Chinese Jokes Novels & Stories

"Grandma, " Jin Chen called his grandmother out. His grandmother would not lower his points in front of his wife, he won't allow it. "Yes my dear," Old Madam Jin answered him with a smile like she wasn't teasing him a moment ago. "My wife knows me so well, more than you do and she's still in love with me," Jin Chen said with a smug smile leaving the old lady gaping at him like an idiot. Indeed Yang Lifei even made him know how to be smug and joke around.

Otherwise, how could they have had such a good time? "Oh, your face is really thick. I thought it was the six hundred-year-old ancient city wall in Nanjing." Chen Chen said sarcastically and continued without caring about his face, "What's wrong? Now you remember how much Weiqi took care of you in the past? When Weiqi was in trouble, you ran faster than rabbits."

People are rich and powerful, so it's good not to bully us. Liang Huan nodded, revealing a look I know. Jones Davis looked at their echo each other, like singing a double reed, and spilled all the sewage on himself, and couldn't help laughing. Jones Davis's laughter really puzzled people around him. 'What are you laughing at?' Liang Huan looked her up and down, some doubts. 'What am I laughing at? Of course I think you are funny. ' Just as Liang Huan was puzzled, Jones Davis suddenly raised his eyebrows.

tab tu mujhe Mar Dena. Fab3, MaElena and Max are looking at him like he has grown a tail.. Cabir saw their faces and said.. Cab:Why are you looking at me like that.. Muk:kaise kaise I mean kaise yaar..Humesha tu aise bekar ki lame jokes kaise mar sakta hain.. Dhr:Yes yaar..it's better to listen jokes in Tamil than listening yours..jitna hum tamil sunke apne dimag ko karab karte hain..Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain..

The employee was on edge, but Seth cut him off with a sharp tone before he could finish. "What are you talking about? Over a hundred cancellations?" He stepped forward and grabbed the employee by the collar. "Is there some mistake? These customers paid deposits. Why would they all cancel at once?" Lily pushed her way in, fixing a hard gaze on the employee. "There's got to be a mistake. Check it again! "Is this some kind of sick joke? Someone pretending to be a customer just to mess with us?"

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

“Who would have thought that you had so many aunts?” “Chinese people I tell you,” he joked and she laughed, making Chris wonder why the sound was like a sweet melody to his ears. “I guess, but us Koreans have big families too, if we want that is,” Jihyun giggled, making Chris shake his head, amused.

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."

"I'm actually hearing a Nascent Soul Realm kiddo saying that he was going to catch the Millennium Walking Corpse! Hahaha! This joke I can laugh for a year!" Zhi Luan laughed at him while hitting the ground and pointing at him. It was in tears of laughter. Xiao Chen frowned and glared at it, saying, "Ain't you annoying? I was just joking, stupid cat; you eat too much and get sick! Go away!" Then he kicked it and Zhiluan rolled on the ground a few times.

Hoping it was something he could tease her with if he ever felt like. ZhengLi paused for a moment, a new tinge of light in his eyes as he laid himself out casually, stretching himself taller and getting comfy. A sense of smug moving over him that the name he read, actually was pretty ironic. "It's MingYun." ZhengLi smiled wider, a little happy that he knew this would annoy YuZhi, the translation of the word not lost on him and YuZhi stared back in disbelief. He snorted at his friends' stupid joke, shrugged like he was a total liar and turned away with a dismissive wave.