Funny Quotes Chinese Novels & Stories

"Wait, Court Lady Han planted cabbages in the imperial farm?" [A/n: "Good cabbage has been arched by a pig." is an expression with Chinese origin meaning, “One is very capable, the other extremely incompetent.” or “The couple is not a good matching”.]

Chu Xun answered with a smile. That would have sounded immensely insulting to any other people's ears. And Yan Wushuang did not fail to miss the corners of Nie Zicheng's eye jerking with intense irritation right as soon as those words escaped Chu Xun's lips. Hehehehe..." Nie Zicheng hissed, "Somehow, I don't find that funny." "It's not a joke; I'm serious," Chu Xun uttered flatly. The pall of gloom and malice hanging over Nie Zicheng's head only darkened.

Ye Kan: *Sneering Emoji* Ye Kan: "@Huo Mingche, Big Brother! Haven't you had enough of Gu Jiuci's lies? She's just doing it in another way! Once you have been charmed by her and let your guard down, she'll escape from you immediately to elope with that fool, Jiang Yutang! Wake up!" Huo Mingche was about to type a message, but his expression quickly turned stern as he read Ye Kan's messages. Coincidentally, Zhan Ying poked his head in and entered the office.

She laughed again, "So no sex for me?" I nodded, "no sex for us... me and you... noo... Baby in Chinese they say 'Wù jí bì fǎn'" She laughed at me... "What the fuck?" I laughed too, "okay I don't know if it's said like that but apparently it means too much of something is bad.. no matter how good it is.. once it's too much, it ain't good anymore..." She pulled me into a hug laying me in her chest, "okay my Chinese girlfriend.... so what is that bad thing that we can do it twice and turn it good..."

Lu Mingchu's words are not without sarcasm: "Dangle a carrot in front of a donkey, and it will always obediently walk. But you also have to figure out that I, Lu Mingchu, am not the donkey that lets people pinch and obediently listen. A carrot as bait is able to pin down me from now on?" Slender legs easily take two steps forward, turning around, he already stood in front of Elder Shen, face to face with him, Elder Shen is old, his back then naturally bowed, Lu Mingchu lowered his eyes, his black eyes playfully fell on Elder Shen's slightly raised old face, lightly sarcastically said: "No wonder Shen Xiujin said that you are old in person."

James said, "Go to the World Medical Association and ask about traditional Chinese medical science. Everyone knows it’s deceptive witchcraft founded in superstition. No one believes that traditional Chinese medical science can cure diseases!" "If you don't believe in traditional Chinese medical science, you are ignorant!" Qin Haodong turned around and pointed to Nalan Jie and said, "If I use traditional Chinese medicine to treat Nalan Jie's disease, not only will his lungs remain intact, he will also recover completely. What's more, I can extend his life expecteancy by ten years!" "Now THAT is the funniest joke in the world! Is that called Chui Niu in Chinese? I've heard that you people like

------------------ Yu Babe: For prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, honesty, kindness. Gao Da Hua (Smile): Never want to marry an old woman for the rest of your life.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

Hahaha…" Jian Ying laughed out loud and said to her... "I'm sorry to disappoint you. I don't like making love, I prefer f**king!" Chen Lijuan"....." Chen Lijuan did not understand those words and cluelessly ask Jian Ying. "Umm... Jian Ying?" "Mhm?" "I don't...I don't understand" "What don't you understand?" "That...that thing you...said just now. What is...f**king and...and lovemaking…?"

Even though she was past 40, her face was still capable of that. Her crying filled the everyone’s gazes with dissatisfaction and disdain toward Jian Jianan again… Translator’s Notes A camel that starves to death still looks bigger than a horse (瘦死的骆驼比马大) A Chinese saying meaning that, despite one being challenged or in trouble, it still contains more power and ability compared to another.