Chinese Jokes Novels & Stories

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

"What do you have that Mark lacks?" Zheme shrugged his shoulders, a tiny smirk lifting the left corner of his lips. "The looks, I suppose." "Ye, we know you look much better than him, but your personality is garbage, you don't even how to laugh at a joke." Zheme's smirk went missing and a sneer took its place. "If your stupid jokes were funny enough to make me laugh, wouldn't I?" Andrew frowned. "But my jokes are funn—" "No they're not." Both Josh and Casper interjected in unison.

Lucien shook his head, “I highly doubt that but it is good.” Jax made a face, “I don’t see how you eat Chinese. I mean the only thing I like there is the chicken on a stick, and it’s usually dry.” Frowning at him I arched my brow, “you just don’t know good food.” He laughed, “this,” he pointed down at his plate, “is good food.”

Gradually, the smile on his face expanded to infinity, covering his face with warmth, and his smile slowly turned crazy. "Big brother, what's wrong with you, do not scare me?" Ji Chen was startled by his laughter. In his memory, his eldest brother had been very warm, how could he laugh like a madman? Ji Lianjun was still laughing and soon attracted Ji's old lady and Min Yao. They thought he was excited and were stunned in an instant. What's going on? "My leg hurts." Ji Lianjun finally stopped laughing, but there was an endless tremor in his voice.

Even though she was past 40, her face was still capable of that. Her crying filled the everyone’s gazes with dissatisfaction and disdain toward Jian Jianan again… Translator’s Notes A camel that starves to death still looks bigger than a horse (瘦死的骆驼比马大) A Chinese saying meaning that, despite one being challenged or in trouble, it still contains more power and ability compared to another.

This joke is really boring. He smiled faintly, the first smile that Lang Tinh had seen since being with him, the smile that should have died instantly. But not Lang Tinh not only did not lose a single hair, but also overwhelmed his spirit. Damn… The road is Mac Vu, now a woman cornered the road. - You think it's a joke? - His face is always blank, no one knows if it's a joke or not. - If your facial expression changes, I will definitely not be able to return.

This is really the funniest joke of the year! Zhang Mingxi stood up with a bang, went to the seat of Su Hui, picked up the piece of paper on her desk, stunned for a while, and threw it away without care, and his sharp eyes could not hide his contempt. Chi - this kind of ghost charm, also dare to take out embarrassing look! " ------------------ Good morning (* ￣з￣)

Embarrassed, Zhuang Jia wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, "What's wrong? Not funny?" The corner of Gu Yan's mouth twitched, "Does this count?" "Of course it counts, jokes are also considered storytelling!" Zhuang Jia bristled, a little depressed, feeling like she hadn't fired up the atmosphere. She threw the dice back on the table and said, "Come on, come on, keep going on!" The person with the smallest number of points for the second time was Jiang Chen.

He laughed and turned to his assistants, "Did you hear that? This is really the funniest joke in the world!" Qin Haodong frowned and asked in icy tones, "Why is that funny?" "Funny? Of course, it's funny!" James said, "Go to the World Medical Association and ask about traditional Chinese medical science. Everyone knows it’s deceptive witchcraft founded in superstition. No one believes that traditional Chinese medical science can cure diseases!"

"Did Vanessa say that the chairman's daughter is a kept mistress? That's the biggest joke I've ever heard!" Right then, Terrence couldn't hold it in any longer and finally let out a cold laugh. "You idiots. This branch office has been losing money year after year. Headquarters has been wanting to investigate for a long time! "If Ms. Monroe hadn't hidden her identity and come down here to dig into your shady accounts herself, how much longer did you think you could keep fooling everyone? "You sure have some nerve making Ms. Monroe serve you coffee, fetch you water, and take the blame for you. How many heads do you think you have to lose?"