Chinese Jokes Novels & Stories

(I searched G****e) NOTE: This number is based on where we live :) J: On a side note, Li Zheng is such a scum, so rude and impolite, it makes me wanna beat him up! L: True, but our Luo Jingli likes this kind of man. What can we do? J: *mutter to myself* This story has no logic, no logic, no logic!!!!! Ahhhhhhh!! God!! L: This is life~~ hehe L: But honestly man, why do I feel that the last part is so creepy? Oh yeah, if ya'll are confused, the part where Li Zheng and Fu Yandon were at the hospital is like a continuation from the first chapter where Fu Yandong got a stomachache from drinking too much wine XD.

he joked. None of the students laughed or even cracked a smile—the joke wasn't funny at all. Yet, a loud, exaggerated laugh echoed through the room anyway. No one was surprised to see that it was Mr. Chan, desperately sucking up to his boss and laughing at a terrible joke just to stay on his good side.

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

When my joke lands she tilts her head back to laugh, shaking her head as she looks at me. "You're ridiculous." She says. "You're smiling." I respond. She gives me that warm look again and I wonder what's going through her mind at this moment. "You got any other ones?" She asks and I wrack my brain for any other dad jokes. "Um... The circus lion ate the clown but didn't finish." I say. "Why?" She asks. "Because he tasted funny." I respond and Harper chuckles again. "More." She teases, but I just shrug.

Answer: "They both fall." The lamest one of all: "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" Answer: "Because he was afraid Snow would fall on him." The jokes weren't really funny or even that creative, but they were shared within my earshot on a regular basis. "Want to hear the latest joke?" Cindy asked, as though reading my mind. I gave her a look I hoped said, no freaking way! "It's actually kind of fun-ny," she said in her sing-song voice. I plopped down next to her and slid on my shoes. "Do I have a choice?"

"You wicked man! You even used little Junior as a scapegoat to keep yourself safe. Ah! That’s not right, is it?" Seeing Long Chen so casually shoving Zin Ji’er, Qing San teased him once again, but instead of the person she was teasing feeling embarrassed, it was Zin Ji’er who blushed upon hearing their conversation.

asked the man on Zao Ying's left with curiosity and high hopes for Xiao Chen's answer. "Eh? Help? Isn't it right in front of you guys now?" The two were suddenly surprised and teary-eyed when they heard Xiao Chen's confusing words. In front of us? Who? Xiao Chen? This was a very funny joke to them. Because what could Xiao Chen do here? Where demons might roam and their power was far beyond Xiao Chen's.

"Plus, leftovers make for easy lunches tomorrow. Win-win situation, no cooking required." We ate leisurely, pausing to laugh at the comedian's routines that hit close to home. "That joke about city traffic is too real," Liam said, wiping a bit of sauce from his chin with a napkin, his eyes watering slightly from laughter. "Chicago drivers are a whole adventure unto themselves, the way they weave through lanes like it's a race." "Totally agree," I said, crunching into an egg roll, the filling hot and flavorful with shreds of cabbage, carrots, and a hint of ginger that added a zing.

But, the man consoled and composed himself by saying that his friend must be joking.He laughed awkwardly as he said "Mo Yuhan, can you stop joking like this?" ''Qin Jingze, do I look like I'm joking?" Mo Yuhan asked calmly. Qin Jingze looked at him and he could feel that his friend is not joking at all.He took a seat and thought about it for a few second "When did this happen?" "It's over a week now," Mo Yuhan replied as he explained everything but he left the part regarding Tang Li's identity.

Major Shen said proudly. “Who said that I want something bad to happen, Major Shen? You surely like to jinx it! I’m not the kind of guy who wants something bad to happen so I could fish in the muddy water you know.” Zhu Wushang said with a smile while shrugging his hand like he didn’t know anything about what he just said.