the prey. As a consequence of the immoral thing he did with someone else's wife, he got kidnapped. In his wake, he is told that he is on a private island away from civilization. Told to participate in a Manhunt where he will be the prey and will be pursued by armed and violent hunters. What happens if he gets caught? Simple… DEATH! Series of killings and pain, betrayals, revelations, and danger. He plans to end this game, and a tribe of survivors is on his side. When bad luck makes a sudden twist and hits you hard, would you survive THE MANHUNT?

A Supreme Lord with a dangerous thirst for power... A woman with no success in love... A man who is more than he seems... Gwendolyn lived a very simple life. As a songwriter, she was comfortable in her monotonous and somewhat sad existence. But that took a huge turn when she encountered Tyron... Tyron, the outcast prince of his realm, has been sent on a journey to find THE ABOMINATION; the one prophesied to cause the downfall of his supreme Lord. It was a task that might either get him his father's throne, or cause him to lose his head. But his encounter with the sad song writer pushes him to take steps he never thought of taking... In order to protect the four realms from the greedy eyes of Tyron's father, these two have to go on a journey that will test their trust and budding love... But what if things don't go as planned?

Lexie Velez knew that college would be difficult. At eighteen years old, she knew that the obstacles she would face would each make her want to go running from the place she would call home for the next four years. But after a steamy night out celebrating with her new roomate, Lexie realizes the mistake she made when she walks into class and comes face to face with the man who had just taken her virginity.